An Open Letter To My CREATOR..Sorry I Haven  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 7:06 am
An Open Letter To My CREATOR..Sorry I Haven


If religion is a hot button for you...stop reading now!

YOU know, ever since YOU came up with cell phones we haven't talked as much as I'd like. That is, in fact, the impetus for this letter. I need to get some stuff off my chest. Also, If YOU have Nextel, I'd like YOUR IM number. If YOU give it to me I promise not to give it to the Mormons.

OK, I'm glad to see that YOU hate baseball too. This whole steroid thing YOU came up with...brilliant. I almost fell out of my chair yesterday when I heard that guy testifying that he didn't have a clue how steroids got into his system. LOL, only YOU could have come up with the immaculate injection.

Also glad to see YOU are toying with global warming. I think it's a good idea. I know, YOU created snow for YOUR son's birthday, and you can tell a lot about a person by the gifts they give...it speaks highly about YOUR character, but one snow day a year is plenty. BTW, speaking of kids...YOU know, a lot of people are talking to YOUR son nowadays. Kind of "backdooring" their way to YOU. Now this is just me brainstorming here, but it's kind of tough to pray to a Guy that still lives at home with His DAD.

I kinda figured after a couple thousand years He'd have a place of His Own. I know, I have kids too, but I'm telling YOU...give them an inch and they'll take a mile! Just a little FYI.

I know you created the Heavens and Earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th. What I don't get is that YOU have only one day off a week...and that's the day everybody comes over to YOUR house and asks YOU for stuff! Why do YOU put up with that crap?

Glad to see YOU got into that anger management class! I've read YOUR Biography and I have to tell you, in the first half there was quite a bit of smitting going on. Come on, YOU have to admit, YOU were pretty touchy on a lot of issues. Good to see it's working out. Haven't seen a good smitting in some time.

One more thing, maybe YOU could convince women to stop leaving those little nylon flower looking scrubby things in our showers. They're kinda spooky.

Well, I suppose I should let YOU get back at it. So, I'll close with my usual...Keep up the good work and please stop hitting me with lightning.

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mi_mwpm 51M

8/3/2005 7:23 am

ROFLMAO - from a safe distance of 143 miles (per A.F.F.).


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 7:45 am

LMAO...Mi...chicken.

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Sizzle364
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8/3/2005 8:15 am

LOL...You are ridiculous!!!! LOL. ROFLMAO LOL.LOL. ...and like President JF, from a safe distance. LOL.


LoveHandles686 68M

8/3/2005 8:46 am

You know that this post was very appropriate for me right now. I probably should have spoken with the big guy about a problem I was having with another one of his creations, the Digital Subscriber Line (DS. Instead, I called the help line established for the purpose of reporting IT circuit outages. Silly me! There are just some mysteries in life that are meant to remain unsolved. Check out my most recent Blog musings, talk about immaculate injection, this was a perfect example of a hands-free, immaculate restoration and who could have accomplished that except G** himself.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 8:57 am

LMAO Sizzle...like mice on a sinking ship

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/3/2005 9:00 am

Oh Geezus! Heaven help us now...............


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/3/2005 9:10 am

tda, just for you ... a band by the name of Manmade God did a song called "Meet My Maker" and this is the chorus:

I'm gonna meet my maker, shake his hand,
And tell him he f*cked up with this master plan
Meet my maker, shake his hand,
Tell him he f*cked up with this master plan
Meet my maker, shake his hand,
Tell him he f*cked up with this master plan
Meet my maker, shake his hand,
Tell him he f*cked up...

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(goes back to her seat at the back of the Blogland room)

"Lil"


Theflinkychick 105F

8/3/2005 9:16 am

immaculate injection... oh... geebers...
I'm becoming fascinated with your lunacy. What a facile mind.

Like the rest, I am far enough away to feel safe observing... and laughing so much out loud that the dog hid under the bed!

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 9:46 am

Lovehandle I read it. Dude, I always say..."Cut out the middle man". Had you gone to The Gster to begin with...things may have gone smoother. Lesson learned I'd say.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 9:47 am

Cookielips...I saw that episode of The Simpson's. I think it's ...Jebus.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 9:47 am

Thank you sexyfitwoman. I have demons.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 9:51 am

LMAO Lil...F*cked? Oh, you mean the Fockers! Loved DeNiro.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/3/2005 9:53 am

Flinkychick thank you for hanging with us. A little FYI on the up side...I'm not contageous.

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Theflinkychick 105F

8/3/2005 10:50 am

Oh, on the contrary, I hope what you have is catching. I am really trying to learn not to take everything so blasted seriously! And personally... you are refreshing and funny as hell. So I hope I do catch it, I just don't want the lightning strike!

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/3/2005 11:29 am

LOL you have a point Flinkychick. It stings like mad. You know, sometimes it's good to jest about everything. Takes the edge off life. I try to take a position of equality though...everything is open season.

Thanks for the kind words!

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/3/2005 3:14 pm

Lightning strikes? Naw, just think of them as the Big Guy's violet wands. Zaaaaaapppppp!!!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/3/2005 4:24 pm

Another excellent work. Immaculent injection, you are too much. Can I have your IQ?


Claudette33 106M/106F

8/4/2005 1:14 am

I love your blogs! Seriously, thanks for pointing everyone's attention.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/4/2005 6:01 am

haha ,sounds like you have one of his ears while i have the other,i talk with him nightly,poor sod though falls asleep often on me


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i'm here to stay


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 6:08 am

LOL Daphne violet wands? I'm kinda hoping there's forgiveness in here somewhere!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 6:09 am

Daphne it was kidnapped...and then suddenly reappeared. Hmm, I for one, am pleased about Divine Intervention!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 6:12 am

PNS thank you sir. LOL if I told you what Mensa claimed it is you'd lose all faith in testing methodology, the institution itself, perhaps even the American way of life. I know I almost did.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 6:14 am

Claudette thank you. It is my mission to aid and guide, point and refresh, assist those who need assistance, to spend my life in the service of my fellow man. After that...think the Big Guy will let me off the hook now?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 8:24 am

Papy I knew He was distracted! BTW...tonight ask Him how's He's doing on getting me married this year...I hate to keep bugging Him.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 8:26 am

It was kidnapped!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 9:00 am

I am sooo lost here!

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