Lopsided  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
6/27/2006 8:18 pm
Lopsided

Today has been a bit erratic at best. A bit of bumping into walls.

A woman told me about purple lava flowing out of the top of her head, and that's a good thing.

I bought 5 pairs of sunglasses today that I don't need. One pair I bought solely because I thought they made me look surreal. (that's prolly not a good sign)

When I was trying on the sunglasses, at first I thought they were all crooked. Then it dawned on me that my right eyebrow is higher than my left.

When did that happen?

And if my right eyebrow is higher, wouldn't my right breast be higher also? It's not.

Here are some questions to choose from:

Is there anything lopsided about your body?

Is there anything lopsided about your mind?

Do you own too many items of one particular thing?
(eg, too many sunglasses, too many panties, too many Mercedes, etc.)

How was your day?


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/27/2006 9:20 pm

hi silk

lopsided ....ok, ok ..... i'll fess up ....but dont u tell anyone .... my left breast is a half size smaller than my right one ............. maybe i should change my profile description ... 38-37 ...(DC) ... lol

sneeks away, .... fake blush .....

LilJessicaSQuirt
♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
6/27/2006 10:21 pm

Hey silkditt
So...why did you choose to buy the other four pairs?

Lopsided parts... I know the cartilage in my ears feels totally different but I think they pass for looking similar. I own too many t-shirts and too many pairs of khaki pants. What me worry?


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/28/2006 12:29 am

I own too many bras, in a bunch of different colors. One of the few pieces of advise Mum told me, I actually listened to - 'Wear a Bra' gravity sucks....

Yes, my left foot is a half size smaller than my right. It's hell buying shoes, at least the 6 pair of Converse high tops (in various colors) are the perfect summer shoe.


goboi_go 55M

6/28/2006 5:33 am

My hair in the back has 2 personalities. The right side curls under as my hair gets long, the left side is straight and grows faster.

I've been diggin out ingrown toenails on my right toe all my life, the left one has never given me a problem.

My wienie always hangs to the right, always to the right. A friend in college told me its because I jerk off with my right hand - which isn't true. HAHA mr smartypants!

btw, white hair and red glasses - that's the ticket.

I have too many 60's vw bugs (5)- its a sickness. 3 are running on the road and 2 are in resto.

I can throw/pitch a baseball right handed and left handed.


seek_u_topia 50M

6/28/2006 10:05 am

surreal in those glasses...that i'd like to see...and maybe while I'm at it i should check your breats, just in case!

As for me, one ear is a little higher on my head than the other, which makes it difficult when trimming my sideburns. As for my mind..i haven't the foggiest idea of what's going on, or not, up there.


ilsuconu 56M

6/28/2006 2:23 pm

My day was great!

Anyway...

lop-sided cowlick that has finally forced me to comb my hair straight back instead of trying to get it to lay right; one testical is slightly higher than the other.

lop-sided mind? well, one side seems to have much more creativity, I think.

too much of something? whitey-tighties... there was a time when I worked 33 days straight without a day off and was too tired to do laundry!


LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
6/28/2006 3:15 pm


Labio


ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
6/29/2006 6:27 am

Is there anything lopsided about your body? Left testicle bigger than right.Does that mean i'm a bigger nut?

Is there anything lopsided about your mind? Does warped,twisted & demented mean anything?

Do you own too many items of one particular thing?
(eg, too many sunglasses, too many panties, too many Mercedes, etc.)
I own alot of coffee mugs with lids. They are everywhere.

How was your day? My day was great!!!! Thanks for asking.


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