rm_sheree73 43F
79 posts
4/21/2005 4:39 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


**Pick Up**


"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul "

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. ! Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause**

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??" ...
Is this (insert phone # here) ??

LMAO!!! OMG...I had to share this one. I got this at work today and I just BUSTED up laughing. In reality its not funny but could you just imagine?
Well I hope at least some of you get a good chuckle out of it

****Sorry folks. It seems this was denied by the powers to be because of some reason. My only assumption is because the joke contained a phone number. So I've altered it to see if they'd take it now. I hope it doesnt ruin the joke.*******

Happy Blogging!!!

GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/21/2005 8:15 pm

Haha! That is some good stuff. Kids are so innocent, aren't they?

rm_sheree73 43F
45 posts
4/22/2005 1:10 pm

LOL yes they are Free I laughed SO hard when I read that at work. It was hilarious....lol

GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/23/2005 3:27 pm

I left you a secret little comment somewhere in your blog.

mnfun952 102M

5/1/2005 8:19 pm

Damn.. I guess I better stop using the "I'm your long-lost Uncle Paul" trick on my girlfriend's kids... LOL too funny.

MrHockey1969 47M

5/5/2005 3:08 pm

I know someone who used Uncle Joe, the kids started taking about Uncle Joe being there after school. Seems Dad never meet Uncle Joe until he came home early one day. Uncle Joe was Reverend Joe, and she was on her knees not praying. The look on his face said he was praying. So much for the lords work...

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