Buttlove hits the grid  

rm_strapondoll 48F
46 posts
10/30/2005 5:41 pm

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3/3/2007 12:05 pm

Buttlove hits the grid

I made an alarming discovery tonight when I went to buy a new sex toy.
A listserve I am on keeps batting back and forth the virtues of men and butt plugs. I’ve become rather fascinated with the idea of one you can inflate and hit to vibrate.
Can’t you just see it?
You’re on your hands and knees in front of me with your shoulders crushed into the bed and face turned to the side, half-buried in the pillows. If I asked you nicely, I bet you’d reach back behind you and spread your cheeks for me. If asking wasn’t enough, I bet tracing a line with my tongue from your balls to and around just the edges of your sweet little ass would be enough.
I wonder what you should lose when I win that either of those bets.
In my mind, the rest goes something like this: between my fingers prepping your tight muscles and my words coaxing you to relax, I slowly slip the tapered little plug into your ass, past those pent-up little muscles, planting that sucker firmly inside you.
I did end up buying one of those flesh-colored smaller plugs with the little air pump and the vibrator, tonight. I found a great deal on it; I was surprised.
I think once I got a plug into you, I’d want you to roll over on your back… maybe with a pillow under your butt and I’d just talk to you, caress you while you got used to feeling something solid filling your ass.
I’d stroke your cock and ask you if you liked it, and what you especially liked, how did it feel… all those annoying female questions we ask. Then, I’d turn on the vibrator a tad. I’d reach down and cradle your balls and run my fingers up and down your perineum. I bet I could feel you rattling with the vibrator right there along your seam under your balls. And no, you wouldn’t be able to work the controls. The controls are for me.
I got such a good deal on this plug that I was thinking I should go looking for one with a remote control. Can’t you see the possibilities? Next time you go with me to get a pedicure, I’d turn it on. In the middle of Walmart, I’d turn it on. At the football game, oh yes, definitely at the football game, I’d turn it on ‒ you on.
When I had you on your back, I’d describe this to you while I worked the settings on the vibrator, higher and then lower. I could lay beside you with my head propped on my hand, watching your face while I turned the vibe down and pumped air into the plug, increasing its size a little bit.
I wonder if you’d moan. I wonder which sensation you would like more, girth or vibration?
This would be the problem with getting one of these with a remote. I wouldn’t be able to increase the size on it the way I will be able to with my new one but that’s OK. Imagine me making you drop your jeans at the front door so can I slip this plug up your ass before we leave. You’d never know when I’d turn it on. Would you look at other women to vex me because you wanted the secret pleasure of having a plug vibrating in your ass? I bet you would.
And that’s the seductive part of this, the secret. You’d be secretly buzzing with the remote-controlled plug. We’d be engaging in the sensual side of the forbidden, private butt sex with the pump-vibe-plug. All for a great deal.
The problem, of course, if that I bought this on Amazon. They sell sex toys now and there is something decidedly alarming about the motor that is Amazon knowing I have a penchant for butt toys especially those used on men. Isn’t it bad enough they know what erotica and literature and nonfiction I like to read?
My god, is nothing sacred anymore?
Next thing you know, they’ll be sending me alerts and e-mails to my straight-vanilla account telling me about new styles of plugs. Oh, I am for new-product knowledge but not at the risk of buttlove permanently recorded in my file. Cuz baby, Amazon never forgets and now, I’m on the grid.
Well, I guess it had to be done. All I can say now, is baby, you’d better enjoy yourself.


AughtMusedSpill 48M

10/31/2005 4:36 am

Glad to see you're back blogging...and I can see you've spent your time away productively! whew...HOT


FunintheSun1966 50M

10/31/2005 5:08 am

I love the way you can project a fantasy into your reader.... having me under remote control... how I imagined the places.. over dinner, while I am trying to sample the wine...oops.. I spill a bit as the wave of pleasure rushes up my spine and makes my arm jerk.. naughty, naughty..


rm_kinkysmoothy 36M

11/15/2005 5:47 pm

awesome blog/mini fantasy, have to admit it peaked my intrest. If your still looking for somoeone let me know my yaho handle is trimm22,got a coupple of pics on that profile too.


yourimp2 56M

11/23/2005 10:05 am

Wow, you are an extraordinary woman. If you're ever goingt to be in L.A. and want to live out your fantasy, you'd have great fun with me. In any case, you are a great argument for cloning!


rm_NightimeCzar 35M

12/1/2005 5:43 pm

i am yours anytime you'd like


rm_erotictoon 47M

12/1/2005 8:58 pm

Whew! I'll admit, you sure got my tool standing at attention. I wouldn't mind bending over for you, sweetie! I've had some womanly caresses back there, but neither tongue nor strap-on cutie has made the dive... at least not yet.

Although I generally prefer to be on the giving end of anal pleasure, I've often fantasized about the receiving end. Is that you in the strap-on photo? If so, where does the line start?

erotictoon


BIGAdventure0000 35M

12/4/2005 9:40 am

wow my ass is rattling by only reading this sexy account! I'm one of those guys who is thrown into involuntary extacy when I'm with a woman who has a male ass-fixation. You know how kittens will curl up into the fetal position and become instantly tame when you grab them by the skin behind their neck? That's me with a dildo in my ass. I love your work! You are my favorite blogger on here and never fail to make me rattle.


whynot_nostrings 34M

12/4/2005 8:41 pm

I will drive there tomorrow for you to do me.


M4OlderFemale2 45M
6 posts
12/17/2005 12:39 pm

I am just north of you in Jax, if you would be interested in chatting let me know. I would love to perhaps meet sometime in the near future! Happy Holidays!


manupforall 58M

1/3/2006 11:54 am

There are better sources than Amazon if you want privacy.

OTOH
Amazon does not likely share their info with anyone if they can help it. That info they collect and keep is worth big money and they want as much as they can get.

Those inflating butt plugs with vibrators are great.

For remote control you can use one of the 'butterfly' type of vibrators made for women (but men like it too) with or without a plug. I don't know of any remote control vibrating buttplug but I will look.


chillchill82 34M

2/5/2006 10:15 pm

Wow...why can't more women see things the way you do. I am sure I speak for many of the guys here when i say bravo...do me anytime you wish.


pussylecker88 59

3/15/2006 5:51 am

Your blog is THE blog.

Just reading your ideas, your cravings, your experiences remotely turns me on. I immediately get the picture of me lying in front of you, face in a pillow, looking to the side and trying to look back to see you...
The feeling of your fingers frist, playing and opening me, preparing for the penetration of my ass....mentally preparing for the pain that goes with the entering of the toy into me, stretching me, the pain is good and is slowly replaced by this feeling of being full and being subdued, leeting go, letting you take charge.

I would do it now, immediately, bent over my workdesk, too...to have the feeling, to ultimately come.

Jesus, this is soo hot.
When I come to the US again, I give you a buzz....

(PS: I have an inflatable plug and lobe it being used on/in me)


man4womentouse 40M

3/16/2006 3:50 pm

god that was fucking hot as hell would lvoe to be the man


taylorhunting 58M
67 posts
6/25/2006 2:34 pm

I would love to have you use it on me....very hot


spud646464 47M/47F
2 posts
9/26/2006 4:52 pm

where do you live??


gatorgr8t2 51M  
9 posts
11/23/2006 11:20 am

take me as your slave i will serve you well!!!!


rm_50blackfoot 59M
2 posts
6/27/2007 6:11 am

my ass is ready for your dildo so strap it on and do me.


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