Rude Intrusion  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
5/4/2006 4:56 pm
Rude Intrusion

I was driving along, listening to some straight- ahead jazz, when I lost the radio signal momentarily, and another station bled through.

What I heard was a man's voice asking,

"Guess what's in my ass?"

Then the jazz station signal came back, and I lost the voice.

Now, I'll never know what was in his ass.

What do you think was up there?

rm_janie233 51F
48 posts
5/4/2006 5:34 pm

A shoe

HandsomeJimToy2 55M
19 posts
5/4/2006 7:04 pm

Hmmmm.....corn, a half eaten pickle, and a cocktail napkin....who the hell knows.

ilsuconu 56M

5/4/2006 9:54 pm

Probably his head. Now you know where that expression comes from! You know the one: "Hey you! Get your head out of your ass and pay attention! (That was one of my Dad's favorite "commands" to my brother and me!)

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
5/5/2006 7:04 pm

I don't think I really want to know!


ohmybigdaddy 56M
14 posts
5/6/2006 9:07 pm

Hey, I heard that one too. The answer is...his left nut!

nipplepainter 65M

5/6/2006 9:45 pm

A little sh*t & alot of foul smelling hot wind!

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