In The Quest For Ultimate Knowledge In The Universe ...  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/9/2005 1:12 pm
In The Quest For Ultimate Knowledge In The Universe ...

We all have questions about life. What is the true meaning? How long will it last? Who killed Cock Robin? But life isn't the only puzzler that rattles around inside mu head. Here are a few thought stimulators for you.

Steven Wrighht started me thinking about these things when he posed the question: Blind people wear sunglasses...why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

Since we throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why is it that I have never seen really big clown socks?

Since everyone knows you are not supposed to drink and drive...why do bars have a parking lot?

How the hell do you compute the diameter of a square anyway? Across or diagonal?

What exactly is a FREE gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Hmmm, ever wonder what happened to Preparations A through G?

Have you ever actually seen a toad on a toadstool?

How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?

Why doesn't the news ever report on or show...guilty bystanders?

Tell me...just how do you get off a non-stop flight?

What's the synonym for thesaurus?

I wonder just what does a training bra teach?

Why aren't there ever night funerals? If there was one...would you have to drive with your lights off?

I wonder...when Jesus has a really powerful orgasm...does he see me?

Why do people tell you they are speechless?

Why the heck isn't a mustashe called a mouthbrow?

Curious is all.


[blog talldarkavg1]


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/9/2005 1:45 pm

I was going to comment on the training bras, but it was too damn sick, even for me...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Claudette33 106M/106F

9/9/2005 2:21 pm

Interesting stuff! Hope you feeling better....you must be! LMAO

Claudette


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/9/2005 3:13 pm

lmao...wet myself, as usual.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/9/2005 6:05 pm

You are going to hell for the Jesus and orgasm comment. hahaha

DustStormDiva


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/9/2005 9:42 pm

There must be ALOT of night funerals in Indiana... either that, or there's just alot of dumbasses.

LOL, great questions, TDA! They really make ya think.

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/9/2005 11:24 pm

LMAOOO Oh my... am crying tears of laughter.. T

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HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/10/2005 3:54 am

How to calculate the diameter of a square: I'm sure we all remember that formula for the area of a circle - pi r square - right? So bake a pie that would just fit into the square. (350 degrees for 25 minutes) Once it cools sufficiently, cut a slice it directly through the center, then two more at 30 degree angles. Put a slice on a plate, with a little ice cream. Just before you eat the pie, send an email to Ask This Old House, including the height of the square. In a few months, you'll probably have your answer.

Oh, and zero in Roman numnerals looks like this:

Glad to help.


MillsShipsGayly 51M

9/10/2005 9:26 am

Preparations A through G were beta versions. There are still a lot of red-faced and red assed trial users looking to sue.

You have never seen really big clown socks cause all socks get lost in the mysterious SOCK VORTEX at least that is my excuse when I wear slightly off color, non-matched socks.

Synonym of thesaurus is theredbutt (get it 'the sore ass' thesaurus... ok lame as all lol)

A 'free gift' usually has strings attached. A 'gift' is usually really free.


rm_lickmepretty 51F
851 posts
9/10/2005 11:10 am

lol at duststormdiva


kyplowboy2 61M

9/10/2005 1:01 pm

How will I ever get to sleep tonight, trying to figure this out? You damn hoosiers just do this stuff to screw with our briar heads, don't ya? lol


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/11/2005 3:53 am

(I know you're going to the Blogger's Convention but let's see how many of your readers we can convince to come as well)

Join talldarkavg1, me and the rest of the gang at the 1st International Blogger's Convention. We look forward to meeting you there!

Hello...This post is to remind you about the Blogger's Convention scheduled October 21,22,23 and set for the ChicagoLand area(Bolingbrook--a suburb)

It is a chance for you to meet the folk that you have been reading, commenting, and chatting with. Before we go any further, this is NOT a giant sex orgy but a chance to interact with your new found blogging friends face-to-face.

The opening night festivities are still in the planning stage.(I need to have an actual head count on that before I can proceed and make commitments to the banquet facility. But in the plans are a Masked Ball--expected to be a lavish formal affair)

The 46 Zone Party will be held on the evening of the 22nd at the 46 Zone bar attached to the Ditka Dome(enclosed sports dome facility with an indoor driving range) Typically the bar has a live band on Saturday nights (no cover charge to date) The food and drink costs there are reasonable and one can imbibe for about twenty bucks.

There will be an "after" party on the 21st after the Masked Ball; and a "before" and "after" party on the 22nd in the hospitality suite at the hotel to continue on with the festivities. These parties will have food and alcohol/soft beverages and will be bought in bottle form with appetizer platters from local stores. The bar in the hospitality suite would be a serve yourself type of set-up.

The hotel is new and nicely furnished. Complimentary breakfasts are included with the room; the hotel has a pool, workout facility, complimentary wi-fi service, in-room coffee makers, mini refrigerators, iron & ironing board, and laptrays to support your laptops. There is a complimentary coffee bar located off the lobby area which is available 24 hours for a selection of coffees, teas, and hot chocolate. Hotel rates are reasonable and information can be found at Convention Information Pictures of the hotel and its rooms are also available for you to see.

In the works is a photo session opportunity as well as some classes/demos.

If you have not already done so, you are also invited to join bloggers of this friendly site The group was designed to address the technical aspects of blogging, but has metamorphosized into something much more--a "family" of bloggers...many of who will be attending the upcoming Convention.

Thank you for your time and I hope to meet you in person.

Playful


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

9/11/2005 6:53 am

>>Aren't all gifts free? - Not if it is from your spouse - either you paid for it the night before or will pay for it in the near future.


omesohony 48M/40F

9/11/2005 7:18 am

Literally LMAO!!! ...especially from the comments!!!!!!


five_speed 41M

9/11/2005 9:30 am

funny stuff man


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/11/2005 8:12 pm

Concerning Life:
What is the true meaning? Could there be such a thing as a meaning?
Or is it for us to produce the meaning for ourselves (as in living
a meaningfull life?). Ment to introduce some funny stuff-but very
thought provoking, unintentionally.


Priapeo 46M

9/12/2005 2:48 am

QUOTE: What exactly is a FREE gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Venereal diseases sometimes are not.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/12/2005 5:57 am

I would love to know the answers to your questions. I too have wondered about those things. I did find out how Passion Fruit got it's name. the color reminded the priests in the new world of the passion of the christ. I thought it would be something suggestive.


SoljerBlu 39M

9/12/2005 11:52 am

Thanks for the Steve Wright zingers. He's still the only commedian who ever made me piss my pants in public.. If you're there live, you can't pause him to regroup.. I think the one that got me was "What happens if you get deja-vu and amnesia at the same time?" I remember reading some of your other ramblings and thinking," I'll bet this dude likes Wright."


Brandedink 47F

9/13/2005 10:50 am

Lmfao...oh...hi too!


rm_catertohim 44F
8 posts
9/14/2005 9:40 pm

I have always wondered about the braille at the drive up ATM machine


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