My Family Is Just Too Darned Small ... I Need More  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/21/2005 7:12 am
My Family Is Just Too Darned Small ... I Need More

As you probably already know, I have two sons here in Blogville, Cabo and Luke. However, these guys are young and rascally and I rarely see them. When I do...they stop in for money, raid my liquor cabinet, or steal Playboy's. Kids.

I'm thinking I need a larger family. I think I need to adopt another couple guys and some daughters! Daughters cuddle. I also have an idea that I think is revolutionary.

I think I need to adopt a wife. I know, it's never been done before, but if listened to reason I never could have invented self-wiping toilet paper! I think I need to adopt a wife. I am willing to go ahead and give away half my stuff UP FRONT. Yep, no messy divorce, no lurking attorneys, no delays.

What I there anyone in need of being adopted?

[blog talldarkavg1]

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/21/2005 7:48 am

LMAO... not adopt, but I will let you borrow me every now and then... and you would be able to keep all your stuff. I just wanna cuddle with someone who makes me laugh like you do... T


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:55 am

T...done deal.

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CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/21/2005 7:56 am

yes I am very adoptable at the moment as a son, the zombies with the firm boobs ate my family's brains when i invited them over for dinner and so i had to stop slapping there butts and told then that they had to leave and we had to break up, well they got mad and ate my dog, so i am available to adopted, all i need you to do here is just sign this solid line right here -----> ______________ and ill be glad to be an avg1


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 8:06 am

AZ my pleasure. X

AZ I knew this was an important document so I used a Capital X.

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rm_BigClit1967 49F

9/21/2005 8:12 am

I would love for you to adopt me as long as you will take over my financial obligations...By the way, I also have three children, a hubby, and a dog......PEACE!!!!!!!!

sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/21/2005 8:27 am

I agree with frbnkslady, you need to just borrow some of us every now and then. That way you do get to keep all your stuff. I am free on Wednesdays if that is good for you........

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 8:40 am

I thought you were my Big Daddy T? I think I have something in my eye now.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/21/2005 8:48 am

I'm available for adoption, totally paper trained. I was a geisha girl in a former life - Shirley MacLaine and I have some awesome stories we could tell ya.

Oh, I'd even be willing to become shortfairavg2 if need be.

Oh and the stuff I want can't be detached (gasps realizing what she's just typed). DAMN see what Hump Day does to a person?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/21/2005 8:54 am

You could just raffle yourself off in Chicago. I'd buy at least one raffle ticket. If the price was right.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/21/2005 9:08 am

The 7 of us like pop-tarts for breakfast....

sexyeyes375 47F

9/21/2005 9:47 am

wonderful sentiment.. and would like to be part of a blogland family, but if I were related to you and had impure thoughts of you... that would be creepy.. so I will be the neighbor or friend of one of your children.

texasbelle_ 41M/47F
22 posts
9/21/2005 9:53 am

HEY HEY HEY!!!!!! I thought I was your son! At least you said I was that night! Lieing bastard! Sorry.....a bit grumpy today after being neutered yesterday. I have no balls now either.

If you need to adopt an evil italian.... I have one you can have. Please oh please oh please can I be your prodigal heterobisapian come home to fold himself into your arms, smell your man scent and hump your leg? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!


TDA, this is Trav.... Sorry about that buddy.... I didn't know Bells was on the computer........

Seeing how I never had a dad and was a horrible evil experiement gone bad.... can I call you dad? I promise only to raid your playgirls

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/21/2005 10:03 am

Adopt? No, but how about a lease with an option to buy?

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/21/2005 10:20 am

I have never been a wife before therefore I have no preconceived bad wifely habits. You can mold me baby...make me what you want me to be. I come with some fringe benifits that you may already be aware of....Oh, the joy, the pleasure and the laughs we could share.

Resume to be sent to your email enclosed.

your_gypsy 51F

9/21/2005 10:20 am

what a co-inky-dink. i'm in need of a daddy.

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/21/2005 10:22 am

I'm available for adoption too but... i guess I'd just be a pet kitty. Do you like kitties? i purr.... and cuddle very well. I'll keep my claws and teeth to myself (most of the time).

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/21/2005 10:37 am

I'm sure the competition to be the new Mrs Average will be fierce, so can I just be adopted as the new family pet? That way I can get patting & stroking & loving from the entire family!

I just hope they remember to feed me from time to time...



9/21/2005 11:25 am

Maybe instead of adopting you should start your own harem,hehehe. Make them sign contracts up front ur stuff is urs and half of theirs is urs 2. LOL....

hotandhorny107 58F

9/21/2005 2:44 pm

Let me expound on my qualities as I apply to become an adopted child. I am female, cute, cuddly and have passed through teething, potty training and adolescence and no longer have any interest in reproduction. Low maintenence and am willing to keep my room tidy. I don't do windows or bathrooms, unless of course I made the mess. I can order out with ease, this way I don't make a mess in the kitchen. If pust comes to shove, I can shop at the local deli, provided of course I have a car to drive there. I don't take up much space, and am very comfortable in a recliner. I do like my freedom to come and go as I please, but would always let you know where I am but not always what I am doing. Ignorance can sometimes be bliss.

So what do you think TDA... should I pack my bag?

dano6332 56M

9/21/2005 3:20 pm

TDA sorry buddy my family tree is screwed up enough already. I also dont think you drink near enough to be my dad. Can I just date some of your daughters and maybe the wife?

Ineedsome2dsay 47F

9/21/2005 6:37 pm

Would love to be adopted because if there was anyone who needed a Daddy to tell her what to do, it would be me. Plus I can't wait for the extra cuddles and kisses!!

jungandhorney 42F

9/21/2005 8:00 pm

I'm adoptable.............among other things......

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/21/2005 10:03 pm

You could just give all your stuff away to two women and get the next two wives out of the way.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/21/2005 10:51 pm

Hey Pops can you spot me some cash

Hey you got the new issue of Playboy yet

<<< luke gets a drink from the liquor cabinet and starts eyeing the new family pet

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/22/2005 12:46 am

Why adopt a wife when we can just play house?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 6:14 am

Ditto Sj...I can deal with a leash.

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