Poor poor Ken Lay  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
7/6/2006 8:49 am
Poor poor Ken Lay

When I first heard that Ken Lay died, I was going to do a post on dying so young.

About having had so much in life, that it seemed preferable to die than to have it taken away.

About what a loser attitude that was. 'Cause there is always more to learn in life.

I mean, Martha Stewart didn't give up, did she?

No, she spruced up the jail and turned the situation around to her advantage.

Ken could have learned lots of things in jail:

-he could have learned more about Jesus and Mary
-he could have learned how to cook beans in large quantities
-he could have learned that he likes anal sex

and so on

But then I received a bulk email from an astrologer who says that Ken Lay's astrological chart suggests that he faked his own death and has escaped somewhere far, far away.

And reports of his faked death are cropping up elsewhere on the internet. So, the flavor of my post changed

and so

here are a few questions to choose from:

Do you think Ken Lay faked his death?

What other things do you think Ken could have learned in jail?

Do you think that Martha Stewart was allowed to have a vibrator in jail?

What is the largest quantity of beans that you have ever cooked?

Have you ever had anal sex in a room that had one of those pictures of Jesus with the eyes that follow you around?


meerkittykat 42F

7/6/2006 9:25 am

I think Ken Lay was afraid of having anal sex in a room that had one of those pictures of Jesus with the eyes that follow you around.

I hate beans and I love Martha. Forget the vibrator. Martha toted a jeweled strap-on while she was in the pokey.

This post is friggin hularious.


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/6/2006 9:59 am

Well FUCK....I so wanted to see the high and mighty Lay in jail!
I'm so not believing this, he is rotten enough to Fake it!
Probably stashed that 73 million in some swiss account, and will live high on the hog on some bitch... er beach....


wickedeasy 66F  
25363 posts
7/6/2006 10:55 am

no
humility
no
3 quarts
yes



You cannot conceive the many without the one.


NTTs_ilsuconu 59M

7/6/2006 10:59 am

Do you think Ken Lay faked his death?
Aw gawwwd! Not another fake death?!? I swear I didn't have nuttin' to do with it!

What other things do you think Ken could have learned in jail?
how to find look good in dungarees; how to find inner peace with the knowledge that he'd never get the chance to spend what he stole.

Do you think that Martha Stewart was allowed to have a vibrator in jail?
Nah... but she's a creative person. She figured out how to energize cucumbers. She got lots of cucumbers... she's a famous cook, too!

What is the largest quantity of beans that you have ever cooked?
Two cans of Bush's Baked Beans... they were on sale, BOGO, and I had a craving.

Have you ever had anal sex in a room that had one of those pictures of Jesus with the eyes that follow you around?
Nope! Never had anal sex at all. Oh, you mean with a woman? Nope! Never had anal sex at all; and when I have regular sex I try to remember to put the Bible inside the bedside stand drawer!


gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
7/6/2006 11:34 am

Martha never struck me as being a very sexual person.

I am sure someone is going to pay out a very large life insurance policy that will be exempt from suits or tax levys

I shudder to think what kind of pervert would have anal sex w/ Ken Lay.....eeeewwww


IsleOfHugh 61M
2 posts
7/14/2006 6:07 pm

When I first heard Ken Lay had died I thought maybe there really was justice in the world.

My second thought was that he probably faked it. Some poor fucker who looked more or less like him died from an injection of potassium chloride and the coroner and several crooked cops got paid off big time to keep their mouths shut. Bush did his good buddy a favor and got him out of the country (like the Saudis including several bin Ladens right after 9/11) with a new identity. Simple enough when you have piles of stolen money and you're the buddy of a corrupt president.


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