A Close Look At The World ... As We Blog It  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/26/2005 11:55 am
A Close Look At The World ... As We Blog It

I know that many of you are sitting there, waiting for your blog to post, and wondering...how does where I live compare to the rest of the bloggers in the world? I know you're thinking that...I can hear you.

One good side-effect to having no balls is now I waste no time on my sex life and can focus elsewhere. Let's be realistic here. I had a non-existant sex life WITH balls...how much worse can it get?

I cruised around this morning and oogled stats from all over the planet. I came to some conclusions too I don't mind telling you. But first, let's have a look at the stats, shall we?

Blogs by region, blogger, & comment total
AFRICA - Freelove999 - 1519
ASIA - asianlady4love - 897
AUSTRALIA - wyvernrose - 1952
CARIBBEAN - LeFemmeKate - 40
CENTRAL AMERICA - PrincessKarma - 92
EUROPE - Papy - 3745
MIDDLE EAST - trili - 122
CANADA - Sexyfitwoman - 6370
U.S.A. - Mzhunyhole - 5370
SOUTH AMERICA - linda chave - 102

Quickly it becomes painfully obvious that Canadian women have WAY too much time on their hands. U.S. women have WAY too much time on their hands. European women have WAY too much time on their hands. In fact, if you add the top 3...the rest of the world have WAY less comments. Hmmm. Same holds true for 1 and 2.

Now something is afoot here kids and something has to be done. I am therefore volunteering myself as Ambassador of Blogville Assisting Canadian & U.S. Bloggers Longing for Optimum Gratification. Yep A.B.A.C.U.S. B.L.O.G. is formed.

I will personally visit these young ladies and avail myself to them in an effort to releive their 'pent up tension' and 'Needs'. You know what? I need to serve all of humanity! That's right, you heard correctly!

Ladies...need a ball-less wonder? I'm your man! Or eunuch...whatever. Call me...I'll be there.

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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/26/2005 12:32 pm

... LOL! maybe they just write faster than average ...??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 12:48 pm

Freelove...no question about that. But I'm thinking there must be more...

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/26/2005 1:00 pm

You lie! I bet you wouldn't set foot in Pennsylvania, even if I begged you.

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:02 pm

Tom that was covered up for years. The Canadian Hockey Lobby is very strong and pulled the Pope in with the promise of free Maple Leaf tickets and told him he could have all the teeth on the ice after a match. The Tooth Fairy commited to $1.00 U.S. per tooth. That tidy sum bought him a villa in Cannes. A lot of people don't know this.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:30 pm

Saint...I never lie. I said I'll be there when you call. I always answer my phone. Pennsylvania is less scary than Indiana. At least ya'll have history. All we have is the world's 9th largest cat turd.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:26 pm

Honni I'm here!!! YoooHooo Over here!!

Oh geez...here i go again

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digdug41 49M

8/26/2005 2:47 pm

yeah talldark I agree with you the females write there asses off sometimes its better than the latest james patterson novel in blogland

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 3:18 pm

Dig it is impressive. I am quite amazed. Oh course, being the wallflower I am, I'm always lost for words.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 3:20 pm

LMAO you could huh Jiggly? Not planning on squirting WonderGrow in that area were you?

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MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
8/26/2005 8:38 pm

Jesus Saves, but the Pope's your man when you're on the wrong side of a Power Play!


Curious exactly what sort of beads that ABACUS is strung with.

I keep tossing tennis balls for my dog up the hill, but they persist in rolling back toward the patio. Does this mean I've balls less wandered?

Wow, 9th largest you say? No shit, that’s very impressive...


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



lifeisablast333 53M

8/26/2005 9:34 pm

dress warm it's cold in canada....funny stuff

rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
8/26/2005 10:37 pm

Oh head swami, I perceive a potentialy case of permanent perching overwhelming AdultFiendFinder.com, where they be watching and swooping from time to time but...

...have little intention of doing anything more than maintaining a permanent roost and cackling back and forth.

sexyeyes375 47F

8/26/2005 11:38 pm

You shall indeed be canonized for your good deeds and self sacrifice, TDA ... what will you wear under the robe ..? all saints wear robes .. don't they?

rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
8/26/2005 11:47 pm

My buddy out west, swami luckywithladeez offers you guys some female arousal tips so you can get off the perch and into the sack:

From the master of female manipulation, my buddy luckywithladeez:

How To Stimulate a Woman by luckywithladeez


Foreplay is a fundamental part of the whole lovemaking experience. Most men and women experienced in sex will agree that the best sexual encounters should include long and sensual foreplay. A more attentive form of foreplay will bring increased pleasure to both partners, and make any sexual experience more satisfying.

Both partners need a little extra spice to get fully aroused and achieve maximum pleasure. The man may need to prolong foreplay to get an erection and the women will usually need the same to become properly lubricated. There is no such thing as spending too much time on foreplay. The trick is to start intercourse when both partners are fully aroused and having a hard time controlling their desires from foreplay.

Foreplay includes a range of activities such as undressing, kissing, petting, and oral sex; but you can add your own thoughts to the list. Sensitive foreplay is so important to good sex because it will help both partners enjoy sexual intercourse more, and it will especially help women reach orgasm more often. Most woman need prolonged stimulation in order to reach a complete arousal, and foreplay will provide them with the required encouragement.

There is no such thing as the definitive foreplay; it is not about pressing the right buttons in the right order. It is about understanding what makes your partner tick and supplying those things that make the experience exceptionally pleasurable. There are many ways to give your partner extreme pleasure, and it all begins in the brain. Compliment their appearance or other attributes, especially if they have a low confidence level; show them that you care about them and what they enjoy.

Creating the right environment for sexual intercourse is all about paying attention to the details, which is especially important at mature stages in the relationship. For example, make sure the room is warm, the lighting subdued, and the appropriate music is playing. Once the mood is right, take the time to undress each other slowly, because the act of removing your partner's clothes can be an important part of successful foreplay. Many find that undressing increases the eroticism - stimulating and intensifying the feeling.
During foreplay, go slow; begin by kissing and caressing. A kiss is usually the first physical expression of love and desire, but it is also often forgotten during sexual intercourse. During intercourse, kiss the different parts of your partner’s body, and don’t be restricted solely to the mouth. Most women complain that their partners don't kiss long enough and rush the movement directly to the genital area. Don't be shy to experiment on every part of the body (for example, many women enjoy particular kissing and nibbling attention to the neck and shoulders), and remember to prolong the foreplay with more kissing and caressing.
Another reason foreplay is important is for the learning experience. Foreplay is the perfect time to spend time understanding what your partner likes because without that, you will never understand what they really need to be fully stimulated. Don't be shy; ask for feedback and also give your own. Both partners gain from good communication during foreplay and lovemaking. If words fail you, either SHOW or GUIDE your partner in the direction you want, and encourage them to do the same.


Some women seem to have an incredibly difficult time reaching orgasm during intercourse; that is if they are able to orgasm at all. The most common reason for this is that they don’t know their own bodies. Society has had this brilliant effect of instilling into our minds from childhood that masturbation is sinful, wrong and dirty. Well, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, but all common sense dictates that this couldn’t be farther from the truth.

Thanks to this misconception, many people, especially women, have stopped themselves from learning their bodies, thereby reducing the chances of being able to fully enjoy sex. It is hard for many women to unlearn all that they have been taught, and they often feel that “touching themselves does not bring pleasure”. There is some truth behind that - they are not lying, they do not feel pleasure. However, this is not because there is no pleasure to be felt, just that they have been indirectly taught to not enjoy it. Getting beyond this will take time and patience, so never rush your partner.

If your woman has never had an orgasm (this is often the case if they say, “I think I’ve had one”, you will want to refer to the female masturbation article to get things started. Learning to please a woman who can’t orgasm on her own is extremely difficult, so we highly suggest that you start with getting her to play with herself, and allow her to learn how her body reacts to different stimulus.

The last note has to do with your approach. Orgasms can’t be forced, and the more pressure you put on her to cum, the less likely it is to happen. Take things slow, learn techniques, experiment with them and find what works. If you start getting frustrated when you aren’t seeing results, it will show, and unfortunately make it even harder. Sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable - as soon as you make it too serious, it takes away from the pleasure!

About Orgasms

There are two major types of orgasms a women can have …clitoral and G spot, otherwise known as vaginal orgasms. When masturbating, women usually learn to get themselves off using their clitoris. There is nothing wrong with that, but it leaves the whole world of vaginal orgasms untapped. Many women are unable to climax during intercourse, as they aren’t familiar enough with the stimulation to enjoy it to its fullest extent. While you learn to read your partner’s body signs, it never hurts to ask a question, especially if you are trying new techniques.

Coitus, commonly known as vaginal sex, can be one of the clumsiest ways to stimulate a woman, if done without thought. While it does provide an atmosphere that can be highly arousing, emotionally satisfying and erotic, the degree of stimulation to the woman's clitoral area is nothing compared to masturbation or cunnilingus. One can incorporate manual stimulation to the clitoris during sex, but this is not very necessary if your woman has had vaginal orgasms in the past, and if you know how to hit the g spot correctly. No one wants to involve geometry into sex, but it is wise to know which positions stimulate the G spot the best. In order to help her achieve a vaginal orgasm, you need to make sure you are “hitting” the G spot with each stroke.

Where is the G Spot?

If your partner is lying on her back, then her Grafenberg Area, commonly known as the G Spot, is located roughly 1.5" inside her vagina on the upper wall. The most ultimate orgasms come from a woman having her G Spot stimulated. This area inside the vagina typically has a different texture; ridged (not as smooth) as the rest of her vagina, and when aroused feels spongy. A G Spot orgasm is often associated with the mystical legend of female ejaculation and 15-30 minutes of a euphoric sensation where she is in complete bliss… Don't expect much from her during this time, she is in heaven.

G Spot Technique

With your fingers approximately two to three inches in, move your fingers in even circles all around the inside of the vagina. It generally feels best if you keep consistent, firm pressure along the entire length of the vaginal walls while fingering. You may wish to give a LITTLE extra pressure towards her belly as long as you don't break the steady rotational rhythm. Stop rotating your fingers and rest your fingertips on the (usually slightly ridged) area of the vagina just behind the pubic bone and exert pressure towards her belly (upwards). This is direct G Spot stimulation, and it usually feels best if the fingers are subtly moving. You can move your fingers in small, slow circles, or point your fingers more sharply and rock them back and forth.
An advanced and very successful technique is a combination of the two. Trace the inside of her vagina with your finger(s), while moving in and out. Make sure that your fingertip always hits the g spot on each rotation. Finding a nice rhythm is critical in this technique, and when you get it right, she’ll be asking you how you learned that!

Labial Massage

Place a well lubricated hand over her labia, fingers pointing towards her anus. Pull up toward the navel and alternate hands. Explore the inner and outer lips with your fingers. Pull gently on one lip and then the other. Rub the outer lips gently between your forefinger and thumb, then the inner lips.

Try inserting your first two fingers into her vagina, then arch your thumb back 'hitch-hiker' style and thrust in until your thumb rests against her clitoris. Now wriggle, twist, thrust, and vibrate your hand to drive her wild.

Close But No Cigar

If your partner has a particular spot that they like to have licked or caressed, try doing so very close to but not quite on that spot. This trick will make them take longer to reach their orgasm, but they will likely have a much stronger, more powerful orgasm when they finally do.

Push Here to Start

Gently insert one finger deeply into her vagina and, when she's ready, insert a second. Then take your thumb and place it against her anus (Don't insert it). Press against her anus while you move your fingers inside her vagina.

Tap Dancing

Place the palm of your hand on her mons (the mound where her pubic hair is), and rest your fingers lightly on her vaginal lips. Rest your thumb on her thigh. Lightly but firmly press your palm onto her mons and begin to move your hand in a tiny circular motion. Your palm should not slide too much over her skin during this process. Rather, her skin should move underneath it. Repeat this process until you have done ten circles. You then raise your fingers and lightly tap her vaginal lips about once a second until you have given her ten taps. After giving the taps, rest your hand for five to ten seconds. Then repeat the whole routine over and over.

Cervix Clock

A woman's cervix can usually be found in the upper rear part of her vagina. The cervix feels like a little dome of tissue, and may also have a small cleft in the middle, like your chin. Carefully stimulate the area surrounding the cervix. Some women may enjoy this and want you to do it more often; others won't.

From the Outside

Lay your free hand over the lower part of your partner's abdomen. Experiment by applying different kinds of pressure with the top hand while fingers from your other hand are inside her vagina.


An excellent way to learn more about pleasing your partner is to rest your fingers over hers while she is masturbating herself. Then do the reverse, with her fingers acting as guides for your own.

Off the Edge

Another form of genital massage can be done by holding a lubricated vaginal lip between your thumb and forefinger. While squeezing just a little, pull your fingers straight away from the woman's body. Your fingers will end up in the air an inch or two above her body. If she likes this, repeat it often.


Ask your partner to help you locate her ovaries. They can usually be felt in the deepest part of the vagina and to the far left or right. Some women will like you to massage this area, others will find it painful. Sensitivity will also vary with her menstrual status.

Proper Invite

Begin with a light, gentle caress that barely touches the inner thighs and pubic hair. Don't go much further until your partner's pelvis begins to arch upwards. Tease and caress until the lips of her vulva invite your fingers to come play.


After applying lubrication, it might be nice to begin with one of the large outer lips. Place the lip between your thumb and forefinger, clasping it at the base where it attaches to the main part of the woman's body. Then run your fingers (or fingertip) from the lower to upper part of the lip, as though you were tracing one side of a parenthesis. Repeat this as long as your partner's feedback is positive.

Crescent Moon

Insert your thumb in her vagina, curl your palm around onto her clitoris, and rest your fingertips on top of her pubic bone. Alternate stimulation between the internal G-Spot, the clitoris, and the external G-Spot\bladder.

Four Directions

With two fingers press firmly up/side/down/side in her vagina, eight times each side.

Gentle Touch and Tickle

Tickle the clitoris extremely lightly.

Healing Thrust

Some women might need and want good, hard, deep, vigorous thrusting penetration. Be sure to keep her relaxed - don't let her get tensed.

Pinch and Pull

Gently pinch and pull on the clitoris.

Rock Around the Clit

With your forefinger make tiny circles, stopping at every 'hour'.

Temple Gate Tease

With one finger, tickle her vaginal opening as lightly as possible.

Tour de France

Orbit your forefinger around between her inner and outer labia from perineum to above her clitoris.

Triple Digit Pet

Use your three longest fingers, with your middle finger gliding along the outside of her vaginal opening and your other two fingers running along the area where her thigh meets her labia.

Twist and Shout

Using one or more fingers, massage in and out while twisting at the wrist.

Her Clitoris

It is located at the top juncture of her inner vaginal lips, a small knob of pink flesh. Women like different amounts of direct stimulation on their clitoris. Some women will adore it if you suck hard on their exposed clitoris, others would shriek in pain. You may encounter a woman who is completely unable to take direct stimulation of her clit; the goal is still the same, but you'll have to stimulate it indirectly, such as through her labia. Often, what is unacceptably rough at first may be fine after she's very excited (i.e., very wet). The fact is, most women need a good bit of arousal before having their clitoris targeted, but once they have reached that point, that's where many women want you to devote your attention.

Her Perineum

The perineum is the area between the vagina and the anus, it is very sensitive for a lot of women and it often goes unexplored. It's made from tissue similar to the vaginal lips so there are a lot of nerve endings there. It also has an element of intimacy that might turn her on. Some girls are scared of or disgusted by anal play, so if this is the case, ease her mind by reassuring her that you are not going to do anything she is against. It's not a part of the body that's normally exposed, so she will feel like she's giving you special privileges, which can be exciting. This area is like any other area you first encounter that is sensitive, stick to a light touch at first and hold off until she's been aroused for some time. For a smoother experience, try using a little artificial lubricant or massage.


Sexual toys are a great way to enhance your sexual experiences. They can vibrate, stay hard, and best of all they don’t get tired. There is no better way to learn how to experience vaginal orgasms then by using a vibrator to help you figure out how to use your body better. If there is a way to stimulate it, there is a sex toy to automate the process and to no surprise this holds true when referring to the G Spot.

More Orgasm

Many men fantasize about the myth of female ejaculation. Well, for starters, its no myth, most women should theoretically be able to have them. The key is g spot stimulation, but all of this is well described in the article on female ejaculation.
Some Ideas on Getting Her There:

First of, we would like to remind you to relax, and not to make her orgasm the purpose behind the encounter. The more of a goal you make it; the less likely it is that it will happen. Relax and enjoy yourselves, as that is the most important part.

The Grind

During Intercourse, you want to increase the pressure exerted on the woman's clitoris. This can be accomplished by rotating your hips just like when you are "grinding" on a dance floor. Try to really push against the front of her groin with the area just above the penis. Rocking back and forth or side to side is a really good way of getting started.
Rule of Thumb

With the woman sitting on top, the man should lie flat on his back, pelvic tilted upward, and stomach muscles tightened. You want to arch your hips upwards to improve the quality of “the Grind”; this can be achieved easily by putting a pillow under the man’s bum. He then should put his hand over the woman’s pubic region, and place his thumb on the woman’s clitoris. While the woman is riding her partner, he can simultaneously stimulate her clitoris.

T Position

With the woman lying on her back, the man should lie perpendicularly (i.e., at a right angle to her, thus forming the ‘T’, while straddling the woman’s far leg. Depending on the woman’s flexibility, this can be a great position for deep penetration, while exposing the clitoris for manual stimulation. This double stimulation is very gratifying and can often lead to the big “O” really quickly.

The Maximizer

The woman lies on her back, legs tightly held together. The man lies on top, or stands/kneels, in front. Instead of being directly in line with her, the man should be at a slight diagonal. Both of her legs should be over one shoulder, or on one side, of his body; he should begin penetration. This position is designed to maximize female clitoral stimulation and is easiest to perform with the man standing or kneeling (i.e. the woman should have her legs hanging off a counter, couch or bed).

Using Sex Toys

Sex toys can be used in virtually any sexual position, and thanks to the creative people who design toys, if you can think of a toy, chances are its already made. Feel free to visit our online store to view all of the products, or follow the links below to find products designed to increase stimulation during intercourse. If you have never used a sex toy, you can read our article on using vibrators and our article on sex toy care.

Vibrating Clitoral Suckers

This class of products works as follows: put the cup part of the toy over the clitoral area, squeeze the pump a couple times to build up some suction, then turn on the vibrating egg, which is generally attached to the cup. The suction is great because it draws more blood to the clitoris, making it more sensitive, as well as it keeps the toy hands free. It can be used during intercourse to add incredible sensations, but some varieties may prove a little bulky for some positions.

For those of you who are looking for something with a little more functionality, we recommend getting a regular vibrator. The can be held in place during intercourse to stimulate whatever you want, they can be inserted anally, and can be used on their own as well. They are available in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and purposes.

Vibrating Cock Rings

This class of products is ingenious! The toy is basically a ring with one or more vibrating eggs attached. Simply slide it down the shaft of the penis, turn on the vibrating eggs, and voila, super pleasure for both parties.

rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
8/26/2005 11:48 pm

And here is part two:

More Tips for Better Female Orgasms by luckywithladeez

What happens during climax

After a woman becomes sexually aroused, her heart beats faster while her breathing quickens. Often, she'll tighten various muscles all over her body. Her breasts usually enlarge somewhat, the nipples tend to stand out while the areolas become noticeably enlarged. Some women flush red on their face, neck, and chest. The visible part of the clitoris also swells slightly.

Secretions occur inside and at the opening of the vagina. Her labia flatten and open. The vagina lengthens and widens internally, changing what was a potential space into more of an actual space. These vaginal changes are mainly a result of a rush of blood to the pelvic area -- called engorgement -- which provides a generally pleasurable warmth in a female's genital area.

As her arousal increases, so does engorgement as well as most of the changes mentioned above becoming more pronounced. The one area that doesn't follow this pattern is the clitoris. Instead of continually swelling, it actually begins to retract under the clitoral hood and decreases in length by about 50%. This is a sign that orgasm is imminent for most women, as long as optimal stimulation continues.

The orgasm itself begins with strong muscle contractions. These contractions can be finished within four seconds or last up to about 15 seconds. They tend to occur at intervals of 0.8 seconds. Also, the inner two-thirds of the vagina usually open up even more, while the uterus contracts.

During orgasm, skin flushing generally reaches its maximum. Muscles may keep contracting, and blood pressure, heart rate, and respiratory rate continue to rise. Some women make sounds reflecting the pleasure they are experiencing.

Signs confirming orgasm

Rhythmic muscle contractions occur in the outer third of the vagina, the uterus and anus. The first muscle contractions are the most intense, and occur at a rate of about 1 per second. As the orgasm continues, the contractions become less intense and occur at a more random rate.

A mild orgasm may have 3 -5 contractions, an intense orgasm 10 -15.

The "sex flush" (redness) becomes even more pronounced and may cover a greater percentage of the body.

Muscles throughout the body may contract during orgasm, not just those in the pelvic area.

Some women will emit or spray some fluid from their urethra during orgasm. This is often called female ejaculation.

A woman's facial expression may indicate that she is in pain when she is having a pleasurable orgasm.

At the peak of orgasm the entire body may become momentarily rigid.

What does orgasm feel like?

Women who have never experienced orgasm, and women who are not sure if they have, often ask, "What does an orgasm feel like?" This is a hard, if not impossible, question to answer. Imagine trying to explain to someone what it feels like to sneeze or yawn. Not easy to do. How our senses and brain interpret physical stimuli is subjective, that is dependent solely on the individual's perceptions. Subjective reports frequently mention a sensation of tingling in the spine, brain, and genital areas. While some women relay an experience being on the verge of passing out, others report a level of enjoyment only somewhat less than that of "the earth moving". If a woman has experienced some form of nerve damage, she may not be able to tell if she has had an orgasm.

Female sensual receptors

Although it's true that the entire body is in some way involved during climax, the key sensual receptor will always be the clitoris. Without engaging the "clit" directly or indirectly, there can be no prospect of orgasm. It seems difficult, particularly for men to understand that something as diminutive as the clit could be so vitally important. How could this tiny, almost external appendage be infinitely more sensitive than the vagina itself?

Intuition would make you believe that the lining or walls of the vagina are somehow more akin to the tip penis. Following that logic these two matching surfaces would engage one another during intercourse... resulting in ultimate mutual pleasure, physically and emotionally. Yet for some reason mother nature has played a trick. During intercourse primarily the emotional element comes into play, as the female creates a physical union with male.

There is a simple but not necessarily well known explanation for this circumstance. Unlike the glands of the penis, the vagina has relatively few sensual receptors. Ironically, the deeper the penetration, the fewer the receptors. The relatively few nerve receptors which do exist in the vagina are actually located to the upper third; which in many women may be only marginally sensitive at best.

For a woman to achieve climax the clit must be stimulated in some fashion. This can be accomplished in two ways, directly or indirectly. With the indirect method the males pubic bone may push up against the clit while thrusting during intercourse. Or the penis may rub against the vulva, which because of its proximity to the clip, may result in indirect stimulation. Considering these circumstances it should be evident that indirect stimulation of the clit is not very efficient. It's actually a testimonial to the clit's remarkable sensitivity that indirect stimulation is even sufficient to produce climax for about 30 - 40% of women. Depending on the result of any particular survey.

By most accounts the clit is the counterpart of the tip or "glans" of the penis, with three primary differences: a) the urethra does not pass though the clit. b) it's smaller in size. 3) it's significantly more sensitive due to the greater number of nerve receptors (per square inch) than those found on the glans of the penis.

In this case it should be fair to assume that it's not possible for the majority of women to reach climax solely as a result of intercourse in the missionary position (face to face).

What might be the alternative?

Any position which allows the male partner easy and unrestricted access to the clit. For example: with the male laying on his back, and the female straddling his waist (facing him). In this position it's easily possible for the female to engage in thrusting, while allowing the male to directly stimulate her clit with his fingers.

Another alternative... more secure couples may decide to engage in intercourse with the male entering from the rear. With the female positioned in a forward kneeling position, she would have one hand free. This would allow her to stroke her clit to the point of full climax in concert with the thrusting action of her partner. The Application of this technique may make it possible for the couple to coordinate their efforts of reaching that elusive and highly prized "simultaneous" orgasm.

happilyM 50
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8/27/2005 9:17 am

wow u ever wanna come to Nebraska we are known for our cornfed beef so anything out of the ordinary would please us (also anything out of a farmer pleases us) when they say early to bed early to rise they are not talking about the sun. At 4 am when u are trying to sleep and u have a farmer rising and he wants to play hide the tractor it is surprising there are not more murders commited in my state but we do know how to please our men. It is the cornfed beef it acts as an afrodisiac the men eat the beef and we get to get the amazing protein from their "beef" well I guess I hhave rambled enough come visit and enjoy. I wanna make u r visit awesome so no beef for u strictly farm raised me.

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:20 am

Jiggly remember...I bruise easily.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:25 am

Risky I am presently in negotiations with the U.S. Air Force working out the logistics for some strategic air drops based on the specific demographics, regional terrain accessability, and commonality of availability based on the implied characteristics required in each individual case. In words words...I don't have a clue.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:39 am

Mister P...doesn't sound right does it? Anyways...you are so correct. The Pope has always been the goto guy in a pinch.

The abacus was a gift and it isn't actually strung with beads. They're rat pellets. It's the thought that counts you know.

As far as the tennis balls go...I suggest you stop watching SNL reruns immediately.

Yes, we have many attractions in Indiana. Locally, for example, our zoo just acquired the World's only stripeless zebra. There you go.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:45 am

Life thanks for the kind words and heads up. I no longer have need for a ball warmer so I may fust adapt it as ear muffs.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:47 am

Strip welcome to our forum. A side note...be sure and clean your roost before sitting.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:51 am

Sexyeyes I suppose my sacrifice may be acknowledged one day. That was not the impetus for my actions. I am here for all of you...24/7.

IF I should be recognized I doubt I would were the traditional attire. I'm thinking white T-shirt, white shorts, white socks and shoes, and the cool pointy hat. I'm thinking a humble imprint on the shirt saying...Left hand of THE dude.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:56 am

T I'm packing as we speak. I did not know it is HOT in Canada. However...this is scientific stuff so please to not attempt to influence my judgement beforehand. One question...is there a hospital close to you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:59 am

Happily I will detour on my trek into Canada. One thing you MUST promise though...IF I spend the night...there won't be an early rising farmer next to me will there?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 2:40 pm

Alright...who did I miss??

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PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/9/2005 11:03 am

I hahdn't dropped by in a while... I have the most comments for a Central American blog? WOO-HOO!!

Hope you're feeling better TDA *smooch*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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