Slightly Stunned  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
7/14/2006 2:02 pm
Slightly Stunned

I lost my appointment book.

That's terrible. I've been thinking about sex too much and it's making me flakey, unfocused.

I called the Ballbuster Psychic to see if she could help me locate my missing appointment book, but she wasn't much help. She asked me practical questions like:

"When did you see it last?"

She was with Miss Molasses, who is also a psychic, but all she said was that it was just hidden, not lost.

Anybody could say that.

What good are psychics if they can't help you locate something missing?

I never use psychics myself, though I know lots of women who do.

Mostly the women want to know about their love life, what their lovers are doing, whether their lover is cheating, whether there is a future for them and so on.

Not me. I prefer my love life to be blurry and to remain slightly stunned.

Here are a few questions to choose from:

Do you ever use psychics?

What's the most important thing you've ever lost?

Have you ever neglected business in favor of sex?

Do you ever wish you hadn't taken all that acid in your youth?

Has a psychic ever won the lottery?

(click on photo to enlarge)

leegs55 54M

7/14/2006 2:33 pm

yes to question #3

spacecadet561 59M

7/14/2006 3:56 pm

The most important thing I've ever lost is my mind. If you find it, please send it home.


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
7/14/2006 3:57 pm

I am psychic
Yes, I have neglected work too many times for sex!!!
I was squeaky clean in my youth


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
7/14/2006 4:11 pm

What's the most important thing you've ever lost?

Well I'll give you a few hints.... I had it from the very begining of my life, I lost it to a girlfriend when I was a teenager because she was just so cute and tempting, and I knew as soon as I gave it up that I could never get it back again...

any ideas?


The correct answer is: A Fischer Price "Freddy Bear" One of me favorite toys as a very wee Wordsmith......awwwwww. What were YOU thinking hmmm??

Have you ever neglected business in favor of sex?

Umm....HELLOOO...penmeister and part-time vigorous young cock!! HEEEELLLO!!

Do you ever wish you hadn't taken all that acid in your youth?

Yeah I mean I've still got scars from where those mechanical spiders all stung me and stuff....err....wait...that was Gene Simmons in Runaway not me, but I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Exxxpress last night...surprised you've forgotten already....Miss "I have to hang a silk stocking on the door knob!!"

Oh yeah you may want to check out my latest blog...hint hint!

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
7/14/2006 4:35 pm

Do you ever use psychics? - just my friens

What's the most important thing you've ever lost? my self respect but i found it again - it just took awhile

Have you ever neglected business in favor of sex? no

Do you ever wish you hadn't taken all that acid in your youth? - sorry my synapses are too damaged to evaluate the question

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/14/2006 4:48 pm

First - great pic, I nicked it....

I'm pretty psycho, oops, psychic myself. It's gotten worse since 200,000 of my closest friends have left leaving the spiritual doors wide open on their way out. Dayum the ghosts are thick down here....

I have used a psychic about 30 years ago...most of the time I'm doing the readings....
Most important thing I lost - My roof....

I've cut work, school, play to get laid!!!!!!!!

Acid, LDS? Hell, I'm still trying to replace the hits I lost in the flood....

Hey the PowerBall is at 83 Mill, anyone got numbers?!?!?!

puntachueca 105M

7/14/2006 6:51 pm

First...there's 2 kinds of "lost". One is a gravity function, the other magical. Most stuff is inanimate, meaning it only moves if you move it. The trick is to retrace all your movements backwards to the point where you are sure you had'll be on that path somewhere. Now, there's other stuff that is animate...they move by themselves and hide. Psychics cannot help. If they want to be found they will appear.

There's all kinds of psychics...many are fakes...but the real ones usually have very speific "talents" and this doesn't always work on demand.

The message is you need a new address boook.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/15/2006 12:58 pm

You're everything I want ... but what about all the things I don't want?

It's not enough just to be told that you want sex: please supply more detail.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
7/15/2006 4:16 pm

Yeah, but now I making up for lost time and am losing the brain cells!


free2chose2 66F

7/15/2006 8:00 pm

went to a seance many years ago(birthday/shower event)-said this is my first life as a female
lost a diamond blue sapphire ring
never took acid
don't know if pyschic ever won lottery but
wished one told me I'd win soon and
were correct

Don't worry, be Happy

looking2touch3 67

7/19/2006 11:19 pm

When you call a tele-psychic, WHY do they have to ask your name?

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