Peeling The Onion  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
4/28/2006 2:31 pm
Peeling The Onion

Standing before you is a woman of advanced years, rich in experience and wisdom. Yet, if you peel the onion, layer by layer, down to the core, you will find a naked girl, picking her nose and sniggering at

fart jokes

I once had a Fart Dictionary that was definitive.

My favorite was the Hic-Achoo-Fart. This is a rapidly sequential one where first you hiccup, then you sneeze, finishing up with a fart.

Other favorites included:

"The Dog Did It" Fart
"The Girls Don't Fart" Fart

Wish I still had the book, but after some preliminary online study, I find the internet rich with resources. There is a website in Finland where you can go and confess your fart stories anonymously.


The reality is that intestinal gas is caused by food that is difficult to digest and can be virtually eliminated if proper attention is paid to diet. I could blow-viate on eating habits.

However, today I prefer to descend to the lowest common denominator and lurk and smirk there.

dankos2069 55M

4/28/2006 8:16 pm

Have you ever tried to light a match....t? Well, don't.

ilsuconu 56M

4/29/2006 3:46 am

Hic-Achoo-Fart! What a gas! That happened to me once and I thought there was something seriously wrong with me but before I could get up the nerve to call 911, it stopped. (Whew!)

elysianpleasure 47M

4/29/2006 5:12 am

I like a women confident enough in herself to tell a fart joke.

wickedeasy 67F  
26768 posts
4/29/2006 11:07 am

finally - the quintessential universal topic


PS - that lighting them on fire thing - def a male only phenomenon

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
4/29/2006 11:49 am

I agree with the lighting them on fire come every guy I knew as a kid had to do that?


dankos2069 55M

4/29/2006 9:04 pm

awww girls, you don't know what your missing

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/29/2006 11:42 pm

My mum called farts "Green Bubbles"


deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
5/2/2006 8:51 pm

what about when you thought you farted but...well you sharted...LOL

My sister coined this word: splatulence

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
5/4/2006 8:02 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    Ah, the dreaded sharts...

    Splatulence - too clever!

    Love your very tasteful nude photo.
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