Like Porn For The Titles? Try A Couple Of These On  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/27/2005 1:34 pm
Like Porn For The Titles? Try A Couple Of These On

Now just who doesn't love a good porn title? I know I do! Here are a few personal favs. BTW...a few don't exist...but they should!

Attack of the Penis Pullers, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Clitty Clitty Bang Bang (Honni's fav), Yo Quiero Taco Smell, Once, Twice, Three Times a Labia, Clits of Fury, H.R. Muff N Stuff, Hairy Pooter, Yank my Doodle It's a Dandy, Tea Bagger Vance, White Men Can't Hump, Inspect Her Gadget, Free My Willy, Riding Miss Daisy, Full Latex Jacket, Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit, Face Jam, Glad He Ate Her, Position Impossible.

Pornocchio, Throbbin Wood, Tits...A Wonderful Life, Diddle Her on the Roof, Sorest Rump, Ordinary Peepholes, For Your Ass Only, Spray It Forward, My Best Friend's Wetting, Pulp Friction, Cliffbanger, Womb Raider, Risky Jizzness, Who's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

Black Cock Down, Apooterlips Now, Saturday Night Beaver, Lord of the Cock Rings, Booty and the Beast, Sex Toy Story, Clitty Clitty Gang Bang, Add Mama to the Train, Twin Cheeks, My Big Fat Greek Woody, The Wadfather, Lawrence of a Labia, Boldfinger, The Little Sperm Aide, Leaking Beauty.

A Lad In, Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin', Mary's Poppin', Twat Lies Beneath, Eyes Wide Slut, Young Buns, Bang Hur, Bang the Dong Slowly, Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate factory, Cherry Ass of Fire, Sleeping with the Enema, Porn Free, Full Metal Jackoff, For a Fistfull She Hollers, Little Oral Annie, Anus & Andy.

Apollo's 13, Your Ass Lick Park, The Mates Dick Reloaded, Oliver Fist, Done in 60 Seconds, Turn Her & Smooch, Bone Alone, Foreskin Hump, The Load Warrior, Night of the Giving Head, and of course...The Whole Nine Inches.


[blog talldarkavg1]


lifeisablast333 53M

8/27/2005 5:04 pm

your a funny dude....thanks for the laughs


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/27/2005 5:36 pm

Thanks Guy, I haven't peed my panties in years...You should be so proud.

Ready


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/27/2005 6:00 pm

May I also suggest reading BenefitsFriend69 I should have gone to the bathroom then.

Ready


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/27/2005 6:47 pm

How's about

All that Jizm
The Ass Collector
Swingin' in the Rain
Mrs. Smith Goes Down on Washington
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
The Sperminator
My Big Fat Greek Orgy
Miss Cunninlingus
Star Whores

And my fav
Cool Hand-job Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/27/2005 10:08 pm

I wet myself. Again, hilarious...


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/28/2005 5:05 am

You're here on a weekend? Hoorah


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/28/2005 5:40 am

Perhaps it's nostalgia for my first semi-porn movie, but Mightnight Plowboy is an oldie but goodie.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/28/2005 1:54 pm

Diddler on the Roof
Forrest Hump
ANALize This
Shaving Ryan's Privates


rm_Lovepack1000 46M

8/28/2005 2:41 pm

That are the best pornos.
Thanks for the info.
And don't watch to much of them.


nedthebundler 56M/59F

8/28/2005 9:12 pm

TDA1

Excellent titles, look forward to imagining them with my wife.....Woo Hoo! BTW, nice to see you got your ball back, but did they give you someone else's by mistake? This one is gold!!!!!!!
There's another title for you.........Golden Ball Tall, The One and Only!

Madness takes its toll. Exact change please!


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/29/2005 12:41 am

LMAO, TDA!!

(I can't think of any to add to the collection right now. I'll give it a shot tomorrow when I'm not so tired! I'm sure you're anticipating it! lol)!

]


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/29/2005 11:23 am

And.....Let's not forget Jumpin' Jack's Ass for the alternative crowd!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/29/2005 1:33 pm

I came up with a few more today while I was looking up info for a new blog post

Dude, Where's My Dildo
Brassiere To Eternity
Moulin Splooge
Tits Of Fury
Tookie Raider
One Fell Into The Poo-Poo's Nest
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Star Whores 7 - May The Foreskin Be With You
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
Sperms Of Endearment
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus

And the ladies favorite
Edward Penishands


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/29/2005 10:12 pm

Clitbanger? haha, those were hilarious! I don't watch porn, but might be interested in a few of those titles. Oh, talldarkavg1, do you do any stunts in any of those? Because if you do, I want to rent those!!!

Clitty Lights
The Eroticism of Emilies Ho's
Bull Dunham All
Sliding Whores
Three Smart Girls Give it Up
Stripping in Seattle
Mystic Piece-of Ass
Claw and Odor
Three Hours to Fuck
She Rode the West
The Testing Cock
The Outcasts Poked Her Flat
Virgin City
Two Mules for Sister Sara -- In 1970 this was actually a film title, I DON'T EVEN want to know! lmao

Okay damnit, talldarkavg1, see what you did to my mind??? LOL

DustStormDiva


sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
8/30/2005 1:25 pm

A friend of mine and I went to see Sin City thinkin it would be a bit juicy, but it wasn't what we expected at all!! LOL j/k
It was dark and morbidly fascinating...


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