Drought Reaks Havoc With Iraqi Diving Team  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
3/17/2006 5:25 am
Drought Reaks Havoc With Iraqi Diving Team

AP Usmellinbad, Iraq – In preparation for the upcoming summer Olympics, the Iraqi diving team has begun training here today.

Team coach, and part-time holistic dentist, Shek RattL N Roll unvieled the team today (not the women) in a morning press conference. “This team represents the finest athletes in all of Iraq. Many are here not at gunpoint.” said Roll.

Undaunted by the fact that the entire female swimming team drowned last night when their viels became waterlogged, Roll had diving champion Toofar bin Droppin show off his stuff to illustrate their superiority over the infidel hoard. The accompanying photo shows a near-perfect entry by Toofar.

After the dive, Toofar was unavailible for comment. AP has learned from inside sources that bin Droppin, know by his street name–Grand Master C4–is actually the front man for the group Camels II Hump. Known for their dissing of infidels, the group raked in nearly 8 dollars U.S. last year alone.

Toofar bin Droppin did not break training last month dispite the fact that his wife deliberately allowed her viel to slip, and walked nearly 100 meters with a bare nostril. She was the city's 288th public stoning victim this year. Which prompts this reporter to ask the question...do the people getting stoned ever get the munchies?


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libgemOH 56M/52F

3/17/2006 7:52 am

You are BAD and that is SOOOO GOOOD! ROFLMFAO! -B


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

3/17/2006 10:25 am

Boy Howdy, this IS my lucky day, didn't realize you were blogging again welcome back, even if it's only for a little while...as far as the munchies, I am not sure so in the best interest of good journalism I'll have to do further research on this by getting stoned myself, so should I survive I'll be sure to get back to you on this one...Ready

Ready


TTigerAtty 62M

3/17/2006 10:32 am

Erin Go Bragh!


Good one!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/17/2006 11:16 am

Thanks Gem. Hard hitting news reporting is what I'm all about.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/17/2006 11:18 am

Great to see you Ready! Ya know...it is so rare these days to find someone brave enough to take one for the team. Sniff...I'm so proud of you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/17/2006 11:20 am

Erin Go Braless to you too kind sir! Not sure if I have read Erin's blog or not.

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citizen_2point5 47M
71 posts
3/17/2006 12:11 pm

They haven't figured out that diving in the desert doesn't work.

It's me Boss.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/17/2006 12:29 pm

ROFLMAO...citizen 2 . 5. Great photo. Another of your "classics".

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Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/17/2006 5:52 pm

Woah... Welcome back sir, hope to catch more of your good humor.

Sorry, I'm on that new ice cream diet.

-the old hornyviking722


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 9:12 am

your so very bad but lovely and imanginitive lol


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/19/2006 9:49 am

Sexyfit...the "fell out of a truck and landed on his head at birth" theory is gaining a lot of momentum.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/19/2006 9:50 am

Vick! great to see you. Welcome back.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
3/19/2006 9:51 am

Papy...I'm just not well.

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