LMAO ... Not Only Am I Ball-Less But I Am Invisible Too  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/25/2005 12:06 pm
LMAO ... Not Only Am I Ball-Less But I Am Invisible Too


ROFLMAO...I just disappeared completely from everywhere! Not listed anywhere anymore.

I'm going over to the mortuary now and lie down...just in case.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 1:28 pm

WooHoo...I reappeared! Still NO balls...but at least I am visible again.

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/25/2005 1:46 pm

grin, glad you are such a sport about things. I was like WTF happened and immediately posted about it. If you forgot what you look like in your many incarnations, go check out my blog in oh, let's say about 12 hours when they decide to actually post it.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


tzmeplzme73 44F

8/25/2005 1:49 pm

Should I supply the video of you? If so where can I find you to ummmm take one we can all enjoy? Have you asked the ex-wife or girlfriend if maybe they took your balls with them when they left? I have been accused of this at least once in my life so maybe this is what happened to you..


AmberSolaire 42M

8/25/2005 1:50 pm

You are still here, but your masquerading as a new blogger.They are better than cosmetic surgary, have taken months of ya.lol


rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/25/2005 2:09 pm

Did somebody say something? {sniff...sniff} Ewh, I smell dead people... or did I forget to take out the trash?


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/25/2005 2:31 pm

Isn't life a kick in the nut's ummmm I mean aaaaaa oh hell never mind, just R.I.P.

Ready


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/25/2005 2:36 pm

Hey TDA, what happened? You are no longer on my 'watched list" I post to you today as to where your balls might have gone. I think if you check with your Ex's Lawyer you will find your package sitting on his or her desk.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/25/2005 2:46 pm

Well.. we still see you in blogland if that helps.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/25/2005 2:47 pm

umm... or not? you did somehow get erased from my "Watch Blog" list... hmmmmmmmmmm... (*twilight zone music playing in the background*)


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 3:10 pm

Bal...loved you as Johnny Ringo in Tombstone!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 3:50 pm

LMAO Daphne! I read it...you are too sweet. Monday of next week, when it posts, read the comment I just left on your blog.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 3:53 pm

Tzme that was an instictive reaction on my part. First call I started to make. Then it dawned on me it couldn't have been them! If they stole my balls I would be feeling the VooDoo needles by now.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 3:57 pm

Risky you're just too sweet. Thank you. LOL I was going to suggest the man upstairs...but what was I thinking? Maybe this is paybacks for the letter I wrote him awhile back.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 4:11 pm

LOL ready...I am resting nicely and snoring dammit.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 4:13 pm

Cookie I may have joined my maker in Blogven. What am I saying?? IN blogell. I am watching from my cell. On the up side...I don't sweat when they come around every hour and give us ball kicks.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 4:16 pm

Kitten...that's the trouble with invisible people. We just appear now and then. If anybody wants a shot at the 50G the Enquirer is offering for proof of life after death let me know and I'll send photos.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 4:18 pm

Glad I'm at least visible somewhere

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Barbiebunny69 43F

8/25/2005 5:24 pm

they did that to me too as i went balless too for a bit


frogger1995 39F

8/25/2005 6:37 pm

That's funny. For a while nobody liked me anymore...all of my messages simply disappeared.


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
8/25/2005 6:50 pm

The club just rerouted their email and likely switched servers and/or updated protocol and/or patched in new farms and/or main reboot and/or lost part and patched from backup and/or found/scanned a virus, and/or changed net hubs and/or finaly you got even and ZAPPED 'EM A GOD ONE, and they had a network hickup/reboot and had to reload execs.


rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/25/2005 7:23 pm

Tall- so it WAS you sneaking up behind me on the set!


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/25/2005 7:23 pm

TDA - Glad you're back, but I had just finished getting the special milk cartons printed up. They were cool, too; had your face on one side and a holographic image of your balls on the other...


jungandhorney 42F

8/25/2005 8:37 pm

i see you!!!!!!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/25/2005 8:51 pm

I was JUST looking for you on my "Watched Blog" list and you were gone! I was worried. Glad to know it was not me who removed you!

DustStormDiva


mzlola 54F

8/25/2005 8:56 pm

i sent flowers to the funeral hope you liked them I delived them myself naked just fro your enjoyment glad your back i missed you

Thanks for your prayers my son is home from Iraq


sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
8/25/2005 9:07 pm

TD we still love ya even without your balls!! Does that affect your ability to still shoot dust? I was just wondering you know....

ST


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/25/2005 10:17 pm

Ok, at least you are partway back. I just added you to my watched blog list, AGAIN. Tomorrow morning my list will probably be talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1,talldarkavg1.

That's scary.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/25/2005 10:19 pm

TDA- You disappeared from my 'watched blogs' list, too. I tried to imagine life without you, and I panicked!

But, I found you!!! Where's my reward??

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rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/25/2005 10:48 pm

Uh, oh... I see a mortician looking to kill TDA off in order to get a repeat show!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/26/2005 12:17 pm

wow...what a disappearing act...was actually going to take up a collection for the ransom...glad you escaped.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:56 pm

Jiggly I am confused too. Indiana is wrestling over what time zone we're going to in. Maybe they are experimenting with some time warp thingy.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:58 pm

S³ thank you for the comfort and support. Even though now I have nothing to support. Hmm...

TDA1 Jock Sale make offer

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:59 pm

Barbie ball-less really bites. Now I know how Bush feels.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:01 pm

Frogger we all like you. I know I do. The comment bandit hit you and me both!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:02 pm

Lucky I don't have a clue what you said...you write tax filing instructions for the IRS don't you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:03 pm

Ban...I use a double. Hmmm maybe HE has my balls.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:05 pm

Hardly I LOVE holographic images of my balls. They look a lot less like marbles in 3D!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:06 pm

<----waving

Jung I see you too. A lot less of you than I'd like to see...but I see you too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:07 pm

Huny you're my new hero!

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Theflinkychick 105F

8/26/2005 2:08 pm

You went missing from my blog list too. I am glad you are back. My email disappeared and reappeared at about the same times... Hmmmm...

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:13 pm

LMAO...Diva you telling me you didn't make a move on my balls? Was it something I said?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:14 pm

mzlola get back here!!!!!!!!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:17 pm

LMAO ST...alas...I have even lost my desire to shoot dust. Deep sigh...for the last two days little Kenny has been so depressed all he does is stare at my shoes.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:18 pm

Frisky name your reward!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:19 pm

Ban I'm watching him closely!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:21 pm

Ks...come on over we'll restart the party. Weekend is here...I have no plans. No life. No balls. Where's my sharp knife?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:23 pm

T the conspiracy theory is gaining momentum. I have hired the crack private investigator Flicky Dickman to look into this.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:25 pm

(whispering to Sin)
keep the money...fly to Indiana...hold my hand while I have new balls installed

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/26/2005 2:45 pm

TDA- Name my reward? Hmmmm... I'll have to put alot of thought into this one. But, I can tell you it will involve silk scarves, fuzzy handcuffs, massage oil, and a Polaroid. Oh, and your long lost balls of course! lol

(Before you even think about it, the massage oil is for me! So, you better start stretching now... you're in for a workout!)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 4:02 pm

Frisky you know I am harmless without my balls. This is what I get...it's Karma! One of my favorite movies is The Lost Boys. There ya go...my boys are lost! One the bright side, another fav is Peter Seller's...A Shot In The Dark!

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