Is It Just Me, Or Are Women Rapidly Turning Into Complete DickHeads?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 12:52 pm
Is It Just Me, Or Are Women Rapidly Turning Into Complete DickHeads?


I have been reading the Blogs lately and it seems the complaints are all sounding the same of late. Women are just weird!

Here's a sample from a male blog:
"Like WTF is going on in here? I approach this biotch, we abit and I ask her where we can meet. She never answers me. Why can't people just be honest on here? If they don't want to meet people just F******* leave!"

See there...what woman, with full control of her faculties, could possibly resist this charmer? I guess he should have mentioned she'd get equal time on the Xbox.

Or this poor soul...who did, in fact, thoughtfully post a lovely erect penis shot with his profile:
"Why won't somebody answer me? Don't you want this fine hard young stud? All you womens lesbians or what?"

Again, direct and to the point. No answers. I don't get it. Maybe the wrong womens have been reading this guy. My advice to him..."Dude...stop using alcohol on those zits Bud. The fumes are affecting your thinking!". OK, maybe this guy was a bit off-base.

But what about the next one?
"I sick and tired of you women thinking your S*** don't stink it does. I don't have a pic cause I don't have any. You women so shallow you have to see a guy first? Don't nobody care about what's inside people? You all can kiss my ass!".

I have to admit, if I were a female this guy captured my heart! I guess I just don't understand women at all.

I'm going off scouting the net for some advice.

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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
7/25/2005 1:15 pm

yeah, there are some real prizes out there -- NOT!



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sugarlily1 57F
1 post
7/25/2005 1:17 pm

Thanks for the giggle. Went on to read the rest of your stuff. Enjoyed it mightily!


expatbrit49 62M

7/25/2005 1:21 pm

LOL well one of most my most popular posts on my blog was I want a woman to fuck. lots of responses to that.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/25/2005 1:24 pm

Frnds4play I feared as much.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/25/2005 1:25 pm

LOL free. Amazing isn't it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/25/2005 1:26 pm

Thank you sugar, most thoughtful to take the time to tell me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/25/2005 1:28 pm

Expat I think I may have read that one. These poor guys are not fairing too well.

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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/25/2005 1:40 pm

I used "hey want to fuck, and it worked!"

does being married forever and a day change things though??


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
7/25/2005 1:52 pm

talldarkavg1 - if you didn't just nail that one. I guess I must not have been paying attention to the men on this site. After all, each of your examples are perfect male specimens that it was just impossible to pass on....lol


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
7/25/2005 1:58 pm

Those are some real jewels. I never get to see that kind of stuff posted. I am glad. If one EVER step to me with that attitude god help his ass.

The last one you posted, evidently dont know his shit stink because if he talk like that and expect a woman to meet him without a photo, he is in serious denial or perhaps has his head stuck up his ass and can't shit.

Thanks TDA1 , keep blogging

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


Barbiedoll2003 63F

7/25/2005 2:03 pm

Fuck, did someone say Fuck???? lol.....

Really this site can be more then just about Fucking..cant it??? Differnt strokes for different folks? And yes, cant we all just get along...xox


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/25/2005 2:16 pm

The one that gets me is "Are there any real women or men on here" NO jerk weare all Robots, What you put an ad on here write a few words in your Blog , and because someone is not interested or does not like your
approach they are suddenly not real , k guess I can stop breathing now then. Yes it might be a sex site , but that is not to say that you have to have sex with everyone who asks, if I don`t like the way you talk or your approach , I probally won`t like your sex either.So my panties would stay on lol.

just my 2 cents
Blonde


wickedwench1960 56F

7/25/2005 2:26 pm

Several of my personal unsolicited favorites are:

I am looking for an 18 year old to f***
This was sent to me, a 44 year old woman....perhaps he was thinking I may have a daughter to offer him?

And the lead in for this charmer...
All of yous are a bunch of fonyes...I am letting my subscription expire

Promises, promises

Just yesterday, received this one...
I am just a walking prick looking for a place to stick my prick

You have connections with Letterman...maybe stupid human tricks?

TDA1, your blog today was excellent...I laughed aloud so hard, my kid actually came out his room to see if I had finally lost it...unfortunately...I haven't!


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
7/25/2005 2:28 pm

Those who have a shriveled up penis of a profile seem to have a whole lot more effect on womens heart than a facial or a seargent standing at attention......it must be the pool water that gives these fellas all the ladies hearts.

-CuteAZguy27


redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
7/25/2005 2:44 pm

Some women can be just as dick-like as men, how refreshing and novel.


five_speed 41M

7/25/2005 4:20 pm

WOW! I;ve been going about it all wrong. Hold on, I'll take notes.

Need a dick pic, preferably hard and too close to gauge its real size. Ok.
Need offensive and demeaning language. Ok.
Need me some of that thar bad grammer and spalling. Ok.
dont use any capitals or punctuation ok

THANKS TDA! LOOK OUT LADIES! here cums fivespeed with sum stud luving none of yall biotches wil B able to resist!!!
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Please don't hurt me. I was just kidding.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/25/2005 4:59 pm

Five Speed, you could always USE ALL CAPS AND SHOUT THE ENDEARING COMMENTS, NOTHING SCREAMS 'INTELLIGENCE' LIKE A SHOUTER


CREAMYPUDDLES 53F
108 posts
7/25/2005 5:08 pm

lol....nothing more for me to ad...roflmao


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/25/2005 5:13 pm

TDA -

You've been reading my email again, you naughty boy!

To be honest, I'm actually glad when these guys flip out online. It tells me exactly what I need to know from the safety and comfort of home.

I shudder to think of what happens in "real life" when some of these dudes don't get their way. (That's not to say that there aren't female nutjobs out in cyberspace, too.)

Trust your intuition, everyone.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/25/2005 5:31 pm

I hate it when they play hard to get. That's when I send em the dick pic.


jungandhorney 42F

7/25/2005 5:39 pm

ya know, i realized just how bad some people can be on this site when I found myself to be too terribly excited over an email that contained terrific grammar, spelling, word usage, and content that was not about how big his penis was or what kind of tricks it could do...........he apparently made it to his English classes.....and that was a HUGE turn on for me........


smartyjones35 81F
1 post
7/25/2005 5:40 pm

Love your blogs - it takes all kinds


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/25/2005 5:49 pm

And to think, I have a respectful, intelligent, sweet, and loving man at home... I guess I don't know what I am missing! lol Maybe it's time I re-think what I am looking for in a lover.

LOL, fivespeed! You really know how to make my heart melt! *sigh*

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yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/25/2005 5:52 pm

Gosh.....no wonder I've had no luck meeting the winners...I couldn't decipher the messages....(hiring TDA1 to translate future messages!)
Now....where are my chicks with dicks pics??? (I wanna share, too!!!)

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
7/25/2005 6:46 pm

You hit it on the nose...sometimes the urge not to respond is overwhelming.


TDandH1960 56M

7/25/2005 6:47 pm

Not only TDA but you guys and gals are all to funny,I laughed all the way through the comments, but I am dissapointed that I don't recieve charming messages like that from the women, you girls have all of the fun. lol


babsygirl 55F

7/25/2005 6:51 pm

Yes..there are charmers out there..just waiting to spring those lines on women...

Too bad they will never work...

thanks for the laughs

Babsy


PailsDiverHonks 55F

7/25/2005 7:36 pm

lol, after I read this my thought was, Tall have you been hacking into my AdultFriendFinder mail again. Then I saw DC said the same thing. Ditto to what Blonde said!


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/25/2005 11:33 pm

Yeah, like I was going to post a big picture of my little...no, I mean
a little picture of a big...no, I mean of MY big pee-niss but then I
thought like dude, you're doing exactly what they want you to do,
right? So now I say F that..If these beeotches think I'm stupid enough
to fall for that trick, they're not having none of this ..no,I mean
I'm not getting any...no,I mean.........


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:44 am

PNS being married that long does change things. There is far less begging.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:48 am

Sincity I know. I just can't imagine these guys having to sleep alone with their penis in a sock.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:50 am

Straightten...let me know if one of these jems does approach you...I gotta hear about it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:51 am

Barbie I think the F word may have bee muttered. But, in the context of moronic association...so it's OK.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:52 am

Blonde you nailed it! That's it exactly. See how women are?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:55 am

Wickedwench you just have to keep track of those pearls. Share them with us. DCEbony has made an art form out of her emails like this.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:57 am

AZ...careful about the shriveled up penis stuff...you're dangerously close to my house! Last time I had an orgasm all that came out was dust.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:58 am

Mustang I love women that tell you like it is. No grey areas, no guess work.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 6:59 am

(scooting chair next to Katey) Hi there. A smile becomes you!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:00 am

LMAO Huny. Cut to the chase sorta fellow. You have to appreciate an economy with words like that!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:01 am

5 speed may the force be with you. BTW...ladies...go ahead and hurt him. He's using reverse psychology.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:02 am

JayR thank you for pointing that out. LMAO I never quite figured out the need to shout myself.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:03 am

Creamy we all love watching you roll on the floor!! Thank you. Busy around 4 tomorrow?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:05 am

DCE you are right on the nose here. I think the biggest fear in cyberspace is encountering one of these nutjobs in real life.

Sorry about the mail thing. I just walked by and it was open...swear I only leafed through a few that fell out.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:06 am

ROFLMAO Keith. So...you're saying that timing is everything?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:10 am

Jung...great screen name BTW, ah yes...the simple things in life. Amazing how we adjust standards sometimes.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:10 am

Thank you Smarty. BTW...you cost me a fortune at the Belmont!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:12 am

F&F you are lucky indeed. Now tell me...who doesn't melt around 5 speed? Silver tongued devil.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:14 am

Yagotta thank you...I speak several dialects of male. LMAO

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:15 am

Bella no male can understand what women go through. Fortunately we can live vicariously through your posts. LOL, bet you do a lot of lip biting.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:17 am

TD&H welcome. LOL Never and I mean NEVER pose a challenge to this bunch. LMAO you're asking for trouble!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:19 am

Babsy...so let me get this straight...you're saying they don't work. OK guys, regroup!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:25 am

Greenie...great new photo BTW. I am guilty as charged.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:26 am

Sexy my thoughts exactly! Hey even mental midgets need love. Oops...even the I.Q. deficient need love.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:27 am

I heart my pleasure. Love to see you smile!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 7:28 am

LOL 34all, you got it!

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PailsDiverHonks 55F

7/26/2005 1:45 pm

heheh, wait till you see my next picture


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 3:43 pm

Really? hmmm

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wetnwildaquarius 43F

7/26/2005 5:22 pm

If you think that is funny then you should read big black dick and you will see a man who is only trying to just satify himself and fool everyone else. Some guys don't know what kind of approach to use when trying to meet a woman on a network like this. They are just pussy hunter's who will use any line to get what they want and then disappear. Some of these men on here will make you think that there are only jerks on this network. Not you of course; you are one in a million Tall. Take care!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/27/2005 5:19 am

Oh Oh Greenie...am I going to need to up the Cardizem to 480mg??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/27/2005 5:21 am

It's a shame wet&wild. Some guys just don't get it, and I fear never will.

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redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/28/2005 12:58 am

Had someone tell me "I should take some cough medicine and see if we had "chemistry" then..."

or

the one who said " I know how to use a defibulator"

or

If I didn't "like bad pick up lines, I should not be on AdultFriendFinder"

lol

you can't make this sh*t up...

real beauties...
the male gender should be so proud!

TTFN


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/28/2005 6:47 am

(hanging his head in shame) Princess...I know. We are gems at times.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/1/2005 9:28 am

My pleasure indeed...I'll keep hunting!

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