An Ode to Unrequited Love  

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7/26/2005 12:56 pm
An Ode to Unrequited Love


When my eyes first found you
my heart pounded harder than before

I dreamed of endless possibilities
of pleasures we had in store

When I first touched you
I shook and my mouth went dry

I couldn't speak a word
no matter how hard I'd try

How things so quickly went bad
even though I wanted you near

You'd leave me for another
and that was my greatest fear

You hurt me and rejected me
everytime I pulled you closer

I guess I should have known
never put my dick in a toaster.


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mehappy4u21 53F

7/26/2005 4:22 pm

Dammit, I knew it couldn't be true... An honest humble peak into the inner workings of a sickly humorous comedic heart... I thought not... LOL...


five_speed 41M

7/26/2005 5:00 pm

whew. for just a second I was worried you were trying to give me some of my own "Serious" medicine. With each line my aprehension grew as I fought the building urge to look to the end and see if you ended with a joke... I was really worried!!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/26/2005 5:08 pm

You had me. I was sitting here thinking someone had stolen the TDA that we all know and love. I should have known better. Laugh, I truly love the insanity that is you.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

7/26/2005 5:55 pm

I, too, was wondering what was up with the touchy feely stuff. That poem was orgasmic. In an electroshock therapy sort of way.


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/26/2005 6:42 pm

Must have missed the reference maual"Safe Sex With Appliances For Dummies" ....Barnes&Noble in the do-it(to)-yourself section....
Check out "S&M with blenders" chapter...it shreds!!!


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/26/2005 7:34 pm

In the words of Heywood Banks:

I don't like to brag and I don't like to boast
But the thing that I like most is
TOAST

*curtsies*

"Lil"


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/26/2005 8:04 pm

That was so touching, TDA. I know how you feel...

I once got rejected by a washing machine. Damn that spin cycle!

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five_speed 41M

7/26/2005 8:24 pm

i love that song, Lil!

"take a piece of bread and put it in the slot, push down the lever and the wires get hot! I get toast!"


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
7/26/2005 8:36 pm

TDA - you never cease to amaze me...maybe thats why I love reading your stuff - next time try the vcr so you can use the remote....


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/26/2005 8:58 pm

That was so beautiful till the end,, and here I thought you wrote something for me , *)

Agrre with Huny Dumbass lol

Blonde


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/26/2005 9:01 pm

Hey thanks for the warning I was going to sex the toaster.

that would have been a shockign experience, or just crumby.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:47 am

Huny I gave it a shot. Live and learn I always say. Now pass me the burn cream will ya?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:48 am

LOL MeHappy...you didn't actually think for a moment I could play it completely straight did you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:49 am

5 speed...I have will power. LMAO

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:50 am

Daphne thank you. I was going to play it straight...I just couldn't. I'm sure I could be serious. Probably.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:51 am

LMAO newlevel, had the same effect on me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:52 am

14u I saw the section...I just misunderstood the Do it yourself part.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:54 am

(drumming on toaster as Lil sings)Yeah Toast!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:55 am

F&F my heart goes out to you. I really can't gripe about the spin cycle. Thanks to entanglement I gained 2 full inches

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/27/2005 5:56 am

Yeah Toast!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:56 am

Hmm sin you may be on to something here...hmm remote.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 6:10 am

LMAO Blonde. I try to be serious I really do...it's just so difficult. I take nothing seriously I guess. Except for an ex's lawyer of course!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 6:11 am

LOL PNS public service is my goal. Well, that and maybe sex in this century.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 6:11 am

Polly trust me, the experience is over rated.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 6:34 am

LMAO honni...would you now?

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AltumHunksUnite 53M

7/27/2005 7:02 am

Well, it's okay to stick it in the toaster. Just make sure it's unplugged, and don't push the handle down. Problem solved.

NAMTLA... National Man-Toaster Love Association.

Let me drive. I like the view


rm_CookieLips2 61M

7/27/2005 7:21 am

You got me there! I thought, wow, he is going to be serious for once....NOT! For the ladies sake I hope that your loaf is feeling better.............I heard that strawberry jam works wonders.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 7:53 am

Cleavis thank you. When NAMTLA sent me their literature I tossed it. I gotta start reading my mail! Hell I may have tossed a burn ointment coupon.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 7:55 am

Heh Heh Heh cookie...me be serious? Will try the jam thing. How much do I put in the toaster? Half a jar seems right.

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

7/27/2005 11:33 am

Where did you find the toaster that does bread sticks? Mrs. Bairds?


Sweetcox69 47M

7/27/2005 4:36 pm

I do waffle irons myself - toasters are sooo passe -- really people get serious - toasters Hyaahahahahahaaaaa


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:03 pm

Haven't found one yet. Been thinking about bringing in a 220 line and see how that works out.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/27/2005 6:17 pm

I almost teared up on the passion of that lovely poem! LMAO talldark, you are such a nut! Gotta love ya!

DustStormDiva


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/27/2005 10:11 pm

2 full inches, eh? Does that mean you are up to 3 now? Well, Helllooo, big guy!

Too funny, TDA!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 6:42 am

Sweet I tried the waffle iron thing. I still sport the little squares...not really a good look ya know?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 6:43 am

Diva...gotcha!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 6:44 am

F&F...OK I'll come clean...2¾ inches. Hell, when I walk around naked...even pygmies make fun of me. Dammit.

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Sweetcox69 47M

7/28/2005 8:14 am

Well TDA I know the look is not the best but the sensation those little squares create with the ladies is beyond ecstasy. Especially when preceded by some dining on a freshly waffled cock all smothered in Maple Syrup and Margarine first thing on a cold Canadian winter morning -- ambrosia or what?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 9:02 am

Thanks sweet for revealing another one of those closely guarded Canadian Sex Secrets. I'll try it. I wonder if my George Foreman Grill will work as well?

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/28/2005 10:48 pm

Pygmies!... where do you come up with this stuff? Too funny!

I'm having a hard time keeping up with you, TDA!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/29/2005 5:56 am

F&F I was dropped on my head at birth...then daily for 3 years. You're keeping up just fine.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/29/2005 5:17 pm

LMAO... only 3 years? I would've guessed at least 5! (Just playin.)

I must say, I do love your wacky sense of humor! You always make me smile!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 9:26 am

My pleasure F&F. BTW...it was 5

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