you might be a redneck if ...  

rm_sweetone244 56F
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6/14/2006 12:44 am

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6/20/2006 8:28 pm

you might be a redneck if ...

you serve sloppy joes at the formal wedding reception.

so I'm off to the land of wheat and cattle (home) to attend a family wedding. The lingerie shower is at grandma's (my mom's)... cringe. Then off to the Bachelorette party which my mom (grandma) is also attending ...of which she mentioned we're going to learn about penis's. WTF? And my mom, she's a very naive, church-going saint ... so this is what all the cringing is about. I'm sure there will be plenty of Boone's Farm to go around - there better be.

So have a good weekend, all. I'll be sure to report how the bouquet catching goes. (I've been practicing).

iluvjbsinaz 55M

6/14/2006 5:51 pm

Ahh, rural America. Memories of my uncle's ranch; chasing cows, fishing and swimming in the creek, harvesting wheat. Good memories.

Have a great trip!

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