how annoying  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
8/17/2006 2:49 pm
how annoying

the walkway right under my apartment is being jackhammered for resurfacing

I wish they would go away

the noise is interfering with my masturbating

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/17/2006 4:28 pm

My body usually knows what it wants, but my mind is often much more selective. With psychiatric help so expensive and time-consuming, I can't afford to be more than slightly unhappy. But too much comfort makes for a dull comfort zone. Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/17/2006 5:50 pm

I see your problem clearly outweigh my own... I hate noise.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
8/17/2006 5:54 pm

Kinda screws with the focus, doesn't it?


florallei 99F

8/17/2006 10:49 pm

You know SD... I have to be really engrossed in the heat of masturbation and a 82 decimel can really f*****g disrupt that mode...LOL ...You are always so funny...

shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/18/2006 2:33 am

Damn my vibrator is SO LOUD the neighbors think it is jackhammer.
Trade you apartments? At least for an hour or so.

(And yesI have paper wrapped around the batteries)

florallei 99F

8/18/2006 9:45 am


What bloody size is that vibrator Babe? That just sounds really terrifying...wink!!! LOL


I enjoy your blog very much!!!
hugs to You,

hereIam51757 55F
8001 posts
8/18/2006 10:18 am

    Quoting shylena256:
    Damn my vibrator is SO LOUD the neighbors think it is jackhammer.
    Trade you apartments? At least for an hour or so.

    (And yesI have paper wrapped around the batteries)
So, Shylena, is that a secret to get the vibrator to stop making noise? Hmmm... I'll have to try that when I get home from work. Thanks for the tip!

And I DO own a dildo named "The Jack Hammer". Not very adept at using it ~ yet!

*L* sure hope you were able to take care of business anyway!
How frustrating is that? Maybe you could've invited a construction worker up to help? Hmmmmm......????



HeatedCondition 60M
890 posts
8/18/2006 12:22 pm

"the noise is interfering with my masturbating"

LOL!! Don't ya just hate that??


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
8/18/2006 1:38 pm

Hey silkditty You want them to stop jackhammering so you can concentrate on being jackhammered? Maybe you could match their rhythm and find new pleasures through sound waves and building vibrations.

FrankPicasso 52M

8/18/2006 3:49 pm

Jackhammer guy 1: Silkditty's trying to masturbate again ... it's interfering with our jackhammering ... I wish she'd stop!

Jackhammer guy 2: I know. How rude! At least she could do it in the privacy of her own apartment instead of out here on the street!

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/18/2006 4:50 pm

Tis' a pity you BOTH couldn't be "jack-HAMMERING" or even "hammered" at the same time?

o golly gee mcphee! Where's a wolfman (or even a worded one) when you need him?

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/19/2006 12:40 am

Picasso guy made me giggle.
Yes the secret to quieting down your vibe is wrap thick paper around the batteries till they stop. Last year my new vibe came with paper inside as an example. Wish I had known that before.
It is just your general run of the mill "Silver bullet" The trusty vibe that is every girl's best friend.
Never could warm up to the "real life" style ones - I prefer purple or silver. Though after reading Silk Ditty's post about the glow-in-the dark string, a glow in the dark vibe, now that would be something for that special someone.
My birthday is coming up and since my divorce I buy myself sex toys for bday and xmas.... I am now off to surf my favorite site... maybe glow in the dark is not good, but I'm sure there must be something that lights up!

SirMounts 102M

8/19/2006 10:17 am

silkditty... know there oughta be a law. *winking*

shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/20/2006 1:09 am

Late September, why you buying?

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