As Long As We're Talking About Orgasms ...  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/19/2005 5:26 am
As Long As We're Talking About Orgasms ...

While I was writing the last blog I was unable to fend off a thought. Not too unusual for me by the way. I couldn't help thinking about the evolution an orgasm undergoes with age. For those of you who are unaware that this occurs...you may want to fasten your seatbelt now.

ONE of the cool things about aging (notice I emphasized the ONE...there aren't many) is that you really do not feel much different than you always have. You remember things like it was yesterday even though it's been 30 years. Oldies tend to trip a nostalgic trip down memory lane. You just look a little different in the mirror...and everything is 7 or 8 inches lower than it used to be.

Orgasms do change however. I remember as a younger man distance and force was the rule of the day. A 10 footer was definitely doable. Power? You betcha. Now mind you I never really attempted to shoot beer cans off a fence, but I think I could have. We're talking distance and force.

Then comes middle age. Range backs off a bit. Force does too. However, this is the stage where bank shots come into play. You compensate brute force with technique. This is the phase where men learn what having good sex from your partner's point of view means. Well, it's suppose to happen that way.

Then comes the tertiary phase in life. Old age. Everything still seems pretty much the same. Things are still 7 or 8 inches lower, but now they're wrinkled. Everything trips the nostalgia trigger. You still think the same and almost feel the same. You just have a bunch more wisdom. The memory tends to fade in and out. Oh yea...orgasms. I still have them often. However now they're primarily dust. Occasionally I get air and a flatulent sound. You know life is on the downhill side when you get penis farts. I need to get married soon...I'm fading fast.


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Aries_Dragon41 52F
23 posts
9/19/2005 7:41 am

I had to be the firt to comment on this one........lol

As on of my favorite people on Saturday Night Live would say "You are one wild and crazy guy" .... lol

I love your blog.... "shaking head... penis farts... oh my word.... rofl"

Look forward to seeing more

Her Royal Dragoness
Lady Angela


rm_dandth 47M/38F
173 posts
9/19/2005 7:49 am

Number TWO: Menopausal chicks don't cause headaches when the rubber breaks....(and an embolism at the right moment can SEEM erotic)


your_gypsy 51F

9/19/2005 7:50 am

i was getting quite turned on until the last few lines! then i laughed ... which is in the neighborhood of "almost as good as sex" xoxox


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/19/2005 7:57 am

Whaaat? You mean Little Kenny doesn't watch you shave any more? And now I have more great stuff to look forward to. Penis Farts? Here's an idea, do you think you could increase their occurence by eating more foods that are known to cause gas?


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/19/2005 8:01 am

One more thing? Here in Oklahoma there was a billboard advertising the Vagina Monologues. The "V" word was up there for all of us to see for about 5 days. The production had not even started and the billboard mysteriously disappeared after much heated debate on the local news channels. Is this an Oklahoma thing or did it happen any where else? Just curious...............


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 8:29 am

Lady Angela thank you, drop in often. You know, as an adopted Festrunk brother..."I am looking forward to seeing foxes and holding their large American breasts."

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 8:30 am

LOL dandth...glad you said that and not me. Let the flogging begin LMAO.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 8:31 am

Gypsy...oddly enough...I always have that almost as good as sex effect on women. Hmm.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 9:36 am

Cookie...trust me it isn't connected to the intestinal tract. Seems in my case...isn't connected to anything but outside air I guess.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 9:39 am

Cookie the word Vagina is extremmely offensive as we all know. Here in Indiana they covered up the offensive V word and penciled in the less offensive phrase Bearded Clam .

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Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/19/2005 9:56 am

LOL. Oh you poor baby! I hate to rub it in but...entirely different story for a woman (at least in my experience). Wisdom, skill and desire are all increasing! Thank goodness there are an ample number of younger guys wanting us older ladies. (Please-this is not an open invitation unless you are at least 32 years old). If I were you I would rush right out and get Jack LaLanes Juicer and receipe book. I saw him duroing the wee hours one morning and, damn! He is still strong and hot. Here I had been thinking he was long gone!LOL.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 10:37 am

Oh I still have plenty of desire and that certain thing that "BOB" in the commercials enjoys Goddess...it's different somehow. It's like...I need to mount a scope on him or something.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 1:18 pm

ROFLMAO Jiggly...wasn't it YOU that scolded me about blonde jokes?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 1:18 pm

LMAO this stuff is too good to be true! I rest my case.

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dano6332 56M

9/19/2005 1:29 pm

Tall, to late my man. Once you wrote all this who would have you? The good news is if EVERYTHING is 7 or 8 inches lower I can now explore the porn star career I have always dreamed of. lol


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 1:44 pm

LMAO Dano...why didn't I thionk of that? Wait a minute...thanks to that drop I'm now nearly 3 inches!

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dano6332 56M

9/19/2005 4:04 pm

I think it is a verbage thing lower as in hung lower or "gee isnt the water in the urinal cold and deep"


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/19/2005 5:08 pm

LOL

i thought i was getting to middle age until i open the Pandora's box known as AdultFriendFinder now i'm worse then when i was a teenager ... all my neighbor's dogs are afraid i'll hump their leg instead of the other way around


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/19/2005 5:42 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO, penis farts... I die laughing during sex at puss fart, especially if it a loud queef....what else are you goingto do?? Now I will be busy think of a name for penis fart..lmao T

T




rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 8:08 am

LOL Dano...careful wording is paramount at my age.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 8:09 am

Luke it closes in all too fast!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 8:09 am

LOL T let me know what to call it.

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