A Penis By Any Other Name Is ... What Is It?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/14/2005 5:22 am
A Penis By Any Other Name Is ... What Is It?

A few months back I wrote a blog about Mr. & Mrs. private parts. It seems everyone names their private parts. I know I do. Introductions should come first, little Kenny world. World, little Kenny. Absolutely everyone I have ever spoken to names their privates. Why?

I have heard the male member referred to as:

The armless horseman
One-eyed worm wearing a turtleneck
The throbbing python of love
Kong
The shootist
Dickie wearing the dickie

Women do this too.

Ms. Clitty
Clitty liter
The tunnel of love

Just why do we do this? I'm sure that there is a psycological reason for this. I just have no clue as to why I feel compelled to be endeared to a sex organ. OK kids, what is yours named and why?


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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
10/14/2005 6:08 am

sorry they are unnamed

WyvernRose


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/14/2005 6:58 am

Nothing cute, I call mine, my goody.

DustStormDiva


HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/14/2005 7:03 am

Never had a formal christening ceremony, but I'm considering a few:

- Pinky, as in Pinky and the Brain
- The Wobbly Warhead
- Mr. Giggles (for the reaction he gets from women)
- ATM (for withdrawals from the sperm bank)
- Excalibur (okay, just my fantasy)


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/14/2005 7:07 am

Hi, my name is Disgruntled. I am going postal from the lack of special deliveries to my P.O Box. (I am getting my rifle oiled up and ready to go)


Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/14/2005 7:11 am

Well, being this is my first time(E looks around the room all ashamed) visiting your Blog, I apologize for not looking sooner. My dear sister saintlianna told me to look in and she was right, great Blog!

Back to the name-Being I live in Germany, I call it "pimmel", a common nickname for pecker.

Why, hell i don't know, cause it needs a name I guess, being my best freind and all you know. But the damn bastard has gotten me in all kinds of trouble over the years!

Anthrax


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

10/14/2005 7:35 am

Man do I feel left out. I've never named my body parts - only my toys. (sobs pathetically) Maybe counseling will help?


digdug41 49M

10/14/2005 7:51 am

roflmao at your intro of kenny. mine's called jimmy and once he digs you'll know you've been dug out well not you of cousre TDA but you know what I mean

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/14/2005 7:57 am

mr.Dong-someone gave me the name n it stuck,lol


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 8:04 am

Wy...how can this be?

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dano6332 56M

10/14/2005 9:35 am

mmmm hate to destroy your research but never named it

I am proud of you or putting little Kenny out there for everyone to meet.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
10/14/2005 10:00 am

I've never named mine. But... did come up with possible name ideas during a conversation with somebody from blogville. The only offered suggestion that didn't make me shudder was "Fluffy". i laughed and say 'no way' but after hearing the other choices... it didn't seem so bad.

Any suggestions?


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/14/2005 12:05 pm

Mr. Snuffleupagus


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/14/2005 1:23 pm

Glow worm???? Oh that is too good to pass up.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:02 pm

Diva...does goody have 2 shoes?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:03 pm

LMAO Hardly go with Excaliber! Regal yet intimidating.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:12 pm

Dear Disgruntled:
Have you considered a Special Delivery package? Or maybe a fellow carrying a really large sack? I'm sure you can have your problem licked. OK, I'm out of Post Office clich├ęs.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:14 pm

E welcome and thank you for stopping in. Pimmel is a common name for a pecker. Hmm, here it's Woody Wood.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:15 pm

Lil I highly recommend it! I penciled you in for Monday. Work for you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:17 pm

Huny I have ESPN that's how I knew about MzClitty. Glow worm huh? LITTLE glow worm...ouch. Accurate, but ouch.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:27 pm

LMAO Dig...you scared me there for a minute. You know how against cock fights I am.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:28 pm

Method...Mr Dong heh? I would have guessed Sears Tower.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:29 pm

LMAO Tip whatever do you mean?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:30 pm

Dano, as you know, I am here for the public service. Thank you for the acknowledgement.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:31 pm

LMAO Sil very clever!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:36 pm

Kitten I have given this a lot of thought. Fluffy is OK I guess, I was thinking more along the lines of Sagacious Kitten.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 4:37 pm

Saint run with it.

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MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
10/14/2005 5:09 pm

Mister Happy sometimes favors the moniker, Little Elvis, particularly when he's got his Rock on.

This handle is doubly apropos when circumstance calls for coitus interruptus, followed by a hasty gathering of garb and window egress: "Elvis has left the building!"

In the spirit of Comment Whoredom, may I mention that I Posted to this very topic in, Yar! Attention on Deck, all ye Rascally Fuccaneers!!!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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XesSex03 50M/49F

10/14/2005 8:03 pm

Still trying to evade "Inchworm". How bout "The mighty INCHWORM"?
Mr. Xes


XesSex03 50M/49F

10/14/2005 8:04 pm

Darth Pepi


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/15/2005 7:59 am

Never named mine , but I call his "Dessert"


BaronessK 52F

4/16/2006 2:53 pm

Never had to name any body part...mine are always around, and usually (with the right guy) don't have to say a word (wink, rub, hummmm no wait that's later....). He doesn't have a name for his (that I know of) and I don't name anything of mine (well, kids, but you have to be able to holler something at them so they don't get mixed up more than being my gene pool already did). Friend of mine said Herman, from Robin Williams thing about Herman goes to the Circus. Guess whatever flips my friend's 3 rings.


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