Happy Father's Day!  

rm_slycynic 48M
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6/18/2006 6:34 am

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8/31/2006 10:01 am

Happy Father's Day!

I wrote this a while back after one of my boys started asking me more and more about the commercials on TV. One Valtrex commercial too many, and I had to vent.

Dearest Dad

Dearest Dad explain to me
what I just saw on T.V.
I don't know what it's all about
but when I pee will blood come out?
You have to know about this dad
should I get max or mini pads?

No, my son don't have a care
you needn't have to worry there
those things they aren't meant for us guys
girls monthly bleed between their thighs

Dearest Dad please tell me why
those pills they say to go and buy
will help that girl to feeling good
to feeling like she really should
one more thing, another question
what is meant by "yeast infection"?

That, my son is never good
sometimes a girl under the hood
will find under some close inspection
a fungus called a yeast infection

Dearest Dad that man seems sad
it looks like he is feeling bad
but now it shows him looking down
with people clapping all around
they will not show just what they see
so what does male enhancement mean?

Yes, my son I will explain
not all us guys are built the same
you take those pills they seem to figure
makes your little weewee bigger

Now, no more TV and off to bed
and remember everything I said
Go give your mom a kiss goodnight
and I'll put you to bed tonight

Dearest Dad I'm now in bed
and mommy kissed me on my head
just one more thing I'd like to know
before you shut the lights and go
I overheard mommy talking about you
so what does erectile dysfunction do?

Son it's time you knew the truth
you need to know while in your youth
to my son I just can't lie
but keep it tween just us guys
in life you don't know what's in store
your mom she is a lying whore.

Sweet dreams, my son.


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/18/2006 6:58 am

LOL too funny!

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