Everyone Who Believes In Telekinesis Raise My Hand  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 11:39 am
Everyone Who Believes In Telekinesis Raise My Hand

I read everything I encounter regarding brain power. I have seen just about every creature feature ever made. I watch PBS. I listen to stories told around campfires. Seems everyone BUT me has had some sort of brush with telekinesis. The concept of moving items with just a thought is intriguing...but is it really possible? How would you use such power?

Let's assume it is possible for a minute or two. I suppose the first thing you would want to do with such a power is use it to the benefit of mankind. I know I would!


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PailsDiverHonks 55F

8/19/2005 11:51 am

First I would move my husband out of the house…then not sure what I would do with that power


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/19/2005 12:12 pm

move bad drivers of the road.


ByteChaser2 53M

8/19/2005 12:19 pm

Hmmm... Find the remote and bring it to me? Magically spirit away the mutt that insists on crapping on my lawn? Oh wait... I know! Move a marble a total of 4 inches over a time span of 61 hours! Then I could guest star in "Poltergiest 3(D) - They're Baaaaack... Again..."!

And something for mankind too I suppose


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 12:31 pm

Greenie you're so sweet. You could bounce him on the car as he left like Will Smith in MIB, but you didn't. Or now that I mentioned it have you changed your mind?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 12:33 pm

PNS, good thinking! Who doesn't love a good head on? I know I do.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 12:33 pm

Byte...just move the mutt? No trinkett flinging?

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/19/2005 1:05 pm

TDA, when you say "mankind" are you the man referred to? I have this mental picture of your face all scrunched up as you try to removed bras by telepathy.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 2:11 pm

LMAO Daphne...I have other plans for that item.

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/19/2005 2:16 pm

Based on the many of the profiles on AdultFriendFinder, I'd say that half of us already have that power

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Claudette33 106M/106F

8/19/2005 2:41 pm

Talldark - If I had Telekinesis, I would use it to put a muzzle on my little dog so I could trim his nails! I'm not sure this would benefit mankind, but it would benefit me!

Claudette


DukeAbbaddon 41M
280 posts
8/19/2005 3:11 pm

yes but its mostly poltergysty ! ( un controlled )

but psi i have experiance with in my university class evezry one was psy sensitive


DukeAbbaddon 41M
280 posts
8/19/2005 3:15 pm

Hobbit Evidence Found !

Here are the hard facts in this picture !

but psi i have experience with in my university class every one was psychic sensitive and could talk its not special and I began to take the view why not use it and not talk ? but now im less sensitive I have remembered why it is ...
its to help the rest or us deffies !


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/19/2005 3:52 pm

I'm with P&S on this one. Bad/Slow drivers give me such road rage!
Besides that, I don't know what I would do with such a power...

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 3:57 pm

Wahine I don't think it is telekinetics. I think the penises are being levitated or they're using mirrors.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 4:01 pm

Claudette...does he use those claws for evil or good? If evil...we all benefit!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 4:03 pm

Duke don't even remind me of poltergeist! I was afraid of midget fortune tellers for 3 years.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 4:04 pm

Duke I keep looking at the picture. I'm still thinking that could be a goiter dude.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 4:05 pm

Honni talk about doing good for mankind...kids we have a winner here!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 4:06 pm

F&F...you get road rage?? OMG!

OK, deep cleansing breath...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Better?

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mehappy4u21 53F

8/19/2005 4:58 pm

I'd move myself to Australia...


mehappy4u21 53F

8/19/2005 5:00 pm

Opps, forgot Mankind... I'd move all child abusers to the Death Chamber and zap them to hell...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/19/2005 5:40 pm

I beg to differ. It may not technically fall under the category of telekinetics, but it does come under that colorful umbrella called Mind Control.

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demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/19/2005 5:41 pm

humboldhunni that's a good use for it.

if i had such power... hmm... assuming humboldhunni took care of her task... i'd use mine to put police where i want them (like catching the guy that ran a red-light and missed me by 1 inch, due entirely to the fact that i saw him and stopped)... and elsewhere when i don't want (like when i have to get to work in 20 minutes, and it takes 30 going speed limit).


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 5:48 pm

Wahine...I stand corrected...and possibly erected.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 5:49 pm

Kitten..here here. I collect tickets like cow crap collects flies.

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kyplowboy2 61M

8/19/2005 6:30 pm

TDA1, I fear that you may have sealed your own fate, bro.

After much examination and critical thinking on the topic, I just wonder if the females of the species might not have the ability to induce telekinesis in the males of the species. Think about it, by sending boobie pictures to you, initiating some base level of thought, did or did not Little Kenny move? Need I say more? Could it possibly be the cause of his current condition? (traction, what a bummer).

The problem I fear that you may encounter in this ability, is that it will be used as a weapon of mass erection against Little Kenny in his present, shall we say, delicate condition. Never attack the blonds, bo!!! (they got brunettes for leaders)

I'll send Tylenol and liquor, candy ain't gonna help you much lol

BrokeDicks Unite!!! One of our own is in trouble again!!!

kpb2


Straycatsetsuko 61F

8/19/2005 7:21 pm

Back when I lived in Oakland, I hung out with Buddhists and Taoists. There were some guys here, refugees from Tibet, that could do that. But they'd started practicing when they were 4. Those were people who dedicated their lives to it. actually, to focus, but it comes down to the same thing.

No, I actually wouldn't want to do something nice for mankind. You do one little trick, and everyone, their dog, and their dog's brother, will be asking you to do other stuff. Nah.


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/19/2005 11:03 pm

I would use it to benefit mankind... I would launch all the stupid people off the earth.


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
8/20/2005 4:02 am

Hmm.. I suppose I'd nahhh.. not that.. well I would probaly..oh hell no I couldn't.. gosh that only leave me with ... oh I can do that already.. I'm good Mister.. just give the power to the next blonde..


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/20/2005 11:06 am

I'd move a man into my bed everytime I was horny. Me being sexually satisfied would be good for mankind.

DustStormDiva


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/20/2005 5:56 pm

Hey TDA, Close your eyes and get ready to be moved to the almost great state of Oklahoma! Can't you just imagine? WoooooHooooo!


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/21/2005 8:57 am

I would move all of the clothing off the floor of the Evil Queen's room and into the closet or chest of drawers. I would also change the TV channels since I can't find my remote.


sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
8/22/2005 4:06 am

Moving the stupid people off of the earth....yeah, but if you did that, who would be running the drive-thru?

I would use it to clean the house, wash my car, damn I feel myself getting more and more lazy by the minute!!
To benefit mankind, I would use it to move all the mean people off the earth!! See ya Saddam!!!!!

ST


sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
8/22/2005 4:16 am

Okay I meant no disrespect to drive-thru personnel....but how hard is it to understand the phrase "Ketchup only"????? LOL
Maybe it's just where I live....

ST


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