20 things not to say during sex  

rm_skyhigh03 45M
163 posts
12/10/2005 8:35 am

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20 things not to say during sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah..today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/10/2005 2:22 pm

Did I say any of those to you
Silky xx

Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
12/10/2005 4:13 pm

Hehe....very good

Sula xxx

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silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/10/2005 9:07 pm

I did??
I dont really remember talking much
I remember alot of heavy breathing. moaning.. shall i continue

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