My Responses To The Tag Stuff...Just What I Needed  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
3/24/2006 10:34 am
My Responses To The Tag Stuff...Just What I Needed

OK, as near as I can figure I need to reveal 6 items nobody knows about myself when tagged.

Great. I was tagged 7 times. But my math that means I have to reveal (7 X 6 = 79) things about myself.

Jeez...

1. I love sushi...for breakfast. Nothing says good morning like the smell of fish I always say.
2. Little Kenny has a couple of freckles. Oh...check that. After closer examination, those are testicles. Sorry.
3. I have thinning hair. In my nasal passages. Bald nasal passages are hereditary I'm told.
4. I love Indiana. I don't know why. May have been a bad trip back in the 60's.
5. I drive a Rolls Canardly. It Rolls down one hill, and Canardly go up the next.
6. I never ever wear jewelry. Not even a watch. I tell time by using the force.
7. I once tipped a guy with a cousin who knew this guy in his church that had a nephew who dated the sister of a guy who had 3 breasts.
8. I don't have ovaries.
9. I like cold beer and Ice Cream drinks with an umbrella.
10. My cousin Umgladob¬°weewee invented the click sound in many African languages. Written as ¬°.
11. I only have 3 children. One of each.
12. I often sing in Pig Latin. I was once hospitalized after two verses of Flight of the Bumblebee with pulled tongue muscles. I refused the cast.
13. I have been to every continent except Antarctica. North America is the only one that still lets me in.
14. I leave one testicle out when wearing an athletic supporter and will do so until our troops come home. I don't know why.
15. I was so homely as a newborn, my incubator had tinted windows.
16. Every time I appear on television I am plagued for a week by paparazzi psychiatrists.
17. I try to pee every hour on the hour.
18. I really dislike bargain toilet paper that gives you paper cuts.
19. I kissed a girl when I was 2.
20. I French kissed at 12. Grandma said I was good.
21. The first time I had sex I was 14.
22. The first time I had sex with another person I was 18.
23. My favorite colors are black & blue.
24. I cry at sad movies, funerals, and Jeff Gordon victories.
25. I have a 4 person Jaccuzi.
26. I have a 4 slice toaster.
27. I have 2 different place settings for 4.
28. I have a California King bed that sleeps 4.
29. I'm single. What the hell am I thinking with this 4 stuff?
30. I like boobs. Size, shape...doesn't matter. Prefer female.
31. I cannot have real plants. Silk ones wilt.
32. I burn my own CD's. Don't see the fun in it though, too much smoke.
33. I have no super favorite movie, radio program, or TV show. Do have a super favorite divorce lawyer.
32. I love summer and hate winters. Not Jonathon but Edgar.
33. I fell asleep during Passion of the Christ. When I awoke, someone had stolen my popcorn and I was pregnant.
34. I have all the South Park, In Living Color DVD's available. Keep hoping commercials will soon be released.
35. My entire condo is decorated in the safari theme. I wear a loin cloth when vacumming.
36. I dislike nature. When all the bugs are gone...I'll reconsider.
37. I prefer a bath to a shower. Too easy to slip and crack your head after an orgasm!
38. My favorite singer is Al Hirt.
39. I usually always wear jeans.
40. I have frequent forgetful spells to the point that I
41. I have no temper. However, I inspire one in others.
42. I love country music and know all about it. My favorite artist is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
43. I often wear 2 different color socks. Not shoes though...after all...I'm not weird!
44. Many people can wiggle their ears. I can wiggle both or just the right ear. I am right-eared.
45. I once ate a night crawler on a bet.
46. I once hit a guy in the forehead with a spit up night crawler after losing a bet.
47. I often wear all black. On purpose.
48. I love scented candles. Dislike the crack scented ones.
49. I love roses. Often attend funerals to replentish supply.
50. I only have 5 toes on each foot. A real oddity in my clan.

That's it...I'm exhausted. I will not tag anyone else. Too much trouble when I'm this worn out. Amnesty for all!


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saddletrampsk 54F

3/24/2006 1:17 pm

Would love to see you vacuum..


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

3/24/2006 1:52 pm

Great list, TDA!!! LOL, you still crack me up!!

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libgemOH 56M/52F

3/24/2006 1:57 pm

ROFLMAO....No clue which is my favorite! -B


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/24/2006 3:27 pm

When are you gonna take your show on the road?


digdug41 49M

3/24/2006 3:42 pm

roflmao

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


londongames 36M

3/24/2006 4:00 pm

jeeeeesus christ mate, you ave to be the funniest bloke on this site..... pure brilliance...
i suspect you don't just do this for laughs in your spare time, and if you do, you're a bloomin lunatic!!!

Keep it up.... and carry on with the jokes too

LG


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
3/24/2006 5:17 pm

I suspect all the women on this site want to see you vacuuming

California King size bed that sleeps 4... *sigh* i'm SOOOOOOO jealous I have an... (idaho) twin size bed that sleeps 3/4.

Thanks for playing {=}


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

3/24/2006 6:11 pm

Amnesty does that include any out standing warrants..??? Ready

Ready


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/24/2006 9:10 pm

Well I couldn't find anything this time. Other than Edgar Winters Oh that's right your not afraid of frankenstien You are the funniest person


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/25/2006 8:38 am

LMAO...your family reunions would definately be fun...LOL

lustytaurus


MrNuttz05 49M

3/25/2006 12:48 pm

#40... A CLASSIC... Very entertaining


citizen_2point5 47M
71 posts
3/25/2006 10:48 pm

"20. I French kissed at 12. Grandma said I was good."

Grandma said I was better.


mm0206 69F
7767 posts
3/27/2006 8:36 am

You are so hilarious....

Have a wonderful Monday

...m.


KC_JJ 54M

3/27/2006 3:25 pm

I always preferred Johnny to Edgar myself.

MMM [ MMM


TTigerAtty 62M

3/27/2006 4:03 pm


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