A Permanent Way To Rid The World Of Terrorists  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/8/2005 6:43 am
A Permanent Way To Rid The World Of Terrorists


Do not think for a moment that I am trying to make light of the World's Problem with terrorism. I'm not. However, I see this situation as having but 2 options.

Option A
Watch the news daily and take everything I see and hear to heart. Become extremely paranoid and depressed. Take drugs to fight the depression.

Option B
Acknowledge the problem, sympathize with the victims, and hope the people who can make a difference will.

I'm the first to tell you Option A has merit. Lord knows I have my problems and the drug thing does have some appeal. Obviously I have trouble focusing and drugs would help that. But as a fellow on the Late Show said...there are side effects. Like for example your wiener quits working.

Hmm, let's see. No drugs...paranoid, depressed, and no focus. Drugs...not paranoid, not depressed, and focused but with a limp wiener. OK...so now I'm focused. On what? The fact that I have a limp wiener? Now I'm depressed and paranoid again. Up the med's.

Granted, I'm not the sharpest nail in the box, but this med's thing doesn't look too promising. Not that my wiener particularly has any engagements he needs to be alert for...but one never knows. I think Option B works a bit better for me. OK...so what is a solution?

How about this...everyone in the world chips in a couple bucks. We buy an island. Someplace nice. We build many cities. Install subways, mass transit, everything a metropolis would require. We stock the island with food, beverages, clothing, electronic toys, and vehicles...all American and British made.

We buy tickets for all the terrorists and let them blow this place up. We rebuild it every time they do. We'll even throw in those cute Dubya dolls. Who doesn't love seeing those things fly through the air?

Now here's the kicker that makes this plan work...we look for volunteer virgins and offer them to these pinheads...UP FRONT. No need to visit your maker to have virgins! We got 'em now!

By the way...if you're one of 77 virgins for a terrorist in the next life...what exactly is the incentive to remain a virgin?

This plan may need some work.

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abc987655 51F

7/8/2005 12:03 pm

I think we need an option C - build the island, send all the terrorists there, and leave them! Let them blow one another up.

And is there any bigger incentive NOT to remain a virgin than being saved for said terrorists in the next life?


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/8/2005 1:38 pm

If it's drugs you're looking for ... I'm waiting for the green light from the FDA on myself. Hopefully your HMO or PPO will cover my expense. If not, the barter system IS alive and well.

"Lil"


sexyeyes375 47F

7/8/2005 1:47 pm

77 virgins for terrorists... lets assume they are all women.. (for simplicity).. there has never been that many women all together to counteract this kind of violence/terrorism before or even in any political arena.. so.. the possibility of overtaking the horny bastards and blowing them up (pun intended) is quite a reality here. I think you may be onto something... call the pentagon..


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/8/2005 2:51 pm

Amen! OK, we have a C...looking for D.

Thanks abc

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/8/2005 3:07 pm

Lil, Ted Kennedy said he's all over this.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/8/2005 3:08 pm

Sexy...in my upcoming election I was looking for a State Department Leader. It's yours.

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rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
7/9/2005 8:30 pm

You probably need old men like ourselves ... to stop all the female suicide bombers whose families got eradicated with our chippendale asses. Just to be sure: Bring some gay, bisexual virgins and sheep, too.

Btw.: The British and American are actually living on an island world somehow. The island scenario in fact _is_ one of your problems.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/10/2005 3:54 pm

I only know of one virgin on this site. Good luck recruiting him.


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
7/11/2005 6:16 am

Now, Mister, at 94 you mean to tell me that weiner was still working? ~evil grin~


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/11/2005 7:20 am

LOL affbreak...among our problems. I figured if all the products were made by us and the Brits...insures the island will be a target.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/11/2005 7:21 am

Keith...we'll have to look elsewhere I fear

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/11/2005 7:24 am

Your Majesty...OK! So I use popcicle sticks as splints and add some plaster of paris. My secret is out!

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14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/11/2005 1:20 pm

Hey now! THX for stoppin' by! Ditto the "no-post viewers",they could
be spies,but you didn't hear that from me....You know, just because
I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me!!!

PS-mail me for a new foil hat design that works on x&ka band radar
AND laser...with GPS cloaking!!
PSS was never here.......


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/11/2005 1:32 pm

See what I mean? I didn't put those X21A7mod0's** on my last post,they
must have follo.......uh oh, gotta go, I hear a helicopter outside...

**yellowhead nanotechnology surveillance icons


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/13/2005 5:29 am

14u I understand completely

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/13/2005 5:30 am

14u...you mean they as in the Oprah Police??

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