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My inner child burns brightly.
I needed a child's toy for a belated birthday present and couldn't bear the mall thing. So.
I headed to one of my favorite stores in Hollywood:
La Luz de Jesus Gallery
I can't begin to describe all the strange and funny things in this store. Plus, it has an art gallery, which hosts sometimes intriguing, sometimes groaner art.
But, I will restrain myself to the toy section.
I loved the action figures, some of which included:
-Albert Einstein action figure
-Moses action figure
-Cat/Bag Lady action figure (comes with cats)
-there are many more, you can google Wacko
You can buy Angel Snot, who knew? Comes in a little egg shaped capsule and smells like lavendar.
"Every time an angel sneezes, a pearl is born"
I really wanted to buy the remote control fart maker, but I reasoned that my clients wouldn't think it was so funny.
I confess that I did buy some glow-in-the-dark string. What I envisioned is fashioning letters out of the string, fixing them to a board, and hanging the board above my bed.
The letters would glow in the dark above my bed.
I can't decide what I want the letters to say.
"Fuck Me Hard, Brute"
"Sweet Dreams, Slut"
The idea is sort of like invisible ink. Usually I would be the only one to know of these words above my bed, it would only be the occasional guest who prefers darkness during sex who would witness my message. But the message would still be there, wouldn't it?
Here are a few questions to choose from:
-What secret decoder message would you like in your bedroom?
-What is the last toy you bought yourself?
-When is the last time an angel sneezed on you?
8/18/2006 11:27 pm
-What secret decoder message would you like in your bedroom? Well... it wouldn't really mean anything unless someone else was in the bedroom with me |
-What is the last toy you bought yourself? ...ummm Damn... do DVD's count? How about a DVD player?
-When is the last time an angel sneezed on you? If one did, I haven't noticed
8/18/2006 11:51 pm
i have some toys that i can use on you..i mean bring to u!!|
8/19/2006 6:01 am
A few ideas for your sign:
"Hey! Asshole! I'm down here!"
"Nice, ain't it?"
"So ... come here often?"
"Little more to the left please."
"So ... how's your day going?"
8/19/2006 7:00 am
Seems like the last thing I bought was something that was purple |
8/19/2006 7:13 am
I have a mirror in the ceiling of my bedroom. Etched on it is "WARNING! Objects are larger than they appear."|
♠♥ Boomer ♦♣
8/19/2006 8:33 am
at Frank's quotes |
okay my message - very simple - use me up
i bought the silliest bubble blower wand thingamajig - makes huge bubbles, or a gazillion little bubbles - i love the rainbows in them
an angel gave me a hug on Thursday but she didn't sneeze - does that count?
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
8/19/2006 8:35 am
There was this great store in WeHo on Santa Monica Boulevard....and I can't remember the name of it, but if they didn't have THE oddest, most eccentric and amazing things ever.....*sigh*...sometimes I miss LA.|
Last toy I bought was a little radio that has a frog on the face, and the frog's lips move to the music being played. I listen to it in the morning and, if I'm in a good mood, I sing along with the frog.
8/19/2006 11:14 am
Life can be an interesting, worthwhile experience, from beginning to end. Or, it can be like mine. POT-SHOTS NO. 1579. |
8/19/2006 2:19 pm
i]-What secret decoder message would you like in your bedroom?|
(over the headboard) "If you can read this....then you have your FACE in the wrong PLACE!!"
No, ya can't have it...unless you somehow....uhh...cumpensate me...err...COMPENSATE
What is the last toy you bought yourself?
Do Hooters girls count as toys??
When is the last time an angel sneezed on you?
But I did sayth unto her that if she could make a mess on me, then I'd be able to make a "mess" atop her....in a TIT-alating time and place of MY choosing! LOL
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