Know The Shoulder You  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/20/2005 7:43 am
Know The Shoulder You

Yesterday I read a great blog by our bud expatbrit49 that addressed the upcoming Chicago convention and possible anxiety people may experience before coming face-to-face with all our blogging buddies. Do we have preconceived notions? Will we live up to other's expectations?

After reflecting on this notion I figured I would follow another trend about revealing personal things and do so, again. More crap you never knew about talldarkavg1 picking up from the first 50. As if you cared. This is intended more to warn you so you are not that scared when you meet me in person.

51. I absolutely love eyes. Truly the windows to the soul.
52. I have 7 bullet holes. Yep, one is on the left cheek of my butt.
53. I have a right knee that has experienced 8 surgeries. During a Ripley's taping I offered it as a human map of the Chicago Expressway System. Oddly, it was rejected.
54. I have branded forearms. A dragon on the left and a tiger's paw on the right.
55. I have a 13 inch scar across my chest. The result of a samurai sword stunt gone bad.
56. I broke my first bone at age 4. I broke my collarbone jumping off a school bus in a "shot cowboy falling off a building" fashion. My parents should have seen everything that followed coming.
57. I separated my right shoulder 25 yrs ago and still have a bump where the collarbone is elevated.
58. I have broken somewhere between 33 and 40 bones in my life (my own). Not really sure of the exact number.
59. My voice sounds like Barry White...gargling with razor blades.
60. Clever and witty are my favorite qualities in others.
61. I love to hear children laugh.
62. I really dislike parents in grocery stores that yell and jerk and hit their kids.
63. I am in the process of creating a comedy format web site.
64. Giving myself the benefit of doubt...I am the World's second worst dancer. I figure somewhere somebody must be worse than me.
65. I have been a practicing martial artist for 46 years.
66. I am not 94 yrs old. Yet.
67. I don't look my actual age. And...obviously...do not act it either.
68. I have no pets.
69. I may be one of the World's cheapest dates. 2 drinks and I start grinning.
70. I am a published photographer and author. OK, the author part was the National Enquirer...but it still counts.
71. I will be the most unique person you have ever met. LMAO on many levels.
72. I am terminally spontaneous and often say what pops into my head.
72½. I am often in hot water.
73. I am a terminal romantic.
74. I send Xmas cards in September.
75. I start holiday shopping in October but usually never finish until 12/24.
76. I love listening.
77. I love Jerry Springer.
78. I have never yelled at or spanked any of my kids. I never had to, they have always listened to reason.
79. I am a dog and cat person.
80. I'm still not certain of what I want to be when I grow up.
81. I love a challenge and think best on my feet.
82. I love blonde jokes...and blondes. Well, brunettes and redheads are a fav too.
83. I love card tricks.
84. I really really dislike flying.
85. I stopped dating 5 years ago.
86. I miss companionship.
87. I love to debate and will take either side.
88. I dislike being blindfolded and hit with pillows.
89. I once accidently stabbed myself in the chest...improperly sharpening a pencil.
90. I have been a patient in the ER with my brother who was also a patient due to separate incidents. My father was livid.
91. I have perfect vision, unless an object is closer than 3 feet or farther than 50 feet.
92. I prefer boxer briefs.
93. I had my first major surgery at 2 and still have an obvious scar from it.
94. I remember many of the events surrounding that surgery which makes my earliest memories at age 2.
95. I always feel awkward at parties.
96. I trust immediately and do so until otherwise informed.
97. I think romance is a turn on.
98. I once entered a hot dog eating contest just for the FREE food.
99. I once held the record for most unexcused absences during a quarter in college.
100. Although I do not use it, I hold an Embalmer's License in Indiana.


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Theflinkychick 105F

9/20/2005 9:18 am

LOL, it's a good thing you said you don't use the Embalmer's License, cause I was ready to think you were trying to make us die laughing to boost business.

Not all who wander are lost.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/20/2005 9:24 am

LMAOOOO you have to be one of the sexiest men I know, and that is just from the laughter.. the rest helps too... but the laughter you pass around does it for me... T

T




rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/20/2005 9:55 am

So now how are you going to handle it when you hit Chicago and find that there are 30 women absolutely crazy about you?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/20/2005 10:03 am

#82 you got both
check my blog..

and come back to bed
#95

TTFN


kyplowboy2 61M

9/20/2005 10:38 am

And yet we wonder why we are drawn to you, TDA. Good deal! Later.

kpb2

PS: headsup alert- saint lianna is out for supper, and well, your it!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:41 am

Flinky...LOL is there a story behind that license! If you wish, at the convention I'll fill you in.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:42 am

T...thank you. I am available for marriage this Saturday, how's it looking for you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:43 am

LMAO Katey...if scars do it for you...I am definitely your dream man!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:55 am

Wahine...I would be very happy with one! OK maybe two. Thirty?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:56 am

ROFLMAO Princess. I already did and left my comment about it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:57 am

LOL Nic sure. Actually, I could write for days on just the idiotic crap I've done.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:57 am

LMAO Kpb2 I stand warned!

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dano6332 56M

9/20/2005 11:07 am

Tall, #64 I am ranked as number 7 in the stubby white boy dance off. Do you remember the Seinfeld episode of Elaine dancing? Yep I did the choreography.
#66 I figured it out based on your MACV SOG card so you can be plus or minus 10 years.
#75 This could be a blog by itself I did spank my kids until the age of 3or4 and it seemed to work for me and them.
#85 WHY?


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

9/20/2005 11:13 am

Darlin, all sounds like fun , can`t wait to meet and sit down , have a drink , and get into hot water with our combined antics. You hide and I bat my eyes and blame it on the blonde hair , that should work, if not we can always bath in the hot water .Or cause some more then we will be in shit, well then your on your own cause i`m not into shit baths, but we could clean off in Ex`s jacuzzi , ,yehawwwwwwwww Chicago here we come ... think they are really ready hahahaha


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 12:27 pm

Dano, what tickles me is I think some folks think I'm kidding here. LMAO...this is all 100% true.

66. what did you compute it to be?
75. I lucked out with attentive girls. If I had sons #75 would probably reference the number of bullet wounds they have.
85. I just gave up. I can tell in 2 minutes if it is going to go anywhere. No need in wasting someone's time if there is no chance. I always graciously bow out.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 12:28 pm

Blonde I will introduce you to World Class Hot Water. LMAO...bloggers beware...the Dynamic Duo has formed!

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your_gypsy 51F

9/20/2005 12:52 pm

i'm stealing your picture. then i will be back to read your blog.

thank you!! (waving brightly)


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/20/2005 1:29 pm

*sigh!* (does anybody have a metal detector? or a gun? i need to find some money so i can go to the convention!!!)


dano6332 56M

9/20/2005 1:35 pm

anywhere from 50 (if you entered late but sog was winding down by 73)to 65 if you entered in 65 and were accepted in sog by 20yoa. Looking at your face your at the younger range so from 50 to 58. I missed the big shoootout by about 5 years and was happy as hell I did so. It is something only the young can do and also something we should probably not let them do. I did have 2 uncles there who regaled me with lots of stories when they were in their cups so I definitely thank you for your sacrifice.
I know what you mean about the 2 minute rule but am willing to do dinner and a movie to make sure. For me you can learn a lot about a woman in the first kiss.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 1:45 pm

LMAO Honni...capture? Is this a jungle theme here? I do have a formal loin cloth I think.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 1:48 pm

OK Gypsy...good to see you. Had I known you were going to sprint through I would have had a water bottle ready for you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 1:49 pm

LOL Kitten. I know a 7 11 that looks pretty easy to knock over.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 1:52 pm

Dano you are remarkable in your powers of deduction. Well done. You are correct. The CIA did majoring recruiting in those 1967 through 1969 years and nabbed young starry eyed boys to do all sorts of things. All not good. LOL...some of those bonehead boys did 3 tours.

The kiss is the ultimate! You betcha that tells you everything. Kisses are good.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 2:45 pm

LMAO Jiggly, it's 100% true.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 2:47 pm

It was originally titled Know The Shoulder You're Leaning Against. Somehow the rest got lost. It'll probably show up in a week or so.

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SoljerBlu 39M

9/20/2005 3:27 pm

To # 52; None. Al three assholes who actually shot at me, missed.
To # 63; Count me in.
To #73 and 721/2;They go hand in hand. Run with 72 1/2 and you're in 73.
To # 79 and 68; Curious? Love 'em but won't own/care for/share life w/ 'em?
To # 80; I never plan on growing up.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/20/2005 3:38 pm

LMAO, looking good on this side.. get out of work at 3pm, can be home and cleaned up by 5pm.. work for you???? T

T




Theflinkychick 105F

9/20/2005 4:05 pm

I will look forward to the telling, Tall. Thanks.

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 5:06 pm

Woodstock (68 & 79) have had both and love them both. All of my daughters have both. Gotta love 'em. As for growing up...who needs that kind of pressure?

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xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/20/2005 6:02 pm

Can I kiss all your owies and make them feel better?


digdug41 49M

9/20/2005 7:41 pm

AdultFriendFinder been there done that tall, e-mail me when you get that comedic site goin I'm there

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/20/2005 11:09 pm

You know, you have an excuse for all the scars and broken bones, you were/are a stuntman. Certain injuries are to be expected. Now, explain me, leg broken in 3 places, arm broke. Tailbone broken. Middle finger left hand broken.every toe except the big ones broken at least once, small toes I've lost count. Croquet mallet stuck in the right calf, crochet hook through the middle finger. pointy tail light of a 1960 something car stabbed me in a VERY private place. You would have been singing soprano for the rest of your life had it been you. Cactus and rusty nails stuck into and through various parts of my anatomy. Those are just the major thing, not even going into sprains and crap like that. You say you are a stuntman and make money doing this, they call me a klutz and I get no reward.

All you women know he's going to be showing off said butt-cheek scar at the convention. Damnit, I wanna go. You know we could compare battle scars.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:30 am

T you bet. Since this is somewhat formal...I'm thinking Black pasties. Agree?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:31 am

My pleasure Flinky.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:32 am

44 DD you know...I think that just might work!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:33 am

Dig thank you! I will.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 7:35 am

Daphne...it's never too late! You have options dear:

A. Send me footage of random noogies and I'll sell it
B. Stage new noogies but capture it on tape
C. Go into the stunt biz
D. Consider wearing bubble wrap 24/7

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/21/2005 7:54 am

LMAOOOO. attire can be optional... will you be wearing it long??? mmmmmmmmmmmm T

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 8:11 am

T probably not. I should be nude by the I do's

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