Are You THE Mate From Hell ? No? Want Some Pointers?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/30/2005 7:24 am
Are You THE Mate From Hell ? No? Want Some Pointers?

A couple of the guys were talking this morning about something they heard on the radio, the roommate from Hell. Hmm, not sure if I've ever had one of those. However, I'm pretty sure I have been one.

When I heard this discussion I started recalling memories from my experiences since I have been out in the world. Let's see...first college roommie. Nothing really obnoxious there. Well, he did clip his toenails too close to me. I remember many a forehead (yep back then my forehead wasn't yet a fivehead) ricochet. But it only broke the skin once or twice.

My first live-in girlfriend. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Well, she did masturbate a lot. At first that was pretty cool. Lots of interaction. After a few weeks of this though...I began to avoid her. I'm only human you know. Limping, bandages on the back, constant dehydration...she had to go.

I guess I've been lucky. Now tell me...who has or has had the rommie from Hell?

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your_gypsy 51F

8/30/2005 11:07 am

ROFL... why the bandages on the back?

ummmmmmmmm... yeah. a guy (my boyfriend before he became my husband of 16 years and the father of my child) i used to live with had a crazed siameze cat named "quaalude" of all things. i pet sat him while my boyfriend (later my husband and father of child) went to florida to visit family and decided to smoke a jay. well the cat starts meowing very loudly and looking at me with these insane crossed eyes. he had an emaciated body even though he ate like a hog, you know siamese cats. anyway he freaked me out so bad that i tried to lock myself into the bedroom and turned up the music really loud, only the door wouldn't close all the way and he was trying to get in, the door thumping and me holding it shut.. the cat was also famous for taking a shit while running around the house. he had two assholes. but this thread is on roomies, huh, not pets. sigh... thanks for listening anyway...

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 11:27 am

Gypsy the bandages were the result of long, pointy, sharp fingernails. And the occasional gunshot wound.

Ramble on all you want about the evils of cat ownership. I support you. Cats and Ex's are evil.

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DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/30/2005 11:45 am

Mine is a pet as well. (sigh) I have the German Shepard puppy from Hell. Not even 5-months-old and already at 52 lbs. (bigger sigh) The vet says he'll top out at over 100 lbs. He was a "gift." I asked for a dachshund. How does one misunderstand such a request to that magnitude.

He has the behavior of a 2-year-old on crack. My mother says "Oh, he'll grow out of it." Yeah, she said the same thing about my daughter. Mom lied.

As a smaller puppy, sure he was cute. I couldn't bare to put him outside as everyone suggested.

Of course, he tries to hump everything in sight, including my precious cats. I come home, he's kicked back in my over-sized chair, flipping through the channels, searching for some hot little "bitch" on Animal Planet or Discovery.

Funny how much he resembles my last boyfriend...

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/30/2005 1:13 pm

Ya know, you can't type your whole comment in the anti-spam number box. (It's been one of those days)

Once I moved out of my parents house I lived alone, never had a roommate until I got married. Just shoot me now.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/30/2005 2:05 pm

I had a college roommate who said he couldn't sleep unless he was naked. That would have been fine if he kept his stuff under the covers. The problem was that he would get nude getting ready for bed and would want to carry on normal conversations with me while he was in the all together. The worst would be when I was sitting on the couch catching the news before going to sleep. He would hear something interesting on the news and would want to discuss current events with his damn cock at eye level. The worst was when he would forget how much it annoyed me and would try to talk to me while I was eating. If you are a straight male the last thing you want to see you when you're eating a hot dog is someones cock.

Other then that he was a good roomate. I cured him of his little problem by getting girls he liked to ask him if he was gay since he liked to carry on conversations with men while he was naked.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/30/2005 2:58 pm

DT...your last boyfriend licked himself too? it that guy I wrote about?

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rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
8/30/2005 3:23 pm

Once had the roommate that not only couldn't keep a job (and thus still owes me money to this day), but he'd spend the time while I was at work surfing porn on my computer. I probably would have noticed (or cared), but he started leaving his catchs in my waist basket. Got a new roomie and an new chair.

your_gypsy 51F

8/30/2005 3:54 pm

oh luke! that reminds me... my ex also would sleep in the nude. and he would do what we would call "bulldozing" in the middle of the night, his ass in the air, repeatedly "bulldozing" his head into the pillows, sometimes kicking his feet, as if he were swimming. it was such an obscene sight coming out of the bathroom and going back to bed, just legs and an ass way up high in the air with gonads flapping in the breeze...

sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/1/2005 6:13 pm

I had this roommate who used to throw parties all the time. I was young..I didn't care about that... She was really well known for taking her of her bedroom and having sex with him.
The sex wouldn't have bothered me...if she would have just CLOSED THE DOOR!!! Wasn't too bad if he was on top...but she usually was!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/2/2005 6:09 am may want to consider some Lysol on the keyboard as well. Yikes

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/2/2005 6:12 am

Gypsy...guys refer to this position as sewing the field . Danglage although unsightly in the "swing" mode, does serve a purpose as a cooling agent for the region. Best way to break him of that habit is to treat the danglage as a piƱata.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/2/2005 6:15 am

LOL Nic well done. I had a similar roomie. I used to make it a point to see to it that the beverage became uncarbonated quickly!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/2/2005 6:16 am

ST...was here name Shirley?

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