Beware The Yard Sale  

rm_shy_girl364 46F
15 posts
6/17/2006 1:52 pm

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Beware The Yard Sale

It is a lazy, hazy, hot and humid Saturday afternoon. I have become bored surfing the one hundred millionth porn site I have found and not paid to join because of my in pending paranoia about credit cards and the World Wide Web, so instead, having stumbled on this site and sifting through oh about one hundred million snapshots of erect, semi-erect and at ease cock shots of a staggeringly variance of sizes, shapes and colors, have decided to start a blog. The cock shots were making me horny I..... had to do something.

Yes, I surf porn, I like it. I have my preferences, for instance the one thing I like to watch is a man licking pussy. Although it all has it's undeniable attraction that seems to be the one thing I enjoy the most. But even that can only be viewed for so long before having to excuse myself for a moment or two.

So as I have said, here I am, Blogging. My first Blog. Please Be Gentle.

At this moment I am listening to my neighbors systematically empty their tiny excuse for a trailer that they without fail attach to their interesting excuse for a mini-van every weekend and drag to the town dump looking for just about anything that has yard sale potential. Yes, this is what they do. Every weekend. Dump Shopping.

And I think to myself, I think "Self, your life really isn't that pathetic. Even though you are forced to sexually satisfy yourself on a regular basis, at least you're not wandering around the town dump every weekend sifting through other people's trash."

"But just a tick, perhaps you are looking at this enterprise the wrong way. Dump Shopping could indeed be the invention of a possible mastermind."

However, if you knew my neighbor, and the genius that he is not having destroyed his liver and most of his brain cells with any given Molson brand, you would most likely disagree.

But bare with me here. Think about it for just one instant. He goes and brings home other people's discarded items and then sells them to the unsuspecting public that to my ultimate fascination have the energy to be out browsing through said discarded items at an unbelievably early hour on a morning which I would prefer to remain unconscious just a little longer.

And these people are indeed handing over their hard earned money for something Aunt Ester has an exact duplicate of that they have always envied. Which at the same time could very well be the exact item Dear Auntie refused to surrender but instead perhaps she spitefully tossed in the old Glad bag just one week ago and now the unwitting early bird is exchanging cash for it. Chock one up for Ester.

The man is making money,,,,, selling people's garbage.

Comments?



49AK 55M
1823 posts
6/17/2006 2:29 pm

I think we feel revulsion and envy at the same time. Our consumeristic tendencies tell us that if it isn't in a bright, shiny package that it has no value, and to find value in something that someone else has declared has none (by throwing it out) is contrary to our way of life.

On the other hand, just because someone throws out a dollar bill doesn't mean that it has no value. It does, and your neighbor has found a way to turn discards into dollar bills.

On one hand, if you're a recycler, it is a noble (if dirty) profession. On the other hand, if you arrive at your vocation by necessity, you're a dumpster diver.

A surprising number of people in the world survive this way... and I am as dumbfounded as you are.


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/17/2006 2:37 pm

Hey people throw away a lot of good stuff at the dump! Not sure if selling it and making money off it is right.


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
6/17/2006 3:52 pm

Hmmm selling garbage.......
Thankfully it's illegal to bring things home from the rubbish dump in the UK.
I have several neighbours with the opposite fettish. They never take anything to the dump or put the rubbish out in dustbins for the weekly collection. It attracts the flies and vermin, a total health hazard.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


up2u59 57M

6/17/2006 4:12 pm

I love to lick pussy. I love the smell, the taste, driving her wild. I am shy though to meet women - it is hard to cut to the chase so its been a long time since I was last in heaven. I am now lost in memories, managing my stress by myself.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/17/2006 4:26 pm

I wish I could get rid of a lot of this stuff I keep saving. I am such a pack-rat.

Welcome to BlogLand. I'm sure you will like it here. You certainly express yourself well...


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/17/2006 8:23 pm

If I could do something like that, I would. But I'd go dumpster diving behind stores. They tend to throw away floor models and the like. I once got a very nice lamp doing that with a friend behind a furniture store.

I believe in recycling. I use free cycle and I think it's great that if he can pick out the useful items and make a profit, he should be allowed. Landfills are a major problem. People throw away perfectly good stuff because they don't want to be bothered giving it away or having a yard sale themselves.


noonerfuninKW 45M
2 posts
6/19/2006 5:59 am

I wonder if your neighbour could come and get all my junk without my effort to have to bring it to the dump? Then his sales would be 100% profit, and I didn't have to pay someone to haul it all away!! LOL


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