I Think It Is Long Overdue ... Let's Start A Chain  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/4/2005 2:56 pm
I Think It Is Long Overdue ... Let's Start A Chain

I don't know about you, but I get bombarded with email that amounts to squat. Now I'm not talking the usual SPAM crap...I mean this is BS sent to me by people I actually know!

I get stuff like, "If you truly consider me your friend...then you'll send this email back to me. And to 15 other people that are your friends." WTF? Or what about the classic ones? "You may not believe this at first, but Bill Gates and MicroSoft are actually tracking this email thread. For every person that passes it to someone else they will be send a check DIRECTLY from Bill Gates." BLAH BLAH BLAH.

It is amazing that this crap not only circulates...but that people I know believe it and send it to me! Hmm. Thinking what I'm thinking? Reckon it MAY be time to start an email kiddies. Feel free to copy and paste this sucker.

Copy & Paste what follows. Heh heh heh

I really hesitated sending this to you. However, after I read it through, I checked it out. From what I can find out...it's TRUE!

The Federal Government just finished a 35 Million Dollar Study on masturbation conducted in 15 cities throughout the Continental United States. Their finding shocked not only Government Officials, but scientists as well.

The study concluded that in test subjects, masturbating to orgasm 3 or more times per day not only caused a significant reduction in retained bodyfat...but also strengthened the heart better than aerobics!

Not only did the test subjects get healthier (and obviously happier) but not a single test subject showed any signs of Acrophobia! Not one!

Please pass this on to EVERYBODY you know. This is the first time the Government spent money wisely where it can actually help someone.

end Copy & Paste

Well, there you have it. Our first hoax. Was it good for you? I need a cigarette.


[blog talldarkavg1]


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/4/2005 3:29 pm

P,S post note: Damn now you know my secert as to why I don`t retain and I don`t do aerobics, damn government always have to ruin everything. Next thing you know they will raise the price of batteries almost as much as gas , claiming that the mileage of batteries is almost as much as a car gets to a gallon. Well I can tell you those suckers run out faster than an olyimpic runner.

Helpppppppppp I`m tripping into the dark side

Blonde


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/4/2005 3:47 pm

Youa re SO right about these people believing this crap.
Laugh, I got the Bill Gates one from a friend of mine that is an attorney's wife. Nuff said.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
10/4/2005 4:24 pm

(wonders why he didn't lick the stamp) Oh, yeah, damn, this is an email...grr


countrycookin4us 40F

10/4/2005 4:42 pm

You little devil you! What a sense of humor. XOXOXO


BEACHBNDBABE 43F

10/4/2005 5:01 pm

Love it... Maybe you apply for a federal grant to actual start the research...LMAO


mnfun952 102M

10/4/2005 5:02 pm

just remember...a chain is only as strong as the weekest link.... and, well, I hate to break it to you...but the chain isn't off to a stron start.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/4/2005 5:17 pm

What? This is only the first hoax here? Do you mean to imply that everything I have been reading on this site until now is factual?

Excuse me, but I need to go and reassess all my previous notions.

Hey! Wait a minute. Are you sure this is a hoax? What if the hoax is no hoax at all? It could be true ya know. The real hoax could be getting us to believe that this is all a hoax.

But if that is the hoax then what is the reason for it? What are you hiding from us? Yikes! I'm really getting paranoid now.

Um, what's yer email addy?


dranba 39F

10/4/2005 5:27 pm

ha ha!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face!


sleeplessknight1 68M

10/4/2005 5:27 pm

That stuff really annoys me too.
and I agree some of it is sent by friends.....
I think I have had the lot...
impending disasters... your computer will self distruct/implode
if you do not send this to all your friends....
friendship messages...your not my friend unless yu send this back to me and to 300 other people.....
Agree we should make up our own to send back.....will work on it...


kyplowboy2 61M

10/4/2005 5:35 pm

Good post and how true it is, I get those friggin things here every so often.

kpb2


burgundy_Blaze 59F

10/4/2005 6:06 pm

    Quoting BLONDENEEDSSEX:
    P,S post note: Damn now you know my secert as to why I don`t retain and I don`t do aerobics, damn government always have to ruin everything. Next thing you know they will raise the price of batteries almost as much as gas , claiming that the mileage of batteries is almost as much as a car gets to a gallon. Well I can tell you those suckers run out faster than an olyimpic runner.

    Helpppppppppp I`m tripping into the dark side

    Blonde
Batteries are already ridiculous! LOL I can't keep them in my Digital camera longer than 10 good flashes with live playback.

Fun stuff! I sent this hoax to a friend of mine who swears orgasm for men over 40 should be limited to only 3 times a week. I forget exactly what the reasoning behind tht was, but his "proven study" was the reason he refused me time after time after time - stating for HEALTH reasons he should only have sex three times a week.

Needless to say we aren't seeing each other anymore - But Thanks for the hoax letter - it was a BLAST sending it to him! LOL

How much you want to bet he beats off daily now just to lose the weight LOL


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/4/2005 7:03 pm

Dear Pops,

I really hesitated sending this to you. However, after I read it through, I checked it out. From what I can find out...it's TRUE!

The Federal Government just finished a 35 Million Dollar Study on masturbation conducted in 15 cities throughout the Continental United States. Their finding shocked not only Government Officials, but scientists as well.

The study concluded that in test subjects, masturbating to orgasm 3 or more times per day not only caused a significant reduction in retained bodyfat...but also strengthened the heart better than aerobics!

Not only did the test subjects get healthier (and obviously happier) but not a single test subject showed any signs of Acrophobia! Not one!

Please pass this on to EVERYBODY you know. This is the first time the Government spent money wisely where it can actually help someone.

Sincerely your favorite nudie mag stealin' free loadin' son,
Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


dano6332 56M

10/4/2005 7:39 pm

I am not playing until my check from Bill Gates shows up, My free Disney vacation from Eisner and that poor kid in England gets better.


rm_irishwench 59M/61F
2 posts
10/4/2005 7:59 pm

Friends, relatives and work buddies...they're as bad as telemarketers. If we only had a place to send emails to stop that shit. Like I don't have anything better to do...handle


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
10/4/2005 8:05 pm

I give friends who forward a special email address for sending such twat too those who don't send forwards get my other email address lol

unfortunately my mother in law and mother and sister all have my 'other' email address....AKA the one I actually check

WyvernRose


Ineedsome2dsay 47F

10/4/2005 10:33 pm

I thought this was hilarious and these days I don't find too many things that are. I can't wait for the next time I get one of those "I think you're a special person and if you think I am too, send it back to me and 15 people you think are special and something good will happen to you" so that I can send it to them!!

Thanks for the giggles Daddy.


okyme 52F

10/4/2005 10:50 pm

lmao Well i just sent it to 75 people hahaha some were even radio stations....wonder how far this will go lol


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/5/2005 12:05 am

LMAO, TDA! I'm going to have to try this!

(I'll let you know how it turns out)

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smackyman 46M
3844 posts
10/5/2005 11:20 pm

I come to talldarkavg1's blog and what do I find? That I've been duped by the hoax...silly rabbit...tricks are for kids...*grin*


UvannaHumpalot 37F

10/6/2005 6:27 am

Omg i hate those in my email too.....one thing that worked for me was this....try it and see what you think.....oh yeah and no need to thank me.....i'm here to help!

U.

Make a Wish
Believe me.. this really works!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do.. make a wish. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true (ex. you are 15 yrs.old = 15 minutes). If you don't send this to 20 people in 20 minutes, you will have bad luck for 20 years!! GO!!!

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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR WISH WILL NOW COME TRUE IN YOUR AGE MINUTES!! NOW FOLLOW THIS

CAREFULLY.... IT CAN BE VERY REWARDING!!!!!

IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 MORE PEOPLE, OTHER THAN THE 20 THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE TO SEND TO, SOMETHING MAJOR, THAT YOU'VE BEEN WANTING, WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS,MINUTES,HOURS,OR DAYS!! PROBABLY MINUTES OR DAYS.GOOD LUCK!!!!


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/6/2005 7:00 am

I get 100s of these things each day, and if I ever receive this one I will know who to blame. lol

I received this on the end of the last one I got, and what I want to know is what happens if I happen to be asleep at 11.11pm

Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you. Please Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go.


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