Attention ... Bloggers Convention Highlights & News  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/14/2005 6:08 am
Attention ... Bloggers Convention Highlights & News

As you may have gathered, a tremendous gala has been arranged for ALL AdultFriendFinder Bloggers in the outlying Chicago region this October. The dates are 21, 22, 23.

There is not only a wonderful experience in the making, not only the opportunity to meet each other in person, but most important...entertainment! Check out these activities!

Little Kenny will be making balloon animals and hosting the helium hog calling competition.

Several of our members will be offering FREE professional photo shoots! Yep...professional photos for the mere cost of film and processing. Are we talking a deal or what? Expat, Em4M and tall will be among the photogs.

MzHuny will be there to look into your eyes, greet you, and cause your pants to fit tight all evening.

Ever hear of a watermellon seed spitting contest? Boring! We're having the condom spitting contest. Distance and accuracy count here.

Need sex advice but are too shy to seek a professional? Several closets throughout the hotel have been designated as Private session rooms.

Looking for an opportunity to win a FREE 2005 Rolls Royce? Who isn't?

Sign up today!! Be a part of the action and possibly bring home a scar to impress your friends.


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keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/14/2005 6:52 am

I am running out of space for new scars...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 7:03 am

LMAO Keith...blonde tells me she's reserving an available region!

BTW...Blondeneedssex will be available to everyone not only for just autographs...but she can help you work on your slap shot.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 8:33 am

Honni most flattering. However...if you hold a raffle for me...why disappoint a charity?

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/14/2005 8:35 am

LMAOOOO, I wish I was able to attend, sounds like it will be a riot... T

T




rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/14/2005 8:49 am

Bring me back a balloon animal Darth Dad

Have Kenny use the condoms without spermacide this time to make the balloon animals this time ... those others were a wee bit slippery


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Cdub2U 61M

9/14/2005 9:12 am

I would like to volunteer as the official BDSM Slave Brander -
“Branding Irons Always Hot”


ExploreMore4Me 59F

9/14/2005 9:27 am

Dear TDA....Am I photographing little Kenny at Work? And one other question, is there insurance coverage available should he or the balloons accidentally blow up causing secondary damage? LMAO...

Hugs & Kisses My Friend!

EM4M


xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/14/2005 9:37 am

Who needs a rolls royce when we have you TDA!! I cannot wait to hump your leg


ProFotoFreak 45M

9/14/2005 9:48 am

Where do I sign up for the kissing booth?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 9:52 am

T, I really believe it will be. You know...if you enter the Iditerod, aim further south, hijack an 18 wheeler...you could be here in no time at all.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 9:54 am

Luke you got it. You mean you're going to allow a measley thousand miles or so stop you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 9:55 am

Cdub you got it bud. However...I'd wear a helmet. These phillys kick!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 9:58 am

EM4M little Kenny has full coverage for collision and comprehensive claims...I'd better double check to see if explosions are covered.

You are welcome to shoot him while he's working. Bringing a macro lens?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 9:59 am

44 DD the leg humping ride is FREE!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 10:01 am

Pro I'm thinking you just bring your booth, plop that sucker down, and hang the sign. You were planning on being the kissee right?

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dano6332 56M

9/14/2005 12:12 pm

Luke has a real point I understand the prelubricated can taste nasty so whoever is buying the party favors keep it in mind for the spitting contest......(ummm no personal experience mind you, unlike trav I am simply not changing my orientation with my boxers) Tall that brings up an excellent point. Are there any other spitting contests planned or are we bringing in professional leg humpers for demos? I think EX Gov Ryan is looking for media coverage.


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/14/2005 12:28 pm

I am undecided until Wednesday...personal deadline. Can I have my photo taken getting out of the car? If so, count me in!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:06 pm

LMAO Dano...as if I'm going to answer about other contests! I still trying to meet a woman that won't throw up when she meets me and you want answers like that?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:08 pm

Bella do keep us posted. I was hoping for a shot of me getting out of you...but jeez...OK I guess. LMAO...I'm sorry Bella. It is damn difficult for me to pass up a perfectly good straight line. Sorry, lost my head.

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rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/14/2005 1:49 pm

Sorry Pops i can't make this family reunion ... i've got a volunteer thing i do every year the weekend before Halloween ... besides i don't think C-town would be ready if you, me, and Cabo all were there ... remember if you have any doubt about what to do ask yourself W.W.S.D. (What Would Smiley Do)


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:21 pm

Luke my son I understand. I remember how much fun the mosquito festival is. Go ahead, enjoy it. We'll carry on in the family name in ChicagoLand. BTW...I have already alerted the police to ignore calls from this locale.

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expatbrit49 62M

9/14/2005 3:28 pm

Oh good I can photos of EM4M, taking a phot of Talldark, taking a photo of kenny ROFL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/14/2005 3:37 pm

I have a feeling I'm going to end up being the Den Mother of this group.

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/15/2005 12:18 am

TDA, those damn dogs that they hook up on those sleds are poster mutts for canine ADD...and my dog leads the pic profiles...lol
YOu will have to just move it up here next time.. this way we can all party under the Northern Lights...

T




rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/15/2005 8:48 am

Hey TDA, can Kenny tie up one of those baloon weiner dogs or what ever the hell they are called? Let us know as I think we will all want one, signed of course, by LK himself!


sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/15/2005 10:42 pm

*SIGH*

I unfortunately will be unable to attend...

*SIGH*


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:26 am

LMAO Expat. I'm thinking EM4M is gonna need a really GOOD macro lens for that shot.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:27 am

Wahine...count on it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:27 am

T...sounds good. My luck will be Bush won't pay the light bill.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:28 am

Sorry Traveling

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:30 am

MzHuny...my pleasure. Us old old old guys still have manners and live the chivalrous life.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:30 am

LMAO Cookie...I'm not so sure of that.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:31 am

Jiggly I hope you are able to attend. However...you can pretty much count on peeing yourself. Sorry.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/16/2005 11:32 am

ST...say it isn't so!

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