Masked Ball Huge Success ... Bare Ball Looked Silly.  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/25/2005 11:12 am
Masked Ball Huge Success ... Bare Ball Looked Silly.

The photo left was taken at the Masked Ball last Friday night. As you can see, MzHuny–our reining Queen–is looking at some bonehead she chose as King. The gentleman in the foreground is our very own beewulf9. Don't worry, he's currently using a salve and we expect the blurring to clear up soon.

The entire event was incredible. At 6 o'clock we all loaded into five Rolls Royce limosines and headed off to Aurora for the Ball. It took us almost two hours to get there. Not that Aurora is that far from Bolingbrook, but because we had to pull the caravan over three times to switch sex partners. Let's face it, we're all human. After you have had everyone in your limo it's time for new partners.

We finally arrived at our destination, the Walter Payton Round House. This place was incredible! Wood floors, curtains, no broken windows, and an indoor toilet. Nothing like this back home I can tell you. We all headed into the Piano Bar Room. Very nice too. To top it off...open bar! Of course we all flooded the bar.

By the time everyone was on their third drink Expat had already nailed three quarters of our waitresses. I couldn't believe it. There were crumpled black aprons everywhere. I walked over to the table he was using and stood there in awe. Let me tell you what a nice guy he is...instead of telling to piss off he coached me through what he was doing. He was right in the middle of an advanced tea & crumpetts move, or something, and he looked over at me and said, "This isn't for amateurs Mate."

Was he correct. I was absolutely amazed at this man's agility and stamina. As the final waitress wilted to the floor he slipped his trousers up over those now famous shaved testicles and walked by me. As he passed he winked and said, "Alright there Tall?" I just stood there with my mouth agape as I watched him saunter to the door and glance outside scanning for more prospects. I had a new hero.

He finally calmed down and we all settled in for our meal. It was gorgeous to look at and incredibly yummy. I watched with pride as Expat took bite after bite of his rare steak. To my left I heard footsteps hurriedly approaching. I turned to see a near panic stricken EE breathing heavy. She reminded me that Brit's often use rare meat to recharge their batteries. My eyes bugged out and terror ran through me as I saw his hips begin to thrust back and forth. I screamed for help.

Dano, beewulf, redswallow, myself, and six burly bouncers wrestled him out the door and into the limosine. But not until he had mated with two more waitresses, three wedding reception attendees in the lobby, and a Britney Spears poster. The rest of the men were still back in the Piano Bar forming a human chain around our women to protect them. Dano arranged a police escort to get us back ina timely fashion so we could toss Expat into a cold shower.

We finally managed to calm him down and we all settled into his room for some more drinks and story telling. But that's another tale altogether.


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expatbrit49 62M

10/26/2005 4:01 pm

Well finally some tells the truth. All to many of the convention attendees have been posting that I am a nice sweet guy only posing in red speedos but finally someone with the balls to tell it the way I remember it.

I hope you got the complete instructions to the tea & crumpetts move along with the suggested step by step approach so you to can one day perform this advanced technique

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


dano6332 56M

10/26/2005 5:04 pm

I hate to tell you, as the difference is very minor, but that really was Britney and not a poster. Also I thought Brits were like the Irish with small leprechaun penises and Brit was simply scary. Agility, stamina and SIZE wow how he stays awake throughout is a mystery to me. The worst part was he had the one gal on my chair and I had to sit in a wet spot throughout dinner and now my gal is making me speak with a British accent whenever we make love.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/26/2005 5:20 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just one question,,how much did Ex pay you to say all this,, did he promise you his four holed undies, or perhaps offer to pay for coffee


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/26/2005 5:26 pm

T - what about the pact??? I thought we weren't going to reveal this??? We're all a little worried now.

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weineroftheworld 66M

10/26/2005 9:12 pm

It is my understanding that ex went on a Viagra intensive diet the weeks leading up to the convention. I think he is positioning himself to take over for 'Bob' in the TV commercials for that other 'natural male enhancement' product.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/26/2005 9:25 pm

Hell yes.. Now that was a scary experience and I'd like to thank all the men who kept us safe!!!!!

Hugz E.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 9:42 am

Expat I felt it was my duty to relay the facts to those not attending. I tried to take notes on the move but I'm not sure...I think I'm a good 2 years away from even attempting it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 9:50 am

Sweet I did wonder why you were late. I just assumed Expat greeted all of you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 9:57 am

Dano Expat ruined it for all of us with that suave debonair and accent. I sent out three emails this week to ladies and every one of them replied asking me if I knew Expat and would I give them his number? What's up with that?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:03 am

Blonde he is far too much of a gentleman to resort to such tactics. A gent of his staure merely relies on his actions to speak loudly.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:05 am

Wahine I have always stood for truth, justice, and the Expat way! Someone had to bring this out. I have to sleep at night you know...the people of Blogville deserve to know the truth. As I see it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:06 am

Lust I'm so embarrassed. That garter belt is yours? Oops, my bad.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:07 am

LOL Huny...me?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/27/2005 10:08 am

Weiner that is a rumor started by a rival Blogville. Expat is all natural!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/27/2005 10:10 am

EE I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude. Had you not warned my in a knick of time...who knows what would have happened.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:11 am

Candy the man is a legend in his own time. I'm just thankful to know him.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 10:12 am

Honni I'm just the reporter here. Trying to let all of the non-attendees know what happened. Whoa...wait until you hear Part II.

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