My Balls Have Been Returned ... But With Nipple Marks  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/29/2005 5:39 am
My Balls Have Been Returned ... But With Nipple Marks

At some time during the night my balls were returned to me and I thank whomever returned them. Upon further examination of them I noticed a couple of new things.

First off, someone took really good care of them and polished them so much that the original finish came off.

Second...there is one telltale nipple mark on the left one. Hence I have no alternative but to institute the following mandate:

It is a female nipple mark. Upon entering my blog you will need to submit a nipple print for cross matching. If you do not have a nipple print, one will be taken for you. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you in a future blog.


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freetime648 52F

8/29/2005 8:33 am

Brought my own nipple printer...but no one here to administer the testing....Hmmmpf! Try again later!


xx FREETIME648 xx


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/29/2005 8:51 am

Are you sure you're not just a big boobie perv?

You can thank me personally at the convention for the return of your balls


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/29/2005 9:27 am

Okay, so I held a nipple up to the monitor. Now what?

And where can I get one of those (he says, pointing to the post picture)?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/29/2005 10:42 am

Still playing with my nipples. I'll come back later when I'm done so the oil doesn't smear the screen...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 11:21 am

Freetime...I am here for you. Hop a flight this afternoon...before the ink dries.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 11:23 am

44DD I will most definitely thank you! Me...a boobie perv? I'll have you know that I am an upstanding citizen, respected in the higghest of circles, close friend to senators and congressmen...ah who the hell am I kidding? I LOVE THEM!

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/29/2005 11:57 am

I'm not sure why you were so worried about your balls. If we were to believe a quarter of what you write, you never put them to use.

Oh, you got your balls back, did I come with them? (STOP, that is NOT a straight line for you.)

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 12:03 pm

Hardly if I knew the answer to that question you think I be in here every day?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 12:03 pm

Hardly if I knew the answer to that question you think I'd be in here every day?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 12:05 pm

Honni as my former neighbor Bill Shakespear once said..."Thou doth protest too much."

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 12:05 pm

DT...OIL OIL OIL

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 1:22 pm

<------biting his lip so Daphne isn't pissed

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/29/2005 6:12 pm

Laugh, come bite this.

Seriously, I really was wondering if all my comments showed up on blogs past. I always could see them, dunno why you and seemingly everyone else couldn't.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/29/2005 9:41 pm

talldarkavg1, don't have have enough photos of my nipples??? Geez, you are NEVER satisfied! *grin*

DustStormDiva


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

8/30/2005 7:52 am



"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."


read this, and thought of you...lol

TTFN


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 12:23 pm

Right back at you Huny.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 12:24 pm

Daphne that all did show up. Then all of a sudden they all disappeared and the amount disappeared out of my total comments. One of those mysteries I'll never understand.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 12:25 pm

LMAO Diva you are the exception here. I just recovered!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 12:26 pm

LMAO Princess, thank you. Fits well doesn't it?

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/30/2005 5:22 pm

TDA- Yeah, sorry about the nipple prints on your balls. Sometimes I just can't control myself. And, that damn massage oil is so incriminating!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 9:55 am

Frisky not only the oil but the telltale hat hair on my balls. Dead giveaway you know.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/2/2005 6:18 am

Nic they most certainly are not exempt! We all know that when properly motivated they are no longer inverted.

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