A Case of Motivation  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/27/2005 7:33 am
A Case of Motivation


As promised, I will expand a bit more on my Presidential Platform. Today's message, How to Control Politicians.

I have a way to keep these beadieyed pointyheaded little weasels in check. Mind you, it will be a bit costly up front, but the backside savings are immeasurable.

I will secure the rights to a Peter Gabriel song. I will purchases case after case of remote controls and distribute one remote to every household. I will fit all politician's genitals with an Invisable Fence collar. Getting the picture?

Every time one of these bald headed cheek pinchers messes up... ZAP Now we must have some control I think. So all political speeches will be televised in the respective region. One button on the remote is VOTE, the other is ZAP.

During the speech you vote. If the majority wants a ZAP...we play Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey". Then you ZAP. Audio prompts make it easier to ZAP and work the Internet, do chores, or anything else.

I'm guessing fairly quickly political rhetoric will come to a screeching halt. Oh yeah, one more thing. All school system superintendents must be fitted with one too.

Heh Heh Heh...so you want to eliminate the art and music departments so you can buy new football uniforms..."Say hello to my little friend!"

Thank you for your support.

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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/27/2005 8:50 am

I have been playing around with a modified zapper myself. It works great. Now my dick glows in the dark when I flip the switch so no more fumbling for a light.

Speaking of light, I can even use my dick to light up an after sex cigar.

Not to mention when I flip the switch at the proper moment not only does it intensify orgasm it really makes her eyes light up.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/27/2005 11:47 am

Keith you are so clever! My hat's off to you. I'm so embarrassed, all these years I've been taping fireflies on the ole boy.

PS remind me to never ask you for a light.

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

6/27/2005 6:21 pm

Now finally a remote that a woman can agree with, well other than the remote on my battery recharger hahahahaha ZAP I say


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/28/2005 6:12 am

Katey...we're not well. Well, I'm not well I guess is more accurate. Keith is far more sane. And considerate! Imagine, here's a guy that goes through all that just so your eyes will light up. I'm so proud.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/28/2005 6:33 am

Blonde...a remote on your battery charger? A woman after my own heart.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/28/2005 6:34 am

Huny...LMAO...ZAP on girl!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/29/2005 8:52 am

Humbold you hit paydirt! Not only effective at home, but what yucks at award cerimonies! Good idea.

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rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
7/6/2005 5:22 pm

Good Lord, I miss a day (or 2 or 3) and I miss alot...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/7/2005 5:18 am

Ms...you need to keep an eye on the flock. We're totally out of control. I know I am.

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