Blogville Expose ... The TRUE Story Of travelingintexas  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/29/2005 8:16 am
Blogville Expose ... The TRUE Story Of travelingintexas

Recently, travelingintexas wrote a blog about an alleged date bewteen the two of us. What follows is the truth.

In order to obtain the photo at left of traveling my staff had to go to great lengths (no pun intended), you'll notice the same tattoo on little Tex as on his arm. This photo shall serve as optical confimation of the following story.

A week or so ago traveling sent me an email. It follows:

"Dear Tall. I know you have vast experience in the physical training arena and I NEED your help. I am becoming asymetrical and do not know what to do. Come over please and help me. I would come to you but I have no pants that fit. –traveling"

Granted I did drive my Edsel. After only a few minutes I knew what was up. I confronted traveling and he confessed.

"Yes yes yes, it's all true. I began abusing the amino acid L-Erectofam a few years back. I started out innocently enough, just a few reps each week of penis concentration curls for a bit of definition is all. The burn got good. Soon I was doing penis benches and penis pull-downs. Now I'm doing super-sets of penis pushups, penis chinups (wide grip), and penis hyperextentions with a 25 lb. plate. I'm out of control. This thing needs $400 worth of suppliments every week. What can I do?"

I have seen L-Erectofam abuse since the 60's. I helped him through the DT's and left. Now, one serious side-effect of L-Erectofam withdrawl is hallucinations. He had them. This is a factual account of the events and, since no one is innocent, no names were changed.


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DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/29/2005 10:46 am

You didn't help him through this DT...whew. (wipes forehead) I'd run like hell from something that size.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/29/2005 11:14 am

Honni I am here for all my friends, anytime, anyplace, and aparantly anymassiveness. As to the transplant, see your comment a couple blogs below this one LMAO.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/29/2005 11:16 am

I didn't help him DT. That thing started whipping around, convulsing, hissing...scared the hell out of me. I ran away almost in tears.

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pussinboots4u 50M/47F

8/29/2005 11:33 am

LMFAO - talldark!! Shit, I can barely even type!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/29/2005 12:00 pm

Pussinboots I did pleanty of that writing this sucker. He's a good sport.

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DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/29/2005 1:03 pm

lmfao


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8/29/2005 1:15 pm

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rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/29/2005 3:58 pm

LMAO

Maybe Traveling should go around the nation to all the colleges to show all the co-eds the dangers L-Erectofam abuse

He might also be able to give the polevaulters a few tips while he's at it


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 4:12 pm

Luke we have to make sure the monkey is off his back first. The last thing we need is youngsters out there pushing L-Erectofam instead of learning about sex in the back seat of a Chevy like GOD intended!

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/29/2005 6:15 pm

Laugh, it must have been a DAMN BIG bag of popcorn.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/29/2005 11:14 pm

The worst part is that I hear he's writing a book that outs other bloggers for using L-Eroctofam. Not willing to tarnish their world records, they are vehemently denying it. There have even been threats on his life.

No, wait...I'm thinking of an episode of Surreal Life.

Never mind

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/30/2005 6:41 am

Yep, hung like Einstein and smart as a horse!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 12:05 pm

Traveling the road to recovery is long, check that, is massive, check that, is hard, check that, it's there. We're behind you. Check that...you know what I mean.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 12:06 pm

Traveling...finger pointing is serves nobody well.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 12:07 pm

Daphne...no encouraging! We're trying to help this young man.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 12:07 pm

LMAO Wahine

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 12:08 pm

LOL Cookie...we're here for him and that's what matters. I have no idea how...but it must. Maybe.

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
8/30/2005 3:00 pm

LMAO, wonder how big it would have been if he had moved his balls to Alaska??? MMM/ , Would make for a hellacious set of blue balls.., and probably make a few grizzlies and moose mad... T

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/31/2005 10:01 am

Frbnks...now I'M scared!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/31/2005 10:03 am

traveling it took me over 7 hours in PhotoShop to apply that tattoo. Never again.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/31/2005 10:04 am

Traveling...moose...grizzly...son we HAVE to get you into a city!

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