Dateline Today... News Views & Things To Choose  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/20/2005 6:49 am
Dateline Today... News Views & Things To Choose

Let me start off with a heartfelt thank you to everyone of you for your comments. For me, the comments are the best part of a blog. I give you something to run with...and brother do you take the ball! Next...This crap I write is NOT intended to hurt anyone's feelings, it is NOT intended to single out anyone or any group, it is nothing more than my warped point of view...with some help from outside sources.

NEWS
Today the former members of the 60's radical group The Black Panthers announced a business venture. They will be introducing a new BarBQ sauce called...Burn Baby Burn. It is a savory mix designed to spice up any dish.

In a related story, the KKK has announced the introduction of a New food product simply named Crackers.

I am considering opening a Tee Shirt business this year which will feature various slogans on the front. Front runners include:
Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right However three lefts do.
My Kids Are Honor Role Students The closest I ever got to a 4.0 was blood alcohol.
I am PRO LIFE & PRO CHOICE However, I'm not choosing until they're teenagers.
Love Hurts! and with any luck at all...so will sex.

It seems that condoms are being sold in parts of the orient by size. Small, Medium, Large, & the Keithcancook sizes. Manufacturers are questioning whether this practice will catch on in the US. I say NO. The main reason I don't wear a condom now is because it is too embarrassing to have to add shims to keep it from falling off.

VIEWS
Always take TWO Baptists with you when you go fishing! Why you ask? Because if you take only one...he'll drink all your beer.

The servers here have to bogging down. Look at all the blogs that are being written, all the magazine articles, all the comments. All this stuff is stored in servers and is growing at an ever increasing rate. I have a possible solution! Rather than ranking Blog sites by number of comments...have the Gold & Silver members vote on favorites monthly. Want a vote? Become a Gold or Silver member. It adds revenue to the site, cuts down on comments, and giudes newcomers into becoming long-termers.

Things To Choose
Nothing from Bed Bath & Beyond. If you shop there...you must be a homo.

Always select a clown for your party that does animals like the ones pictured.


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Ana_6973 43F

7/20/2005 9:54 am

Ok I have to laugh at the Baptist comment. They make that joke about Mormons here.

Three lefts make a right and three rights make a left. And they help you explore areas of town you might not normally explore.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/20/2005 11:17 am

ANA...I have two left feet. I'm always going somewhere I don't want to go.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/20/2005 2:26 pm

ROFLMAO Huny! I'm not well.

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mehappy4u21 53F

7/20/2005 4:24 pm

Your material could be added to the Archie Bunker archives and writers of The Simpsons and South Park would be proud of you... lol


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/21/2005 5:18 am

Mehappy...I can die a fulfilled man.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 2:21 pm

LMAO Anemone there had to be an explanation.

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keithcancook 60M
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8/20/2005 7:37 am

It's true. I do have my own size. The only problem is the corkscrew shape.


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