Just What Is A Male Hottie? I Have An Idea!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/7/2005 8:22 am
Just What Is A Male Hottie? I Have An Idea!

It's pretty easy for a man to tell you what he thinks is hot on a woman. Lingerie is a good start. Tank tops & hiphuggers, form fitting anything. High heels with straps...the list is pretty common among men. I wonder what a woman finds sexy on a man?

Notice the photo? This is a lady from Thailand. There a sign of sexy is neck rings. The more rings...the sexier she is. Of course I don't get it. I can't imagine a conversation over there. "Whoa, dude...I spied this hottie at the club last nigh...13 rings!"

"Dude...NO way!"

"Swear to Krishna."

You know...those neck rings got me thinking. What if a guy used them on his member? OK, let's use little Kenny as an example. What would be the advantage of such rings?

Well, they weigh alot so with the help of gravity he'd have to lengthen. Plus, it would be cheap to do. Hell I don't even need any special rings or anything. I could just stop off at the hardware store and grab about 2 bucks worth of washers. Hey...he'd be hard all the time too. Another win-win.

Hmm, winter. Ever put your tongue on metal during the winter? It sticks. Those rings are metal. Better use some sort of warming device for winter sex I'm thinking. Hate to have an ER visit stuck together like that. Maybe combine the rings with really tight jeans and the commando look. Are we talking hot or what?

Ladies, by now it should be painfully obvious that I don't have a clue what's hot on a man. What is? I need all the help I can get!


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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/7/2005 8:38 am

LMAOOO washers.... Kenny ever got hard with those, it would look like a 'slinky' springing apart in your jeans.... hope you are shaved or trimmed, because I think a hair caught in that would just sorta hurt a little.... LOL T

T




smartmama 58F

10/7/2005 9:07 am

If we're limiting this to accessories (as opposed to beautiful eyes, strong arms, great smile, good manners, insatiability), how about naked in a well-worn motorcycle/bomber jacket. If we decide to go out, he can put his well worn jeans on.


countrycookin4us 40F

10/7/2005 9:38 am

Got to be a tool belt with no shirt.XOXOXO


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/7/2005 10:22 am

ROFLMAO - you guys kill me!

And I gotta say Anemone1 - he said a hottie, not a commitment.

Let's be honest here - you see a guy - you pass him by, you don't know him and you say or think to yourself he's hot. Did you stop him to ask him if he is capable or willing to do all those things for you?

It can be anything, it can be the suit he's wearing, it can be the tight t-shirt and jeans, it can be the button down rolled up sleeves shirt and dockers, it can be his carefree hair, the accessories he's sporting, his nonchalantness - but what really makes a guy a hottie is his facial expression - his smile, the glance. Oh, one more thing - his confidence. Oh, one more thing a little wiggle is cute too. Oh, wait, and tank tops, something about tank tops.


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/7/2005 10:23 am

Did I mention his shadow? Shadows can be so sexy too.


hotandhorny107 58F

10/7/2005 10:42 am

On a man? Nice fitting jeans, well worn in all the right places. A tee shirt that accentuates a good body, leather jacket, a tux, nothing but a towel. Of course this does vary with body type mind you. In a man? Strong arms to hold me and keep me safe, eyes that enjoy looking at me. Hands that reach out to touch me in and out of the bedroom. An open mind and knowing me well enough to know what I need at that time.


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
10/7/2005 11:15 am

(busy scribbling.....)

Please, don't mind me...just taking notes....jeans..bombadier jacket..tool belt....gotcha..

Sorry (flipping notebook closed)...I do everything Anemone said, so I suppose its the lack of toolbelt...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/7/2005 11:40 am

What's hot on a man? Diamond earrings! Absolutely. On the palm of his hand. In a small rectangular box. Being handed to me.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/7/2005 11:43 am

man sexy?

1. McBoobage!
2. Baggy, no way imagination could ever go there, pants!
3. Someone who keeps his one tooth clean and sparkley!
4. A man who talks to you like you are just another fuck.

No really...

Sexy men...

1. Eyes
2. Nice smile with great teeth (good dental hygiene is good)
3. abs
4. pecs
5. forearms, biceps
6. personality
7. His willingness to explore and learn things to please you, even if only temperarily.
8. His willingness to be taught, see 7.
9. Intelligence

DustStormDiva


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/7/2005 12:11 pm

a hard on


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/7/2005 12:14 pm

oh, and I guess you won't like my lip disk, its up to 5 inches now.
Leave poor lil Kenny alone, hes fine the way he is!


okyme 52F

10/7/2005 12:16 pm

Boxers....or jeans with no shirt.....and definality the construction boots


okyme 52F

10/7/2005 12:17 pm

Oh ya and of course a red, white and blue shirt


dano6332 56M

10/7/2005 12:58 pm

Hands and arms? a new tool belt? Dammit I am a white collar worker who has enough trouble just touching myself. I do however have a shadow and cannot think but how the washers and or pipe would accentuate the shadows.........

yaaarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh


rm_dandth 47M/38F
173 posts
10/7/2005 1:30 pm

Anyone taller than 5'11 and weighing more than 195lbs. I don't care for twizzle stick men.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/7/2005 1:31 pm

Whats on on a man

1.UNIFORM
2.EYES
3.ME
4.SMILE
5.TIGHT JEANS
6.DRESS CLOTHES
7.NICE SCENT.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/7/2005 2:10 pm

I like 1hot's answer.

Also, depending on the man, I could be hot on him.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/7/2005 3:49 pm

what's hot on a guy?
hmm...look at TTT or 4nik

Or you could ask Tit- he checks out all the hot guys first

ok- for real?

tight jeans
prefably button fly and commando or boxer briefs
athletic torso
great ass
f me eyes
lips you want to nibble
big soft hands to cup you with
meaty thighs
girth
and
length
prefably shaved or trimmed
longer hair
a sexy close beard or goat
or clean shaven with the 5 o'clock thing
smells as good as he tastes
sweet and gentle but can be a bad boy in the bedroom
sexy feet that have been taken care of
big guns
in a white muscle shirt
prefably with work boots
and a tool belt

A confident sexy guy in a suit
A Cop
Fireman
State Troopers
Athletes
etc...

Ladies, can I get an AMEN?

If you find him, drag him to the Castle- thanks

TTFN


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/7/2005 4:28 pm

Hey Oky look at me i've got boxers and no shirt ... damn anybody got construction boots ... where are my shit kicker boots at

Blonde i've got a uniform ... err ... is a Long John Silvers uniform okay

Dandth i'm hurt ... twizzle stick men need lovin' too ... you're off my Christmas card list

Saintli how's this one \8

Duststormdiva i gots two good teeth left is that enough

Wahine how bout cubic zirconia earings ... anything

hotandhorny i must have an open mind cause there ain't nuthing in it so them smart thoughts must be leaking out somewheres

oh sorry Pops i forgot this is your blog ... i just stop by to ask for another loan and to raid the liquor cabinet


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


kyplowboy2 61M

10/7/2005 4:36 pm

I don't kmow about the rest of us guys, Tall, but I know what what's gonna make YOU hot! (snickerin' to self) Those 25-30 Amazons I warned you about last week are gonna have the rather broke out on your ass in Chicago, Bro. LMAO. Wish I could be there to see it. I love comedy routines. Later.

kpb2


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/7/2005 5:20 pm

Anemone - well, lighten up dear, that's all I was trying to say in my post with a little rib poking.

This is pussinboots4u not pussyfooting4u

I'm playing hon, lighten up


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

10/8/2005 7:59 am

AAAAAAAMEN!!!!

..and Luke my dear,Well Like Father Like Son and I mean that in the very best of ways.

Ready


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:25 am

T good advice! I was going to shave completely and go with the Kojack look. However, I was unable to make those shaving faces with my private parts. I abandoned the idea. I will be careful and thank you for the heads up. Plucking pubic hair cannot be much fun.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:28 am

Jiggly, I have long been suspected of abusing many things...little Kenny topping the list. However, drugs are not my thing. Anymore. I survived the 60's somehow and learned my lesson. I think I suffer from some sort of mental whiplash or something. At least that is the common consensus among my other personalities.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:31 am

Smartmama funny you mention this. I am often found naked wearing my WWII bomber jacket. In fact, I'm told it was that very thing that helped lead to the Japanese surrender. Just doing my part.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:33 am

Cum I tried to run with that pipe look. Too loose. I then tried copper tubing. In the end...I decided that a lower body pencilneck wasn't the look I needed.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:34 am

Country...I have taken note of this! Thank you. If I may...what tools? And...will I need a generator?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:36 am

Well done Anemone. A man's man indeed. Hmm, I'm thinking a James Bond type with Dr. Phil's savvy. Correct?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:39 am

Puss sounds like you are looking at his aire . I understand. The overall stature and presentation...with a masculine wrapping. I too am attracted to the aire of presentation.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 8:40 am

Puss FINALLY! Somebody else that is stimulated by a shadow!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 9:59 am

Hot, it seems that a combination of physical and mental traits are the secret. Thank you. I have to tell you...your photo sooo distracts me. Great shot!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:00 am

Jim you're not alone bud. I'm writing this stuff down too. I have always found...the best way to learn is to ask.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:01 am

LMAO Wahine. A woman after my own heart!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:05 am

Diva...am I on your list or what?
1. I have them
2. The remainders are in good shape
3. I have them
4. I have them too
5. Again, got 'em
6. OK, I'm lacking severely here but am willing to learn
7. Definitely got that covered
8. See 7.
9. #$@%...the deal breaker. I will work on this as well!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:06 am

LMAO Saint...not much for beating around the bush are ya?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:09 am

Saint you know lip discs are back this season! Thank you for defending little Kenny. Hold on...he wants to thank you himself;

bhurghfrnvubvyng76hjbvgn

(He's not a great typist. The old hunt & pecker method)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:23 am

OKY...one boxers with boots. Personally, I think this is a good look. The folks at WalMart do not.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:27 am

OKY...LMAO...as in the one I wear?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:29 am

Dano, granted perfecting these techniques requires years of practice and pain...but remember...no pain no gain.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:30 am

Dandth...what about 6'1"ish and 230?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:30 am

LMAO Blonde...let's discuss number 3 a bit.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:32 am

Anemone...color me embarrassed too. I agree with you. I know puss...it's just teasing believe me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:33 am

Huny thank you for your concern. I'm on it! I wrap him with that heat tape you put on your pipes in the winter. That way the walk to the outhouse in January is safe too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:36 am

Princess traveling is renowned for his guy watching. You have quite a list...I suspect you may find what you seek at the convention!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:38 am

Luke...the money is on my dresser and the cabinet is restocked. Make sure you have a designated driver. Oh yea...stop bringing home hookers dammit!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:40 am

Kpb2...are you saying I may be in trouble? I really do not take the rumblings serious. They are merely being kind to an old gent.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:42 am

Puss, I know you're just horsing around and I'm sure she does too. BTW...rib poking...is that hot? Here I figured it should be further south than the ribs. Hmm, learn something new every day.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:43 am

<--- Turning toward Honni...wink wink wink

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 10:44 am

LOL Ready. He's a chip off the old bonehead indeed.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/9/2005 2:19 am

Yes, Ken, you have everyone of them covered. I have always secretly had an infatuation with you. You will always be on my list!

OOPS!!! It's not a secret anymore.

DustStormDiva


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/11/2005 9:23 am

but I'm not going to the convention....

please
hand deliver purrfect hottie to the castle- thanks..

TTFN


DaphneAgain 103F

10/11/2005 6:20 pm

10/07/2005 at 2:10 pm

I like 1hot's answer.

Also, depending on the man, I could be hot on him.


BaronessK 52F

4/21/2006 11:23 pm

Laugh lines.


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