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I'm still waiting to hear from someone at Sex Addicts Anonymous. They haven't sent me any brochures yet, either.
There is also something called Sexaholics Anonymous. I'm not sure if there is a qualitative difference between sexaholics and sex addicts.
Sexaholics Anonymous encourages you to come to one of their informational meetings, rather than offering to have someone call you. I thought
about driving to Pasadena or North Hollywood but just felt too lazy and it would have interfered with masturbating.
The idea of sex addicts getting together for a meeting sounds dangerous to me. Like holding an AA meeting in a bar. Wouldn't Suzy just look like a Pina Colada and Bob look like a Heinekin? Sounds like a slippery situation to me.
So, you've got Harry and Peter and Dick and Cookie at an evening meeting. In walks Kitty, wearing fish net stockings and a short skirt. She sits down. She spreads her legs. She's not wearing any panties! Why? Because she's addicted! A pair of handcuffs falls out of Harry's jacket. Dick opens his briefcase and pulls out a riding crop. Soon naked asses are up in the air everywhere. Cookie has Harry's dick in her pussy and Peter has his dick in her mouth. Kitty has strapped on a dildo and is fucking Dick's ass. The evening janitor has dropped his drawers and is jacking off in the corner.
It really is a low point for the Unitarian Church.
And Peter didn't get his one-year chip that night, he had to start over.
I don't know. Seems like recovery might be difficult, but maybe it's a good place to find a date.
3/24/2007 11:16 am
Thats funny. I bet that would be an easy place to find a date. Hilarious.|