Chicken Farmer  

rm_sweetjoule 47
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1/11/2006 10:54 am

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10/15/2006 8:17 pm

Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,

what is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

He replies: "Good enough."

Sweet sits back and laughs

lifeisablast333 53M

1/19/2006 10:35 pm

Thats funny.....The Redneck

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