Is It Possible To Ever Get Enough Bumper Stickers?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/14/2005 8:30 am
Is It Possible To Ever Get Enough Bumper Stickers?

I think bumper stickers are the libraries of the highways. I know I love them. Here are a few I either came across...or should be available.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down,On A Jeep]

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Cat: The Other White Meat.

Salmon: The Other Pink Meat.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That.

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.

What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull.


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pussinboots4u 49M/47F

9/14/2005 9:25 am

LOL - I love bumper stickers! My favorite bumper sticker: Jesus loves you - it always makes me feel better about cutting off that slow ass driver, cuz Jesus loves me and I'm sure he approves.


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
9/14/2005 9:40 am

You forgot this one...

Vote democrat, its easier than working!

Just saw that a few days ago.


ProFotoFreak 45M

9/14/2005 9:45 am

Screw the bumper stickers... I want a scrolling electronic sign, and a built-in PA system! Ride MY ass will ya...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 10:02 am

LOL I Heart. WELCOME BACK!! Great to see you!

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/14/2005 10:23 am

I know the exact amount,0. I have almost killed myself trying to read them.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 10:28 am

LOL puss...I LOVE those too! I saw one that said...

Jesus Loves You. The rest of us think you're an asshole.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 10:29 am

LOL Hinkster.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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9/14/2005 10:30 am

Pro I always wondered why that option wasn't available? Was it in a Matt Helm movie that the T-Bird had that?

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ThumbChickStool 33F

9/14/2005 10:39 am

I have a couple of favorites:

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm 240 years old. Where's my senior citizen discount? (This one features Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

If you aren't pulling my hair and saying my name, get off my ass!

I also love personalized license plates. My husband and I will sit there trying to figure out what they say.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 11:21 am

LOL Saint...have trouble reading and driving too I see. So do I.

**Note to self...if ever driving in Armstrong County...be on lookout.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 11:23 am

Native those are a HUGE fav for me too. I saw a really clever one on a white VW rabbit yrs back...IML8IML8

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dano6332 56M

9/14/2005 12:05 pm

an oldie but a goodie "My kid beat up your honor student"
It reminds me there is great parenting going on all over America as we speak


rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
9/14/2005 12:53 pm

Some of my favs that got missed:

Keep honking; I'm reloading!
Bad cop- No donut
If it's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot them?
PORN! It's cheaper than dating.
Darwin loves you.
Born OK the First time.
I've got nothing against God; it's his fan club I can't stand
Sorry I missed Church; I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
Born free; Taxed to death
Die, Barney! Die...Die...Die!
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862!
Got milf?
I'm not shy. I'm just examining my prey.
CAUTION: Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore.
What happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
Before therapy I was a raging asshole, but I'm comfortable with that now.
I'm smiling; that alone should scare you.
Why Does Shit Happen? I MAKE It Happen.
My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.
Serial killer on board
It's not whining if you wave a handgun.
If you can read this, you're in my kill zone.
Yes, my tits are real. So is my penis.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 12:59 pm

LOL Dano what about My dropout knocked up your honor student? Or one I printed out and sport...My daughters are Honor Role Students. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 was blood alcohol.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:02 pm

LMAO Ban...great stuff! Thank you

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nedthebundler 56M/59F

9/14/2005 1:59 pm

TDA1,

I have one on my car that says "Vegetarians kill carrots, don't they?"

Madness takes its toll. Exact change please!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/14/2005 1:59 pm

God's coming, everyone try to look busy

I've been given the "PORN! It's cheaper than dating" one twice so far ... hmmn


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/14/2005 2:12 pm

My all time favorite,

Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:37 pm

Good to see you Ned! I'm thinking killing off the carrots may be a good thing. Then again, they are kinda good stuffed.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:38 pm

LOL Luke...you KNOW I'm concerned!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:38 pm

LMAO Daphne...that has all the makings of a great T-Shirt!

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/14/2005 3:13 pm

LMAO... Mine reads...'I only drive this way to PISS you off!!'
Another I like, 'Bitches like are made from men like you.'
"PETA, People for Eating of Tasty Animals."
"I expect a fondle/carress next time your on my ass."
T

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/14/2005 3:39 pm

Local favorite (that wouldn't make sense to anyone over there):

Guava Happens.

Be happy to explain if necessary.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


BEACHBNDBABE 43F

9/14/2005 3:43 pm

one of my fave's is She's PMS & has a gun

also there is

PMS means premeditated murder syndrome

Don't hit me you'll spill my beer.

Honk if you're drunk (that should be standard around where I live, LMA

This one is on a relative's jeep: if you can read this flip me over.

Enjoying this blog very much...

By the way haven't seen the blond wig yet. sigh....


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/14/2005 5:30 pm

LMFAO, TDA!

My fiancee & I heard a comedian say this once ... "I used to be sexist, but bitches hate that shit."
Now, he (my fiancee) always tries to quote it, but he gets it wrong half the time. So, I usually have to say it for him... not quite the same coming from a woman. But, it's still pretty damn funny!!

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rm_look2touchme 53M/48F  

9/14/2005 7:51 pm

These are great!! When I was a teen I had them all over the back window of my car, and everybody wonders why I had so many wrecks. You all still missed one....
If you tail-gate me, I will flick a bugger on you windshield. I know gross, but yes that was on my car too.
Thank you


broadluvs77 52F

9/15/2005 3:15 am

Here are a couple more:

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

Going to church makes you no more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

It's not a hot flash, it's a power surge.


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/15/2005 4:36 am

There is no gravity, the earth sucks.


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/15/2005 8:40 am

For all you folks in Nebraska, I like this one.....Can't find a corn cob, try a Corn Husker!!


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/15/2005 8:42 am

Hey TDA, you ever see the writing on dirty cars that usually says Wash Me, or Test Dirt? I saw this one last week on a really dirty car, covered with Oklahoma red dust. It said, I wish my wife was this dirty! That was funny................


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/15/2005 2:29 pm

I'm probably violating whatever blog rules there are, but made a post about my own bumper stickers. If there's a fee for this - lemme know - I have lots of Monopoly money.

"Lil"


thr3sum 33M/F
117 posts
9/15/2005 6:53 pm

there is:
*if your gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
*shoot your tv, read comics.
*all i need to know in life i learned from porn.
*capture the media and destory their lies.
*my other ride is a porn star.
*never get behind a VW bus..

--->miso<---


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/16/2005 2:36 am

have seen these ...

Women make great leaders ...
you are following one right now

I listen to music
every time I pull up to a stoplight.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 5:36 am

lmaoooooooo...all of these are great.

"Just because no one understands you, doesn't make you an artist."


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 10:53 am

LMAO T. I love the fondle one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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9/16/2005 10:54 am

LOL Luke. Why? LMAO

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 10:56 am

Wahine...I'm lost. Isn't that bat poop? No wait, that guano. It's a fruit or something isn't it? I don't get it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 10:58 am

LMAO Babe, thank you. I was SO afraid to go anywhere near PMS! Me in the wig eh? Good memory!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 10:59 am

Huny were the 60's great or what? Well, from what few parts I actually remember.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:00 am

LOL Frisky it is a fav. Hmm...guys mess up? Women have to speak for us? Is that an Indiana thing? LMAO

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:01 am

LMAO Look. I remember seeing that one! I forgot it. Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:03 am

LMAO Honni. Sounds like you have similar luck as me with fortune cookies! Mine say things like...Your penis serves no purpose. I hate fortune cookies!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:05 am

I'm sorry Luvs. I didn't see what you wrote...I can't take my eyes off your photo.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:07 am

LOL Playful. Somebody must have been to my home town and wrote that!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:08 am

LMAO Cookie...Nebraska fans are forming a lynch mob. RUN

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:09 am

LMAO Cookie. Now I'm really scared.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:10 am

Dear Sweet Lil...I mentioned the "fee" on your blog.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:10 am

Thank you Jiggly.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:11 am

LMAO Shortcake. I've never heard that one. Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:12 am

LMAO 3sum. Thank you. New ones to me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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9/16/2005 11:13 am

LMAO Tame. New ones also. I'm learning a lot here kids.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:14 am

LMAO DT. Thank you, another new one for me.

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SoljerBlu 39M

9/16/2005 9:45 pm

I just spray painted my bumper "Fuck the Hair Force" and they gave me an Article 15 when I tried to drive it on base. So, after I got out I repainted it "Humorless Pricks!"...and I got on base every day.


SoljerBlu 39M

9/16/2005 9:48 pm

"My dick is twelve inches long ... and I'm 13'11" tall.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 10:35 am

LOL Woodstock...that whacky military. I know I love 'em.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 10:35 am

Woodstaock...you a pole vaulter?

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