20 more things not to say duringgsex  

rm_skyhigh03 45M
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12/12/2005 12:45 pm

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20 more things not to say duringgsex


1. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
2. That leak better be from the waterbed!
3. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
4. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
5. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
6. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
7. No, really... I do this part better myself!
8. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
9. This would be more fun with a few more people..
0. You're almost as good as my ex!
11. Do you know the definition of statutory ?
12. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
13. You look younger than you feel.
14. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
15. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
16. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
17. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
18. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
19. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
20. What tampon?

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