Things in Texas  

rm_sweetjoule 47
32 posts
1/2/2006 7:05 pm

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6/14/2006 5:58 am

Things in Texas


Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided told her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. Well let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! They then asked. Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" ARE YOU KIDDING? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Sweet grins and thinks you gotta love TX.

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/2/2006 7:43 pm

If the cowboys scared you I wouldn't want to be with the cowgirls who can take it... I might get lost


rm_sweetjoule 47
10 posts
1/5/2006 7:05 pm

Sweet smile as she nods to art persists..


titsqueezer4u 60M
16 posts
1/7/2006 12:42 pm

Hiya Sweets, nice joke, do YOU visit us Texans often. And when is your next time? Bert


titsqueezer4u 60M
16 posts
1/7/2006 12:46 pm

Hiya Sweets, nice joke, do YOU visit us Texans often? And when is your next time? Bert


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