AFF Bloggers Anonymous Has Formed ! No Spanking.  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/16/2005 1:10 pm
AFF Bloggers Anonymous Has Formed ! No Spanking.

womenlooking4fun (my sugar daughter Jezebelle) has cried out for aid and I hear her cries. She is also spearheading a program that may get me tortured, butt kicked, and other misc abuse. Which I don't mind telling you all sound pretty damn good! However...good old boy that I am...I am launching the AdultFriendFinder Bloggers Anonymous!

TallCo® is rapidly developing the all NEW Bloggotine™ patch which may offer some relief. We tested it on our lab animals (my cousin Dewey and neighbor Roy) and found they did not blog at all. However, both masturbated excessively. But considering they always do that, it looks like a successful test to me.

Patches will soon be available and may be worn on the bare skin. Custom fittings are available upon request.

DISCLAIMER: Male blog addicts are just S.O.L., side effects to custom fitting may include boobie bruising-leg humping-and additional boobie bruising. No more than 37 patches may be worn at one time.


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LoveHandles686 68M

8/16/2005 5:07 pm

I do say old man, I think you have misplaced your tank top again. You certainly seem to have waaaay to much free time on your hands.


ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/16/2005 6:28 pm

Dear Tall...I have some questions about these patches. 1. Are they water proof? 2. What's their life span as far as stickage is concerned? 3. Are they edible? (Thinking it might be a fun creative activity during sex!) 4. Are there any known side affects? 5. Is a physical examination required before purchasing these, if so, what's the cost of the examination? 6. Do they come in a variety of colors, strength and sizes?

I'm sure I have more questions but I can't put them in here right now. I MUST get back to my blog!

(*Giggling Hysterically*)

Hugs!

EM4M


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/16/2005 6:34 pm

I'm curious...no, not about what you're thinking...I was wondering about the technology behind the anti-blogging patch.

Is it an improvement on the last generation of thumbcuffs? Or is there a chemical release that somehow heals the broken connections in our brains that cause us to blog? And will wearers of the patch still be D&D free?


mnfun952 102M

8/16/2005 8:17 pm

If blogging is wrong... I don't want to be right!

I mean, where else can you express yourself like this: A Memorial Day Weekend Party Turns Interesting...


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
8/16/2005 8:43 pm

Masterbation as a side effect to not blogging? Hmmm, is there a patch to eliminate both habits or do I need to patches?


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/16/2005 9:45 pm

Just slap one on my forehead and let me go out into the real world for ten minutes.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/16/2005 11:15 pm

I am not into a patch ,more into your punissshment muhahahahaha


SexyMac25 30M
99 posts
8/17/2005 5:35 am

PLZZZ VISIT MY BLOG, IM NEW TO IT AND I NEED PEOPLE TO HELP ME GET THE BALL ROLLING
SexyMac25


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/17/2005 8:20 am

blogging patches? think I would rather have the nasty habit in this case. where would we be without your daily insight?


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

8/17/2005 10:17 am

will my skin still glow if I don't blog?

( can we still punish you- evil grins? )

TTFN


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:00 am

Lioness as long as you have your ticket you're fine. If not...back of the line.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:03 am

Jezebelle...LMAO you're being naughty...AGAIN. Here's YOUR punishment, I'm taking KJ shopping, yep shoes, accessories, jewelry, the works...PLUS...I may not make a sandwich for you! So there!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:05 am

Lovehandles...thank you for reminding me that I have no life...just when I was starting to feel good about meyself too. Deep sigh...I'm going back to my email and look at boobies.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:14 am

EM4M let me address your questions in the order received.

1. They are NOT water proof. Do not wear them in the pool, shower, tub, or in fire hydrants.
C. The early models do not stick that well. We suggest you use a thumb tack or staples to keep them on.
6. They are edible but available in one flavor...canvas.
r. There were early side effects but they are minor. Sheila Glickman reported that she grew hair on her testicles but I suspect it was there already.
‡. I suggest a complete exam before you buy. Place a piece of paper on your boobs and do an etching. Send me the etching to insure a proper fit.
A½. The only color is Idaho taupe. The standard dose is 500 mg. And they are one-size-fits-all.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:27 am

Hardly, we developed Bloggotine® after identifying the chemical imbalance that causes blogging. Women deficient in the hormone Spreadathighsin tend to be bloggers where women who have high levels of Penetracinol do not blog.

In males, those with high levels of the hormone Nonookieatol are avid bloggers and the males with the presence of Shotawadinol tend not to blog...they sleep a lot. Hope the scientific jargon didn't lose you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:28 am

Thanks Mn for the comment and the trailer.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:35 am

Bella I'm thinking a custom fitting is in order here. One cannot be too careful when it comes to side-effects.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:35 am

Saint...slappage it is. Wear a headband...who'll know?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:36 am

OK, punishment for Blonde's patch it is!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:40 am

Traveling the grandma issue is a BIG problem in my family too. I am developing a drug, Greyvagaway™ that may help. I'll keep you posted on this one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:40 am

Ooooh Honni...no patch. I've always loved Kojack!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:45 am

SexyMac25...I did visit. Where do I begin?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:46 am

No patch for Huny...another Kojack...WooHoo.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:47 am

Thanks Sin...now if I could develope a little Kenny addiction patch...

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 11:48 am

Princess it doesn't glow. LMAo...i run pretty fast ya know.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/17/2005 5:50 pm

TDA- Where do I sign up? What can I say... I'm an addict, and I'm proud of it!
However, I also have a few questions:

What do the physical exam & the fitting entail? Could be very interesting, ya know!

Are you saying that bloggers don't have enough sex? (That's what I got from your response to HardlyYours). Because, if that's the case, I'm here WAY more than I should be!

If one of the side effects is excessive masturbation, what happens if you're already an avid masturbator? (I'm not talking about ME, of course. A...ummm...friend of mine wanted me to...ummm...ask).

And, last but not least, I love the t-shirt in this pic! Where would I get one? (Again, my friend wants to know).

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/17/2005 5:52 pm

Oops! The t-shirt is in the next blog! My bad! Hey, give me some credit... I am blonde you know!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:11 am

F&F the exam is combined with the fitting. It shouldn't take for than a few days though. It involves some lotion, rose petals, candles, jacuzzi, barbed wire, and an ear wiggling midget.

All bloggers need more sex! I am here to help.

Masturbation is not really a side-effect. Unless, of course, you're doing it wrong. Always stand or lie straight.

The T-shirt is FREE after the exam.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 7:12 am

That's OK F&F because I'm not answering this comment.

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BEACHBNDBABE 43F

8/18/2005 4:16 pm

thanks for being so entertaining. i believe womenlooking4fun is right you need to be spanked.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 5:02 pm

My pleasure beach. Who am I to argue?

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/18/2005 11:04 pm

TDA- Sounds like a great way to spend the weekend! Mmmm, I love the way you think! Barbed wire & a midget? My kind of party! (We're not limited to one fitting per person, are we??)

I agree, you can never have enough sex! So, what time should I expect you?

Thanks for your masturbation expertise. LMAO (I'll be sure to tell 'my friend' your techniques. Or, maybe I should just SHOW her? That sounds like more fun!) *wicked smile*

PS. I'll be expecting my t-shirt in 4-6 weeks.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:02 am

F&F...A weekend...as in singular? No way. We're talking several days here. Besides, booking a highly trained midget always involves multiple days. They're union ya know.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/19/2005 4:25 pm

TDA- Oops, my bad.
You're right, any job worth doing is worth doing right! So, what month is good for you?

<.... checking my calendar...>

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