Boobs Keep Getting Bigger & Bigger ... Vaginas Next?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/17/2005 12:42 pm
Boobs Keep Getting Bigger & Bigger ... Vaginas Next?

Everytime you turn around a bigger set of fake boobs is showing up. We ALL know I have no problems with boobies. However, there is a point of too big.

I recently talked to coed Bambi Legspread, from the sorority Betta Gobble Pi, and she was proud to be interviewed about her point of view on boobie enlargement.
Q: Bambi (pronounced Gretchen), just what do you think about the trend towrds breast enlargement?

A: Like OMG...did you see that totally bitchin guy over there? He's like totally staring down my nubs! Toodles.

Forget the interview. I started thinking...as I tend to do...what if this same craze catches on with vaginas? Eeeeek. Massive vaqina implants. I'm sure that worries everyone.

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/17/2005 1:37 pm

A. Saint Lianna(pronounced Duhhh.......), I am afraid my print out of recent visitors would contain a big, fat 0.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 2:01 pm

Saint, I may be going out on a limb here...but I'm thinking there just may be a few fellows around these parts that would love to correct those stats for you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 2:56 pm

Ah...traveling...it's a copy machine. Which probably explains why they never called you back.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/17/2005 5:22 pm

TDA- LOL!

I don't know about this. It sounds like a Vaginal Lie Detector. And, I don't need it exposing all of my deep, dark secrets!

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/17/2005 5:28 pm

Now this is one area were I am proud to say I am naturally small "WEG"

BAD, BAD, Blonde muhahahaha


patsam69 51M/51F

8/17/2005 7:36 pm

Bigger vaginas??? I worked in Labor and delivery for many years...and every time a guy asked the doctor to put extra stitches in his wifes vagina to make her tighter...I wanted to kick him in the head! I thought you guys wanted tighter tighter and more tight!!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:23 am

F&F no way dudette. I would never expose your anything...I'm too greedy and don't want anyone else looking.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:24 am

*Note to self...corner Blonde at Bloggers Convention.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:25 am

Traveling we all make the occasional mistake brother. Don't be so hard-on yourself. (no pun intended)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:26 am

Pat...they do. I think the larger implants make it tighter. Well, in theory.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:27 am

*Note to self...do NOT try to fingerprint Huny's cooter.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/18/2005 10:45 pm

TDA- Dudette?? Did we just flash back to 1990?? LOL

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:05 am

LOL sorry F&F. Lost my head. #$@% flashbacks.

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