Breast Inspector: Now Accepting Applications  

rm_silkditty 66F
12408 posts
6/28/2006 9:24 pm
Breast Inspector: Now Accepting Applications

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Position Now Available For Breast Inspector

Responsibilities include measurement, inspecting for lopsidedness, firmness, potential damage from going braless, variations in aureole size.

No experience necessary. On-the-job training available.

Successful applicant must be able to work long hours and endure blue balls.

Salary: 0 (are you kidding me?)

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LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/28/2006 9:56 pm

blueballs ... lmao!!!

aw, im kinda easy for the sympathy bit ... might help save him from the dreaded blues ...... jeezz ... ive been falling for that one since highschool .. still do

oops, my signature is jessica
.. but actual nick is LilSquirt_4mfm

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
6/28/2006 9:58 pm

Well, I won't volunteer for the inspector position, but I can offer to assist in the training aspect.


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
6/28/2006 10:00 pm

What a coinsidence!!

I need an ASS-istant!!

Someone to carefully keep my "sweet rolls" with the optimum level of smoothness.

Duities would include "massaging the instrument" before an after showers...

"quarter" testing each bun for perpetual bouncy firmness, and "collusion tests" with various real world conditions, hands, lips, maybe a paddle shapped tool of some kind, all to insure my Grade A...well "A" retains its ranking.

Wanna trade services? lol

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/28/2006 10:02 pm

OMG, I'm a muse.... lmao

lilangel693 49F
21 posts
6/28/2006 10:06 pm

I would love to apply for the job, is there sucking and licking on the nipples part of the job duties? I may not have to endure blue balls because of the long hours but I know I will have a hot wet pussy by the end of the day

rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
6/28/2006 10:20 pm

Loved this, will watch this for future laughs. Good job.

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
6/29/2006 3:48 am

Be careful!

Labio often stocks the PCH!

Labio will now scout out Monkeywoman tracks and trails as he seeks the elusive Onion!


ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
6/29/2006 6:33 am

Being a breast and nipple freak I feel more than qualifies me as a good candidate for the job. My insights might amuse you.Wher's the application at?

Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
6/29/2006 12:45 pm

Hey silkditty, sounds like a great job - fair pay. I just can't endure blue balls.

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
7/1/2006 5:13 pm

Means Pacific Coast Highway!!!!!!!


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