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I was going to post a few thoughts about pleasuring a pussy in that oh special way... but I think I'm going to go to the pub instead, to get away from this bloody computer. See you later.
11/4/2005 1:45 pm
How did i know you were a Brit?!
You've written 1 sentence and i knew straight away....
Was it the straightness of your cock? (no)
(Like a coldstream guard on parade)
Was it the hairiness of your ankles? (no)
It was one word - a dead give away: 'pub'!!
(Actually it was more than that: it was the irony...the kind of Jack Dee deadpan sardonic tone....we all seem to have it us Brits (well on this site we do)....the ability to take the p out of every pussy preciousness...
And whats more - you're up the friggin road in Somerset! (I bet it's somewhere like Yeovil or Crewkerne)
Enjoy the pub but don't get pissed.....(well...it's Friday night...ok then....you're allowed.....)
2/24/2006 5:33 pm
Actually I'm in Highbridge...|