Fairy Wings  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
8/16/2006 1:13 pm
Fairy Wings

Last evening there was a knock at my door.

As soon as I opened the door, the Hot Chili Pepper burst into tears.

"I'm having a meltdown," she sobbed.

It's tough being a single working mom no matter what, but worse during the summer months if a child isn't in a summer camp or program.

She made a good decision to knock on my door rather than decapitate her little boy Precocious, who is a handful.

Maybe the most difficult thing for her right now is not being able to form a relationship with a man, stuffing all her sexuality away in deference to the needs of her boy. She's hiding her light under a barrel right now, and all that repressed sexuality is like a powder keg just waiting for a match.

And the housekeeping thing. Well.

"I don't even know where to begin," she sniffled.

So I offered to help her make some order.

Her apartment was a disaster zone. 'Nuff said. Two hands make light of the work.

She gave me some clothes that are too small for her as thanks.

"What about this one?" she dangled a dress in front of me. "This one comes under the heading 'what was I thinking?'"

I burst out laughing.

A skinny tube dress with spaghetti straps, teal blue, the dress ends in a flounce of tulle (for you guys,think of a tutu).

"Where would I wear that?" I sputtered.

"You like to take those pictures for that sex website," she reasoned. "I live vicariously through your sex life right now, you know."

So, I've got the dress on right now. I just got back from a run and haven't taken my tennis shoes off yet, which adds a little flavor to the look. I'm thinking I should pull out my fairy wings left over from some Hallowe'en, to complete the outfit.
Oh, and I have my reading glasses on.

What do you think, is this an A.F.F. look?

Here are some other questions to choose from:

Do you think I have too much time on my hands?

Are you ready to explode because it's been so long since you've had sex?

When is the last time a fairy visited your bed?

What is the most fun you've had with using costumes during sex?


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
8/16/2006 2:34 pm

What do you think, is this an A.F.F. look? A little flashy for A.F.F. - maybe. It might work if you have the top pulled down on one side. So, that's how you spell 'tulle'? I've heard of that term - I thought the material was called 'the-scrubby-fluffs-stuff'.

Do you think I have too much time on my hands? Not anymore...

Are you ready to explode because it's been so long since you've had sex? Well, since I'm one of the 'tool' not 'tulle' gender, sex tends to involve exploding.

When is the last time a fairy visited your bed? Hey I think I'm already being stalked by a British fairy.


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
8/16/2006 6:12 pm

Unfortunately, the AdultFriendFinder look is a monster cock shot or a camel toe smile/big hooters. Cum on, don't you know that's how you get responses on here?

I think I disagree with Intensity....I explode, too

Let's see....I have that little French maid's costume....

Does the dick fairy count?



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meerkittykat 42F

8/16/2006 8:30 pm

I think it's a perfect AFFF look, especially if you're a bisexual female couple shooting for the top of the blogs.

I had sex a couple days ago...I'm all good....

Costumes during sex.....one time I went in as a plumber. Backwards USC ballcap and flashlight. Looking back, I had to have been drunk or high or just plain horny.


shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/16/2006 10:36 pm

Hey baby I'm from San Francisco, some of my best friends are fairies!


Panthiest 72M

8/17/2006 1:55 am

What do you think, is this an A.F.F. look?
Mmmm more like - Lost in the suburbs.

Here are some other questions to choose from:

Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
No particularly , but if you do I can give you something else to put on your hands. Yummers...

Are you ready to explode because it's been so long since you've had sex?
Dear Jeezeus in heaven YES! We've had this discusison before - must not act DESPERATE!
When is the last time a fairy visited your bed?
1829. Left a quarter for a tooth. Pretty weird fairy collecitng old teeth, but we all have our little oddities.
What is the most fun you've had with using costumes during sex?
Do bathrobes count? Pulling off the fuzzy belts and tying her tothe bedposts with them .... let your imagination take it from there.


gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
8/17/2006 9:31 am

It's been a while since the butt fairy has visited...


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/17/2006 2:44 pm

She made a good decision to knock on my door rather than decapitate her little boy Precocious, who is a handful.

Handful of WHAT though...."wishes" or uhhhmmmm.....something else?

What do you think, is this an A.F.F. look?

Well gee...I ASSumed that nudity was the fashion HOT-ture of this whackers wonderland...BUTT I could be wrong

Do you think I have too much time on my hands?

Most definitely...but worry not, I'll have something else on your hands like LICK-idy SPLIT!

That wasn't just cute...that was a command lady, SPLIT so I can LICK-idy

Are you ready to explode because it's been so long since you've had sex?

Didja not read my post yesterday?? duuuuur lol

When is the last time a fairy visited your bed?

sorry never been to Saaaaaan Fraaaaan cisssscoooo! LOL couldn't resist!!

What is the most fun you've had with using costumes during sex?

two words...buttless and CHAPS...though methinks SHE might have even had more fun...

'nuff said really

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


hereIam51757 55F
8001 posts
8/17/2006 4:10 pm

What do you think, is this an A.F.F. look?
Well, let's see it already!

Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
I need help getting my household in order too.
AND I have clothes that are too big for me now.


Are you ready to explode because it's been so long since you've had sex?
Yes, I'm ready to explode!!!!!

When is the last time a fairy visited your bed?
Never.

What is the most fun you've had with using costumes during sex?
Haven't done costumes ... yet!


hereIam51757 55F
8001 posts
8/17/2006 8:34 pm

Oh, *L*, do you think I should "model" my leathers?
Hmmmmmm.....
Now we'll both be looking for a good photographer!
hehehe

Good night!
*L*


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
8/18/2006 1:45 pm

No, it was another Brit but I think it'll be alright now - I wish it was PreciousOrchid.


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