It's Time We Had Some REAL Truth In Advertising  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/5/2005 6:20 am
It's Time We Had Some REAL Truth In Advertising

Have you noticed how the major drug companies are bombarding us with ads? Now these clever little things are not aimed at your doctor...but at us the consumer. They list symptoms of some obscure "disorder" and then tote the cure in this pill. Just ask your doctor about...

I don't mind the drug companies turning us all into users...what bugs me are the names of these drugs. I think it's time that Uncle Sammy forced them into accurately naming the drug based on what it does. For example...Sominex...for a restful night's sleep. Nope, this just won't do. Let's name it accurately. Try All New Avoido...sleep right through everything.

Viagra...? WTF? Who came up with this sucker? Hmm, maybe a gladiator take here...Try Squirtus Maximus. Oh I know...aim it at our growing Hispanic Community... El Bulgo Grande. Oh Oh...I got it...WhackAway. Or maybe something subtle...SacDrain or The Dehydrator. Or maybe just the honest approach is best...Try All New FuckLikeYou' available in soothing mint flavored gel!

Now I can understand allergy medicine having names like Claritin and such. Who'd buy a product named SnotNot? No real curb appeal. Ritalin? Nope...not right. Let's go with...Hyperactive? Try ZOMBIE. Librium? Nope now called Catatonic.

My favorite is the gel that you apply to the penis to avoid premature ejaculation called Prolong. Now come on...if you're shooting before you clear your pants you need a product named after both you and what it does. No more Prolong. From now on...NumbNuts.

These are just a few.

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JJKittyKat 59F

10/5/2005 7:16 am

LMAO this is very funny, I will now go think of new names for all the drugs hmmm Picolax...craps through the eye of a needle

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/5/2005 8:02 am

I got it.....
Trojans can be called- babysitters
vicoden 750 can be called- Oh My Gods
morphine can be called- Who am I? Oh my God I dont cares.
ex-lax can be called- Sphincter Blast
Pepto-Bismal can be called- Plug that shit up

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/5/2005 8:32 am

Two words: Product Tie-ins.
Rebook did a basketball shoe recently that would go well with the Viagra. Market them together. "the Pump and the Pump"

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digdug41 49M

10/5/2005 9:52 am

roflmao TDA you are too much!

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PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

10/5/2005 9:56 am

I can't think of Viagra without thinking of Niagara Falls. Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/5/2005 11:23 am

TDA... You must take VERY exotic drugs to come up with this stuff...
I just posted a subject that is right up your alley...I am dying to hear your view point..LOL

Words to Live by...

OMG! Toooo Funny...LMAO!

countrycookin4us 40F

10/5/2005 12:24 pm

lmao - you're so cute.XOXOXO

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/5/2005 1:15 pm fav "FuckLikeYou'reNotThinkingOfSomebodyElse." lol

LMAO MzHuny...I was going to ask, but you answered before I had a chance.

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/5/2005 4:50 pm

TDA- Too funny! I'm with DT... "FuckLikeYou'reNotThinkingOfSomebodyElse" is my favorite, too! LMFAO!


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/5/2005 5:04 pm



XesSex03 50M/48F

10/5/2005 7:37 pm

Does Numb-Nuts really work?

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 4:27 pm

LMAO JJ. Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 4:28 pm

Katey long overdue isn't it?

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