Getting Too Close To Boobies CAN Be Hazardous!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/24/2005 9:48 am
Getting Too Close To Boobies CAN Be Hazardous!

As a couple of you may have heard, I am slightly attracted to boobs. Mind you, it isn't so severe that it is all that I think about, but on occasion, I do think about them.

I am not sure why though and that kinda bugs me. Americans seem to be the only country that has this fascination, yet were are about the only country that forbids them on braodcast TV. Why?

Boobs on broadcast TV appear all over the world. I wonder if ity's the Moral Majority thing? Or, GOD forbid...maybe boobs are just plain evil! I do know from personal experience, if you get too close you can get a painful eye injury. You can also get so distracted that hours of your life slip by undetected. Lost forever.

But it just doesn't make sense that they aren't on broadcast TV. I'm thinking we need to change this. You start depriving people of boobs and who knows what will happen?

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xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/24/2005 10:31 am

I was flipping channels the other day and this man claimed to be a "boob-ologist" ..... insisting that his wife get a boob job.

I thought to myself, there is only ONE boob-ologist and his name is TDA1

**burying your face in my cleavage**

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/24/2005 11:08 am

It's the whole "Puritans started this country" thing. Ever notice how we're the most conservative country in the entire western hemisphere? Actually, with the exception of the muslims, we're probably the most conservative country in the world. In Japan and China they have cartoons that flaunt boobage, but aren't allowed to show pussy shots. Those are blurred out just like boobs are blurred here. And that's my thought of the day

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/24/2005 11:11 am

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/24/2005 11:49 am

Native you're right. This country doesn't allow faces or cooters. Of course in Muslim countries they blur the face. And perhaps, rightly so.

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/24/2005 12:09 pm

Boobs are all over network TV. It's the nipple that's banned from the lunch counter these days. Could this be yet another form of discrimination based on color???? I see a revolution in the making...

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/24/2005 12:28 pm

Wahine I couldn't agree more! Maybe it's nipples that are evil? I may need to study this in more detail.

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DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/24/2005 1:13 pm know I had to look up "boobologist." Oh yes, it's there. Just goes to show our obsession with boobs is in fine form. A little info...

gargantuboobitus - "the irreversible condition that lead to the mammary glands growing continually. Not only does this growth continue for the rest of the sufferers life, the rate of growth increases at an exponential rate. Last year, the size of apples. This year they're the size of her head. This time next year they'll be like those evil bubble things in The Prisoner. You know those hot air ballons? The really big ones like Richard Branson wanks over? They'll be like that in 2 years time." - Dr. Bob

dano6332 56M

9/24/2005 1:45 pm

and yet they show heavy guys with Man Boobs on prime time TV and frankly I would rather NOT see them............go figure

keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/24/2005 1:49 pm

What? No boobs? The babies will starve!

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/24/2005 2:26 pm

Tall, I think that as a Country we are pretty conservative when it comes to what we can watch on the boob, er, toob. But, we are making progress slowly. 10 years ago you did not see women in their under wear on TV, you only saw condoms at the pharmacy, and 4 letter words were taboo on TV. We are making progress, or going to hell in a hand basket. Depends on who you talk to I guess.

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/24/2005 4:03 pm

Next Oh no!
A woman's husband, not happy with her mood swings, bought her a
mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor her moods.

When she's in a good mood it turns green.

When she's in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark
on his forehead.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/24/2005 7:32 pm

no, no, no...nipples are NOT evil. Someone arbitrarily DECIDED they were evil and a bunch of other people followed suit. But hey...don't let this theory stop you from your in-depth study of the situation. Carry on.

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rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
9/26/2005 8:32 am

Nipples are most definitely NOT evil!!!! Fun? YES! Evil? NO! And I want to see boobs the size of the Prisoner balloons!!! A guy could get trapped between those!

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
9/26/2005 10:45 am

Boobie fetish? Had I known I could have signed you up for the annual "Who got the booby" Contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of cleavage hugs from the boobies of his choice and nipple shot whenever he feels a boobie shortage coming over him. Last year winner has recently retired to the state of the art facilty if Boobievile, MO where he is able to squeeze, suckle and sample boobies from many different cultures all day upon request.

TDA, perhaps you should be a contestant in next year's festivities.



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