Computer Mystery  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
6/25/2006 12:58 pm
Computer Mystery

So, my computer continues to repeatedly shut itself off.

I had a diagnostic done, and there is nothing wrong with the hard drive or operating system. The possibility that it is the power strip has been eliminated, as I have it plugged into the wall and still have the same problem.

I've had a suggestion from the Alternative World Corner that it is my kinetic energy that is causing the problem.

or

that there are Helpful Spirits who turn off my computer in order to keep me more productive in life.

Hmmmmm. It is sort of interesting that the problem is accelerated in the morning, and ceases by the evening.

But I wish they'd stop being soooo fucking helpful. It's driving me crazy.

Here's a set of questions for you to choose from:

-Do you have anything inexplicable that's happening in your life right now?

-Do you believe in helpful spirits?

-Do you have any kinetic energy experience?

-Do you know what might be causing my computer problem?

-Do you know of a good Helpful Spirit exterminator? (prolly shouldn't have included this one!)

(click on photo to enlarge)


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/25/2006 3:36 pm

If you were in the neighborhood, I'd send you down to the voodoo temple with a cigar and a bottle of rum.



Odds


ilsuconu 56M

6/25/2006 4:52 pm

-Do you have anything inexplicable that's happening in your life right now?
Yes. This overwhelming urge to be naked with you! RIGHT NOW!
-Do you believe in helpful spirits?
A gentleman doesn't use alcohol to seduce a lady!
-Do you have any kinetic energy experience?
uh, does using a soapy, wet sock to simulate the hot and moist depth of a woman's love canal count as kinetic? (Oops! that would be kinky, not kinetic!)
-Do you know what might be causing my computer problem?
the keyboard is ticklish? I know I'd be giddy if you were using your fingers on me all day!
-Do you know of a good Helpful Spirit exterminator? (prolly shouldn't have included this one!)
Yep... coffee: hot, black, and lots of it! (Oh, not that kind of Spirit!)


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/25/2006 6:58 pm

Do you have anything inexplicable that's happening in your life right now?
a pair of glasses that keep coming up missing only to return to their "everything in their place"
-Do you believe in helpful spirits?

yes
-Do you have any kinetic energy experience?
yes...I can make people turn around, look at me or move
-Do you know what might be causing my computer problem?
no
-Do you know of a good Helpful Spirit exterminator? (prolly shouldn't have included this one!)
no
funny post {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
6/26/2006 7:02 am

Do you have anything inexplicable that's happening in your life right now? Yes I do. A huge streak of bad luck and misfortunes.

-Do you believe in helpful spirits? I do, but haven't found one yet.

-Do you have any kinetic energy experience? Yea, to any vehichle i've ever owned I think I put demons in them. lol

-Do you know what might be causing my computer problem? My guess would be age of computer and maybe you have either a nuisance virus in it or it needs to be defragmented.

-Do you know of a good Helpful Spirit exterminator? (prolly shouldn't have included this one!) Don't know.


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